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Ever wonder where your biological Dad is? Is he in the Navy Seals fighting some super evil despot we don’t even know about yet or is he in Paris pursuing his photography career? Daydream all you want but you know he’s still in Mississauga speaking in gibberish slurs and pounding his fist to music he’s never heard before. Comments/Enlarge | See all



Poor Babs. It was hard enough prying yourself out of the k-hole long enough to ask where the bathroom is, then just when you thought you were in the clear the sun comes glinting off his pate and locks you in his tractor beam. Michael Gira was right. Comments/Enlarge | See all







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I bet more people would be cool with the paparazzi if they went for this guy's "upper-class Malaysian bug collector" vibe, rather than "pack of Brazilian rapists."Comments/Enlarge | See all




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