What’s a bigger loser than passing out in a stall because you’re too drunk? Here’s an idea, Jonathan, sneak out and go home. You don’t have to say goodbye or explain that you can’t hang. Just vanish. It’s far more noble than becoming a laugh model for the rest of us. Comments/Enlarge |
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Russian women have one goal in life: Pleasing their men. Some guys thankfully reciprocate that devotion, but most get drunk with power and treat them like shit until they fall down on the couch crying and have to be consoled for, like, a minute. Comments/Enlarge |
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OK, new rule: you’re not allowed to wear a t-shirt and jeans after 28 years old. If you think that makes you look too square you can zane it up with a wacky blazer and some nutbar dress shirt with a million colors. We know you hate rules but if you don’t listen to us you’re going to look in the mirror one day and discover you’ve become “Skate Dad.” Comments/Enlarge |
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