Dressing the same is always bad but when one of you sucks, it’s twice as shitty. Comments/Enlarge |
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Sorry but the band has to be disbanded at 30. And we’re not saying you’re on coke but you have to give that up too. There’s a reason John Peel, Joe Strummer, Ol’ Dirty Bastard, and John Entwistle all died in the wee hours. Comments/Enlarge |
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However, if you are an ugly nerd with big glasses don’t fret. Instead of trying to be cool, swing the pendulum the other way and go for “Crazy geek guy.” You just get some stupid outfit from Value Village and jump around like an asshole. You think girls are going to be bummed out that you were too busy learning stuff to know how to dance?Comments/Enlarge |
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