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French Canadians and FOBs overlap in a zone called “pants that are stupid-colored and go up your ass” because both demographics grew up totally cut off from the outside world.
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There’s a fine line between horny-slob-who’s-up-for-it in a good, old-fashioned fuck-in-the-bathroom way and horny-slob-who’s-up-for-it in a Jesus-Christ-what-have-I-done, gonorrhea-ish way. Comments/Enlarge | See all









See? No matter how hopelessly nerdy and boring the convention, there will be chicks there, not a lot, but so what? They’ll have theirs, you’ll have yours, and I’ll have mine. And together we’ll be fine.Comments/Enlarge | See all















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