We saw this crazy old cow at a beach party in Costa Rica. She was doing a new waveish pogoing-and-wriggling dance using a bamboo pole as her martial-arts partner. It was kind of impossible not to psychoanalyze a libidinous old lady that nobody wants to fuck jumping around a gigantic phallic symbol like a writhing lunatic. Can we not hire someone to fuck this sad pile of tits? Click here for more pictures.Comments/Enlarge |
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His “punk” hair is a teeny bit gay, but come on. He’s wearing a padlock, a mini-kilt and itsy-bitsy Docs with red anarchy laces. If I try to forcibly adopt him will they send Chris Hansen after me?Comments/Enlarge |
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Remember the kid who was a grade ahead of you in junior high who listened to MDC, knew Watchmen by heart, and smoked pot out of an apple? He hasn’t changed at all, and he’s still putting the rest of us to shame by not giving one flying fuck.Comments/Enlarge |
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