Why can’t they make porn that makes me feel as horny as this does? Comments/Enlarge |
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Remember those 13-year-olds you’d see playing Star Wars with kids five years younger than them and you’d think, “Jesus, what happened there?” Well, you should know that those guys never quite get back on track. Comments/Enlarge |
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We saw this grown ass man at JFK and just to recap: he is wearing his peepeejammer bottoms and carrying around a felt orange neck pillow like it’s a wubbie. Is there a way we can get the terrorists to only blow up his plane? Comments/Enlarge |
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