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The grossest thing about couples that match is you can tell they fuck too much. Somehow they have projected their own megalomania onto each other and you know they sit there fingering each other’s assholes and cumming all over the place like it’s a big beat off session. Jesus, you can almost smell the lingering genitalia as they walk down the street. Comments/Enlarge | See all



One of the downsides of dating black chicks is it can take them all day to get ready. Of course, when the end result is a Renaissance painting that makes your eyes sublimate, “all day” becomes a tenth of a second. Comments/Enlarge | See all







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He’s doing such a perfect imitation of the guy who’s “over it” and doesn’t have a CD player or a TV that you want to have him over just to hear how “bourgeois” your appliances are.Comments/Enlarge | See all





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