Before really getting into something you have to check its plausibility. We all have polyester shirts we love, but they get so fucking hot they make it look like your armpits pissed their pants. If you are a sweaty balls kind of guy, sorry, but you can't wear white spandex pants. It makes your legs look like a sweaty armpit.
We like the outfit and everything but are lowriders and a short striped shirt the best choice for you? You have the weirdest torso ever made. You look like a deflating balloon for fuck’s sake. If Tim Burton designed your upper body it’s probably better to go with a Patti Smith-type thing where your contorting spine can hide in layers of men’s shirts, tight blazers, and distracting white scarves. Comments/Enlarge |
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CASHING IN Fortnightly Forms Met in the Dole Queue
You can’t tell because he’s in a nightclub in this photo, but that camouflage renders him virtually invisible when he’s hanging out in a playground full of ten-year-old boys.Comments/Enlarge |
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