And on the “Water Still Wet” side of the news, that girl-from- every-Cramps- album prehistoric- rocker look continues to shrink pants for the 50- somethingth year and running.Comments/Enlarge |
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When you’re really wasted and you’ve been puking and you have hot carrots up your nose and you’re wondering where the fuck your girlfriend is, her and her friends dressed in white is such a fortunate, shining beacon of light you worry for a sec that maybe you’re dying. What I’m trying to say is, drunks like it when you wear white. Comments/Enlarge |
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MAFIA PARTY I'm going to tell you about a parlor game...
Dear girls, short hair is for old ladies trying to hide their imminent baldness. We are attracted to characteristics that emphasize our differences. You can grow longer hair than us and we like that so please do it! Stop fucking with the formula and coming up with all these sassy new looks. They make you look like a weird boy. Comments/Enlarge |
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