Even if your annual GNP is worth less than pee, confidence is king and all you need to do to be a DO is feel it. Sure you’re barf-colored and ridiculous but, as it is with being chased by a lion, all you have to do is be quicker than the other guy. Comments/Enlarge |
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I have no problem with back pieces, shit, I have a skull jellyfish eating Chiang Kai-Shek and Fidel Castro. But an ass piece? You had a man lean into your crack and etch delicate finger waves on your behind? That’s not a tattoo; that’s foreplay.Comments/Enlarge |
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GIANT CATS Here's Where the Wild Things Really Are
Do you think if El Silver Fox were bald he’d still be in charge of the Mexico City Mercedes dealership, on his way to 25-year-old Carmelita’s apartment for a nude siesta that he doesn’t have to pay for?Comments/Enlarge |
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