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You think the dominant ethno-cultural group in your neighborhood is weird? Until you’ve tasted the glory that is the French Canadian you have no idea. This guy is going to bring his three plain burgers (with extra gravy) to a local bar, salt up his beer, and give some stranger a two-hour lecture on why “De womens” have more nerve endings in “deir assholes dan deir vagines.”
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Ugh, when I think about how many times he says the word “sexy” to her in his gross European accent I want to barf.
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For the last fucking time: Men cannot have hairdos. Men cannot walk into salons and sit in those big chairs and lean back into a sink while a rich cokehead makes a $200 sculpture on their head. All women know this. That’s why they do this look when you take a picture.
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