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See a movie of the rat getting squished by a forklift.

Bonus rat photos


COMMENTS


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Subject: .
Date: Aug 29 2006 02:45:40 AM
Author: Izzy

Poor rat.



Subject: wow
Date: Oct 22 2005 03:37:46 AM
Author: ugh

marry

it

to

spawn.

FAAAAAAAGGOOOOOOOOOTS.



Subject: Ideas for life
Date: Oct 07 2005 07:17:16 PM
Author: Rödrigo [Litteris]

Ow! So fuckin good! I`ll kill some rats!



Subject: none
Date: Sep 22 2005 04:53:18 AM
Author: Andy

Thats just sick and at the same time exciting.



Subject: Can you mail me a rat
Date: Sep 20 2005 12:37:37 PM
Author: Your Momma

Yea, so can you mail me a rat and put it in your clothes please!



Subject: UM
Date: Aug 23 2005 07:36:54 AM
Author: JJ

WHY DONT YOU JUST SQUIRT JIZZ ON THE POOR RAT, YOU SICK BASTARD



Subject: My adventure in Cholsey
Date: Aug 15 2005 06:50:02 AM
Author: Perry the rat

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v608/rex-everything/7e5396
ff.jpg



Subject: you call that a rat?
Date: Jul 31 2005 08:10:27 PM
Author: Rat??

it's barely even bigger than the ipod, a real dead rat would eat that dead rat for breakfest, and then spit it out and run it over again, then eat the forklift, and then run it over



Subject: trhtrstsrh str
Date: Jul 31 2005 08:08:45 PM
Author: dhtrh srthr shstrh

hstr hstr hstrhstrh



Subject: how much that bloody water meant to me
Date: Jul 28 2005 03:07:15 PM
Author: dobie gillis

the band Cop Eater has a great song about dead rats. it's called "rat boiler", and is about the boiling of live rats. i know LIVE rats are a little off subject, but this article reminded me of that song, my youth, and those slow, cool days on chattahoochee...



Subject: red dad
Date: Jul 28 2005 07:28:40 AM
Author: milK

honestly... I like it... awesome photoseries about ratness... and for everyone who says it takes a lot of time... well.. it doest. Probably about an hour. I did the same thing with a couple of dead mice my cat dragged in.. and made them all in one large dead frankenstein-ish mouse.



Subject: Spawn
Date: Jul 26 2005 04:15:15 PM
Author: Hemato

That marriage is not going to last.



Subject: Homos and Rats
Date: Jul 25 2005 12:48:16 PM
Author: Raversnuffy

If homos played with dead rats, that rat would been turned into a fabulously dressed marionette dancing to "I will survive."

But we homos don't play with dead rodents.

Thanks :)



Subject: da
Date: Jul 21 2005 04:05:10 AM
Author: red rider

rat smhat



Subject: cats, rats, and baloons full of cocaine
Date: Jul 20 2005 10:23:38 PM
Author: persimmon

i would have taken the rat and planted it with a seed to make corn like the native americans did with fish.
in brooklyn.
twice.



Subject: w00t
Date: Jul 20 2005 06:32:29 AM
Author: hank von hell

haha, its nice to read what all the retards write here. love it.



Subject: what?!
Date: Jul 19 2005 10:13:22 PM
Author: jo jo

no rat wearing an american apparel t shirt!??!! or playing grand theft auto?!?!?!?



Subject: the rat
Date: Jul 18 2005 12:17:36 PM
Author: the hills

This was sort of like rubber-necking at a car accident. It came up and I kept watching, and it was so gross. I am like the others. Get a life. If you have that much time on your hands, I notice intellect goes out the door.



Subject: Comments
Date: Jul 18 2005 10:15:35 AM
Author: The Management

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Be Aware: Any attempt to criticize or any way call our beloved employees on their shit will be promptly removed.

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Subject: yall?
Date: Jul 17 2005 02:02:20 PM
Author: Sadist

Where you live they shoot people for fucking with dead rats? That's understandable... afterall, it reduces the sexual partner pool in Kentucky. Guess it's back to the cousins for ya'll.



Subject: You're sick bastards
Date: Jul 16 2005 10:11:55 AM
Author: I hate Vice

Why did you do that?

It's fuckin sick you twats! It was a living thing, and rats are cool! How the hell could you do something like that and LAUGH?!

If you died and I found any of you near me, I'd do all this to you. And worse you fuck-ups.

Oh, and get a life. Despite the fact this is retarded and screwed-up, it's a waste of time and demonstrates that you're all a waste of space. I hope you die in a forklift related incident.

Have a nice day :-)



Subject: tards
Date: Jul 15 2005 07:02:56 PM
Author: Re

yawn



Subject: what I am
Date: Jul 15 2005 10:31:40 AM
Author: dogbert

me am cat



Subject: the 11th
Date: Jul 15 2005 02:27:22 AM
Author: bigmad

cook and taste it!



Subject: yes
Date: Jul 15 2005 12:04:43 AM
Author: Tyler

HAHAHAHAHA, I MUST WORK FOR YOU! Do dead animals every week!!! PLEASE!! hahhaa. Dead animals = Funny.



Subject: Vice
Date: Jul 14 2005 10:08:00 PM
Author: Andrew

Has anybody ever wondered who owns Vice????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
????????????????????



Subject: fuck this shit
Date: Jul 13 2005 09:00:15 AM
Author: black_bob

I WANT THE GROSS JAR BACK!!!



Subject: ...
Date: Jul 12 2005 05:17:21 PM
Author: Gin-ger

OMg. :| lol. You guys have a lot of time on your hands...



Subject: :/
Date: Jul 12 2005 05:19:53 PM
Author: RodentsRock

poor rat. it would be funny if you did that with a person.



Subject: It's a rat
Date: Jul 12 2005 02:06:19 PM
Author: Fuck PETA

All Rats and Squatters should die together and we could make them both do stuff!



Subject: bastards
Date: Jul 12 2005 01:19:02 PM
Author: mslaid

you are.



Subject: Waste of Time
Date: Jul 12 2005 11:55:40 AM
Author: Dr. Sonofabitch

How the hell do you guys have time to do something like this? And where on earth did you acquire that forklift?



Subject: bc
Date: Jul 12 2005 03:28:51 AM
Author: a

this feels like crazy paul



Subject: shheeeet
Date: Jul 12 2005 12:06:24 AM
Author: milton p. ratmeier

Are you guys serious, This fifteen minutes of fame was the best fucking fifteen minutes of this rats existence, dead or alive. How many rats do you know that seriously get the chance to grab life by the balls like this....



Subject: FUKIN MARRIAGE
Date: Jul 11 2005 01:06:22 PM
Author: black khan

marry the fukin dead rat to a fukin dead ant and let them fuk all night, all month, all year... SINCE THEY ARE FUKIN MARRIED!



Subject: Kill yourself!
Date: Jul 11 2005 12:01:36 AM
Author: Killyourselfguy

"haha. ayo for yayo"

Kill yourself!



Subject: .
Date: Jul 10 2005 09:25:08 PM
Author: .

I I lived somewhere where people got "shot in the head" for "fucking with a dead rat," I would keep it to myself.



Subject: .
Date: Jul 10 2005 09:21:58 PM
Author: .

Squat kids are human waste.



Subject: ???
Date: Jul 09 2005 08:57:08 PM
Author: mikey

did all the funny writers at vice just up and quit last month or what? tabarnac



Subject: a little thread and- Voila! new species!
Date: Jul 09 2005 07:08:04 PM
Author: Snack Master aka Kill Whitey

The same crew of kids from the snack master incident at a different time up in Minneapolis, got a chicken head and feet delivered to our door curtesy of our voodoo nieghbors who wanted us out of the 'hood There was also a cigar in the bag with it all. Well, the cigar got smoked, and the chicken head was placed in the freezer along with- you guessed it- a dead rat from our basement. When it was fully frozen my friend sawed the rats head off and carefully replaced it (with the help of an awl) with the chicken head. Thus was born the legend of the ChickenRat. It lived in the freezer to avoid decomposition, but frequently made guest appearences at parties and such. Eventually it got left out to long and rotted away, but there are still plenty of photos of the lovely beast so we can always remember and smile. Ahh, youth...



Subject: Hungry???
Date: Jul 09 2005 06:58:01 PM
Author: Snack Master

Living in a squat in Philly in the late nineties, a girl who was staying with us (squatter matress) had a dog who had recently given birth to puppies. Well, one of the puppies died (sad) and rather than waste the thing by burying it my friends decided to bust out the snack master (look it up) and fry the little fucker up. No deboning or prep at all-just dead puppy, snack master, and a little elbow grease (you really got lean on that fucker to keep it closed tightly when theres a puppy in it). The poor girl was for some reason displeased with this ingenius send off to her little friend and decided she could mo longer hang in the squat scene. What a loss. See ya, bitch. Anyway I'm sure a rat would fit even better.



Subject: meow
Date: Jul 09 2005 05:14:03 PM
Author: bridgetsfool

cats anyone?



Subject: watch out for non profits
Date: Jul 09 2005 12:39:42 AM
Author: Kimmy

dead or not PETAs gonna give you shit.



Subject: vermin earfull
Date: Jul 09 2005 12:25:38 AM
Author: jenny

the ipod pic is the best thing i've ever seen. period.



Subject: splinter
Date: Jul 08 2005 06:45:17 PM
Author: elliott smith

me and that rat are good friends in heaven, thanks for making him listen to me.

xo

e.s



Subject: sick but....
Date: Jul 08 2005 03:38:08 PM
Author: m lindstrom

.....agh the noise made once it got crushed is priceless.....hahahahah im sorry its a RAT! a dead one at that. yuck. i'd hate to walk that same street cuz the stench would be unbearable.



Subject: Oh man its that serene feeling
Date: Jul 08 2005 01:37:10 PM
Author: DirtyLense

of being a kid again. The beautiful afternoonds spent throwing dead rats at the girls and aiming them with slingshots. Makes me want to go out and find one. Good job,...can you guys have it do more ? Like go to the prom, or get high, or sell his body at the red light district ?

This should be a bigger series



Subject: Answer: Rat splat
Date: Jul 08 2005 11:04:18 AM
Author: Alex Trabeck

What is i don't know if i like this or not. It makes me feel naughty.



Subject: hello
Date: Jul 08 2005 09:38:07 AM
Author: hall yomo

you are so stupid



Subject: Rat issues
Date: Jul 07 2005 10:51:55 PM
Author: Isabel

Gross. But fun enough.
Where do you find it?



Subject: Learn
Date: Jul 07 2005 01:55:59 PM
Author: Jetpack

yall homo: That's not irony. At all.



Subject: asdf
Date: Jul 06 2005 04:08:00 PM
Author: gold fronts

i like this...i dont know about running his ass over but 10 things to do with a dead rat is the last thing you'd expect to see when you open a magazine haha. ayo for yayo



Subject: dead rat
Date: Jul 06 2005 10:42:24 AM
Author: bamwoozel

that rat getting squished video was anticlimatic than a motherfucker



Subject: hey
Date: Jul 06 2005 10:16:43 AM
Author: ed

it's a dead rat. everyone should be happy that it's dead and not spreading pestilence and disease anymore. please kill more rats.

jesus, people.



Subject: .
Date: Jul 06 2005 09:53:47 AM
Author: madnice

i wonder what rats use as tampons? cigarette filters?



Subject: DEAD RAT
Date: Jul 06 2005 09:20:35 AM
Author: G

get over it, it's fucking dead anyway
should of used it as a tampax



Subject: .
Date: Jul 06 2005 07:04:38 AM
Author: .

pop hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha



Subject: Rats
Date: Jul 06 2005 06:13:00 AM
Author: Monkiki

I'm loving this!! cheered me up especially when you ran it over - keep up the good work, p.s my sister married the hooded claw



Subject: my sister is not a dead rat.
Date: Jul 05 2005 11:55:34 PM
Author: anthony braxton

my sister married spawn.



Subject: Rat...
Date: Jul 05 2005 07:45:12 PM
Author: Bombay

So funny reading these comments - it's a dead rat for feck's sake - it's not like it's going to complain...



Subject: fuck dead rats
Date: Jul 05 2005 03:25:47 AM
Author: jason

That shit is great.



Subject: rats
Date: Jul 05 2005 12:13:11 AM
Author: daniel paré

c clair vous etes vraiment la pire bande de pedales metrosexuelles.

for those who don't understand french fuck yall

this article is bullshit.

you need new ideas, fags.




Subject: teach em a lesson!
Date: Jul 04 2005 04:19:47 PM
Author: Rat Hater

Thank-you Vice, from the bottom of my heart.



Subject: "I'd cut the totally gay web comix"
Date: Jul 04 2005 10:01:01 AM
Author: me

Fuck you. Johnny R (The guy who drew the rat) is fucking funny, and has published shitloads of stuff professionally.
www.johnnyr.com



Subject: wtf
Date: Jul 04 2005 03:23:28 AM
Author: sukhdev bhatti will make u jump!jump

If I was editor I'd cut the totally gay web comix 'hey i died rofl' artwork, and stop using dudes who wear white pants that work in warehouses to write articles.



Subject: ha
Date: Jul 03 2005 01:20:42 PM
Author: ha

Now that's funny.



Subject: this is weak
Date: Jul 03 2005 07:21:41 AM
Author: selassiepower


i didn't know what to expect when i clicked on this section, but i feel stupid just for having looked at it, jesus man, i recommend this mag to my friends, you can't be running over dead rats



Subject: Even Hotter
Date: Jul 02 2005 11:55:13 PM
Author: Hot Damn

I'm so conflicted.



Subject: hmm
Date: Jul 02 2005 06:57:57 PM
Author: aisha

my favorite was send it to Iraq.
but dude, running it over . . .your sick



Subject: Oh-Em-Gee
Date: Jul 02 2005 06:05:57 PM
Author: haterade

That's fuckin hilarious, I can't believe I actually wathced that rat get run over!! I can't see the screen of th iPod, what song did you make the little bitch listen to? You guys are gonna get so much shit for this, I wanna be the one to field the phone calls and letters for this just to tell all the emo vegetarian assholes to suck it the fuck up!!



Subject: aha
Date: Jul 02 2005 04:56:05 PM
Author: yeah

this is stupid... whats wrong with vice?



Subject: irony!
Date: Jul 02 2005 03:36:41 PM
Author: sdf

Where do you live? West Ironia?



Subject: yall homo
Date: Jul 02 2005 03:24:26 PM
Author: yall stupid

where i live you be expected to understand irony. yall fucking ashamed of not being able to pass english.



Subject: rats!
Date: Jul 02 2005 03:19:41 PM
Author: sdf

Where do you live? New Ratsville?



Subject: yall homo
Date: Jul 02 2005 11:37:09 AM
Author: yall homo

yall homo

fucking with a dead rat...where i live youll be shot in the head....yall fucking homo at vice



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