This is something known as “only in Mexico,” where babes that in any other city would have their pick of men have to settle for greasy, pube-bearded cadavers in neon-striped sneakers. There should be an outreach program to bring these girls to New York so they can fuck guys that are worthy of them.Comments/Enlarge |
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Hats are lame (we call them toques) but if you’re not all serious about it like a new dad and you’re wearing kind of a goof one it becomes a parody of hats which is good again. (Especially when you’re so hot you make a grown man cry.) Comments/Enlarge |
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Jesus Christ, he shaved his entire body, decapitated a few ingrown pubes on the way down, and now we all have to stare at it like a heavy metal gay bar on welfare. Comments/Enlarge |
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