OK, maybe it’s time to make this perfectly clear to everyone over 30: You can’t disguise baldness with the close shave (“the millenium comb-over,” as Billy Connolly put it). Even if you put sunglasses on top, no more going to the club (pubs and bars only), your girlfriends all have to be within 5 years of your age (if she’s near 30 it’s time to get married and give her a kid), you need a job outside of the service industry (musician or actor don’t count). And as far as passionately following rave culture goes, you’re kidding right? Comments/Enlarge |
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They may not be the easiest things in the world to dump (how did she get into your locker anyhow?) but weird girls are so much better than normal girls. You’re gay if you don’t marry one. Comments/Enlarge |
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Holy shit, remember how fucking stressed out you’d get when you fucked up your parent’s car? Like, you’d jump out to see how bad it was and see this and catch yourself begging Jesus for a time machine? Comments/Enlarge |
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