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Subject: . Date: Aug 29 2006 02:45:40 AM Author: Izzy
Poor rat.
Subject: wow Date: Oct 22 2005 03:37:46 AM Author: ugh
marry
it
to
spawn.
FAAAAAAAGGOOOOOOOOOTS.
Subject: Ideas for life Date: Oct 07 2005 07:17:16 PM Author: Rödrigo [Litteris]
Ow! So fuckin good! I`ll kill some rats!
Subject: none Date: Sep 22 2005 04:53:18 AM Author: Andy
Thats just sick and at the same time exciting.
Subject: Can you mail me a rat Date: Sep 20 2005 12:37:37 PM Author: Your Momma
Yea, so can you mail me a rat and put it in your clothes please!
Subject: UM Date: Aug 23 2005 07:36:54 AM Author: JJ
WHY DONT YOU JUST SQUIRT JIZZ ON THE POOR RAT, YOU SICK BASTARD
Subject: My adventure in Cholsey Date: Aug 15 2005 06:50:02 AM Author: Perry the rat
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/rex-everything/7e5396 ff.jpg
Subject: you call that a rat? Date: Jul 31 2005 08:10:27 PM Author: Rat??
it's barely even bigger than the ipod, a real dead rat would eat that dead rat for breakfest, and then spit it out and run it over again, then eat the forklift, and then run it over
Subject: trhtrstsrh str Date: Jul 31 2005 08:08:45 PM Author: dhtrh srthr shstrh
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Subject: how much that bloody water meant to me Date: Jul 28 2005 03:07:15 PM Author: dobie gillis
the band Cop Eater has a great song about dead rats. it's called "rat boiler", and is about the boiling of live rats. i know LIVE rats are a little off subject, but this article reminded me of that song, my youth, and those slow, cool days on chattahoochee...
Subject: red dad Date: Jul 28 2005 07:28:40 AM Author: milK
honestly... I like it... awesome photoseries about ratness... and for everyone who says it takes a lot of time... well.. it doest. Probably about an hour. I did the same thing with a couple of dead mice my cat dragged in.. and made them all in one large dead frankenstein-ish mouse.
Subject: Spawn Date: Jul 26 2005 04:15:15 PM Author: Hemato
That marriage is not going to last.
Subject: Homos and Rats Date: Jul 25 2005 12:48:16 PM Author: Raversnuffy
If homos played with dead rats, that rat would been turned into a fabulously dressed marionette dancing to "I will survive."
But we homos don't play with dead rodents.
Thanks :)
Subject: da Date: Jul 21 2005 04:05:10 AM Author: red rider
rat smhat
Subject: cats, rats, and baloons full of cocaine Date: Jul 20 2005 10:23:38 PM Author: persimmon
i would have taken the rat and planted it with a seed to make corn like the native americans did with fish.
in brooklyn.
twice.
Subject: w00t Date: Jul 20 2005 06:32:29 AM Author: hank von hell
haha, its nice to read what all the retards write here. love it.
Subject: what?! Date: Jul 19 2005 10:13:22 PM Author: jo jo
no rat wearing an american apparel t shirt!??!! or playing grand theft auto?!?!?!?
Subject: the rat Date: Jul 18 2005 12:17:36 PM Author: the hills
This was sort of like rubber-necking at a car accident. It came up and I kept watching, and it was so gross. I am like the others. Get a life. If you have that much time on your hands, I notice intellect goes out the door.
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Subject: yall? Date: Jul 17 2005 02:02:20 PM Author: Sadist
Where you live they shoot people for fucking with dead rats? That's understandable... afterall, it reduces the sexual partner pool in Kentucky. Guess it's back to the cousins for ya'll.
Subject: You're sick bastards Date: Jul 16 2005 10:11:55 AM Author: I hate Vice
Why did you do that?
It's fuckin sick you twats! It was a living thing, and rats are cool! How the hell could you do something like that and LAUGH?!
If you died and I found any of you near me, I'd do all this to you. And worse you fuck-ups.
Oh, and get a life. Despite the fact this is retarded and screwed-up, it's a waste of time and demonstrates that you're all a waste of space. I hope you die in a forklift related incident.
Have a nice day :-)
Subject: tards Date: Jul 15 2005 07:02:56 PM Author: Re
yawn
Subject: what I am Date: Jul 15 2005 10:31:40 AM Author: dogbert
me am cat
Subject: the 11th Date: Jul 15 2005 02:27:22 AM Author: bigmad
cook and taste it!
Subject: yes Date: Jul 15 2005 12:04:43 AM Author: Tyler
HAHAHAHAHA, I MUST WORK FOR YOU! Do dead animals every week!!! PLEASE!! hahhaa. Dead animals = Funny.
Subject: Vice Date: Jul 14 2005 10:08:00 PM Author: Andrew
Has anybody ever wondered who owns
Vice???????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????
Subject: fuck this shit Date: Jul 13 2005 09:00:15 AM Author: black_bob
I WANT THE GROSS JAR BACK!!!
Subject: ... Date: Jul 12 2005 05:17:21 PM Author: Gin-ger
OMg. :| lol. You guys have a lot of time on your hands...
Subject: :/ Date: Jul 12 2005 05:19:53 PM Author: RodentsRock
poor rat. it would be funny if you did that with a person.
Subject: It's a rat Date: Jul 12 2005 02:06:19 PM Author: Fuck PETA
All Rats and Squatters should die together and we could make them both do stuff!
Subject: bastards Date: Jul 12 2005 01:19:02 PM Author: mslaid
you are.
Subject: Waste of Time Date: Jul 12 2005 11:55:40 AM Author: Dr. Sonofabitch
How the hell do you guys have time to do something like this? And where on earth did you acquire that forklift?
Subject: bc Date: Jul 12 2005 03:28:51 AM Author: a
this feels like crazy paul
Subject: shheeeet Date: Jul 12 2005 12:06:24 AM Author: milton p. ratmeier
Are you guys serious, This fifteen minutes of fame was the best fucking fifteen minutes of this rats existence, dead or alive. How many rats do you know that seriously get the chance to grab life by the balls like this....
Subject: FUKIN MARRIAGE Date: Jul 11 2005 01:06:22 PM Author: black khan
marry the fukin dead rat to a fukin dead ant and let them fuk all night, all month, all year... SINCE THEY ARE FUKIN MARRIED!
Subject: Kill yourself! Date: Jul 11 2005 12:01:36 AM Author: Killyourselfguy
"haha. ayo for yayo"
Kill yourself!
Subject: . Date: Jul 10 2005 09:25:08 PM Author: .
I I lived somewhere where people got "shot in the head" for "fucking with a dead rat," I would keep it to myself.
Subject: . Date: Jul 10 2005 09:21:58 PM Author: .
Squat kids are human waste.
Subject: ??? Date: Jul 09 2005 08:57:08 PM Author: mikey
did all the funny writers at vice just up and quit last month or what? tabarnac
Subject: a little thread and- Voila! new species! Date: Jul 09 2005 07:08:04 PM Author: Snack Master aka Kill Whitey
The same crew of kids from the snack master incident at a different time up in Minneapolis, got a chicken head and feet delivered to our door curtesy of our voodoo nieghbors who wanted us out of the 'hood There was also a cigar in the bag with it all. Well, the cigar got smoked, and the chicken head was placed in the freezer along with- you guessed it- a dead rat from our basement. When it was fully frozen my friend sawed the rats head off and carefully replaced it (with the help of an awl) with the chicken head. Thus was born the legend of the ChickenRat. It lived in the freezer to avoid decomposition, but frequently made guest appearences at parties and such. Eventually it got left out to long and rotted away, but there are still plenty of photos of the lovely beast so we can always remember and smile. Ahh, youth...
Subject: Hungry??? Date: Jul 09 2005 06:58:01 PM Author: Snack Master
Living in a squat in Philly in the late nineties, a girl who was staying with us (squatter matress) had a dog who had recently given birth to puppies. Well, one of the puppies died (sad) and rather than waste the thing by burying it my friends decided to bust out the snack master (look it up) and fry the little fucker up. No deboning or prep at all-just dead puppy, snack master, and a little elbow grease (you really got lean on that fucker to keep it closed tightly when theres a puppy in it). The poor girl was for some reason displeased with this ingenius send off to her little friend and decided she could mo longer hang in the squat scene. What a loss. See ya, bitch. Anyway I'm sure a rat would fit even better.
Subject: meow Date: Jul 09 2005 05:14:03 PM Author: bridgetsfool
cats anyone?
Subject: watch out for non profits Date: Jul 09 2005 12:39:42 AM Author: Kimmy
dead or not PETAs gonna give you shit.
Subject: vermin earfull Date: Jul 09 2005 12:25:38 AM Author: jenny
the ipod pic is the best thing i've ever seen. period.
Subject: splinter Date: Jul 08 2005 06:45:17 PM Author: elliott smith
me and that rat are good friends in heaven, thanks for making him listen to me.
xo
e.s
Subject: sick but.... Date: Jul 08 2005 03:38:08 PM Author: m lindstrom
.....agh the noise made once it got crushed is priceless.....hahahahah im sorry its a RAT! a dead one at that. yuck. i'd hate to walk that same street cuz the stench would be unbearable.
Subject: Oh man its that serene feeling Date: Jul 08 2005 01:37:10 PM Author: DirtyLense
of being a kid again. The beautiful afternoonds spent throwing dead rats at the girls and aiming them with slingshots. Makes me want to go out and find one. Good job,...can you guys have it do more ? Like go to the prom, or get high, or sell his body at the red light district ?
This should be a bigger series
Subject: Answer: Rat splat Date: Jul 08 2005 11:04:18 AM Author: Alex Trabeck
What is i don't know if i like this or not. It makes me feel naughty.
Subject: hello Date: Jul 08 2005 09:38:07 AM Author: hall yomo
you are so stupid
Subject: Rat issues Date: Jul 07 2005 10:51:55 PM Author: Isabel
Gross. But fun enough.
Where do you find it?
Subject: Learn Date: Jul 07 2005 01:55:59 PM Author: Jetpack
yall homo: That's not irony. At all.
Subject: asdf Date: Jul 06 2005 04:08:00 PM Author: gold fronts
i like this...i dont know about running his ass over but 10 things to do with a dead rat is the last thing you'd expect to see when you open a magazine haha. ayo for yayo
Subject: dead rat Date: Jul 06 2005 10:42:24 AM Author: bamwoozel
that rat getting squished video was anticlimatic than a motherfucker
Subject: hey Date: Jul 06 2005 10:16:43 AM Author: ed
it's a dead rat. everyone should be happy that it's dead and not spreading pestilence and disease anymore. please kill more rats.
jesus, people.
Subject: . Date: Jul 06 2005 09:53:47 AM Author: madnice
i wonder what rats use as tampons? cigarette filters?
Subject: DEAD RAT Date: Jul 06 2005 09:20:35 AM Author: G
get over it, it's fucking dead anyway
should of used it as a tampax
Subject: . Date: Jul 06 2005 07:04:38 AM Author: .
pop
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Subject: Rats Date: Jul 06 2005 06:13:00 AM Author: Monkiki
I'm loving this!! cheered me up especially when you ran it over - keep up the good work, p.s my sister married the hooded claw
Subject: my sister is not a dead rat. Date: Jul 05 2005 11:55:34 PM Author: anthony braxton
my sister married spawn.
Subject: Rat... Date: Jul 05 2005 07:45:12 PM Author: Bombay
So funny reading these comments - it's a dead rat for feck's sake - it's not like it's going to complain...
Subject: fuck dead rats Date: Jul 05 2005 03:25:47 AM Author: jason
That shit is great.
Subject: rats Date: Jul 05 2005 12:13:11 AM Author: daniel paré
c clair vous etes vraiment la pire bande de pedales metrosexuelles.
for those who don't understand french fuck yall
this article is bullshit.
you need new ideas, fags.
Subject: teach em a lesson! Date: Jul 04 2005 04:19:47 PM Author: Rat Hater
Thank-you Vice, from the bottom of my heart.
Subject: "I'd cut the totally gay web comix" Date: Jul 04 2005 10:01:01 AM Author: me
Fuck you. Johnny R (The guy who drew the rat) is fucking funny, and has published shitloads of stuff professionally.
www.johnnyr.com
Subject: wtf Date: Jul 04 2005 03:23:28 AM Author: sukhdev bhatti will make u jump!jump
If I was editor I'd cut the totally gay web comix 'hey i died rofl' artwork, and stop using dudes who wear white pants that work in warehouses to write articles.
Subject: ha Date: Jul 03 2005 01:20:42 PM Author: ha
Now that's funny.
Subject: this is weak Date: Jul 03 2005 07:21:41 AM Author: selassiepower
i didn't know what to expect when i clicked on this section, but i feel stupid just for having looked at it, jesus man, i recommend this mag to my friends, you can't be running over dead rats
Subject: Even Hotter Date: Jul 02 2005 11:55:13 PM Author: Hot Damn
I'm so conflicted.
Subject: hmm Date: Jul 02 2005 06:57:57 PM Author: aisha
my favorite was send it to Iraq.
but dude, running it over . . .your sick
Subject: Oh-Em-Gee Date: Jul 02 2005 06:05:57 PM Author: haterade
That's fuckin hilarious, I can't believe I actually wathced that rat get run over!! I can't see the screen of th iPod, what song did you make the little bitch listen to? You guys are gonna get so much shit for this, I wanna be the one to field the phone calls and letters for this just to tell all the emo vegetarian assholes to suck it the fuck up!!
Subject: aha Date: Jul 02 2005 04:56:05 PM Author: yeah
this is stupid... whats wrong with vice?
Subject: irony! Date: Jul 02 2005 03:36:41 PM Author: sdf
Where do you live? West Ironia?
Subject: yall homo Date: Jul 02 2005 03:24:26 PM Author: yall stupid
where i live you be expected to understand irony. yall fucking ashamed of not being able to pass english.
Subject: rats! Date: Jul 02 2005 03:19:41 PM Author: sdf
Where do you live? New Ratsville?
Subject: yall homo Date: Jul 02 2005 11:37:09 AM Author: yall homo
yall homo
fucking with a dead rat...where i live youll be shot in the head....yall fucking homo at vice
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