Face it, pal, your girl's not dancing. She might bounce around to the occasional Lil' Jon track or something, but she's not losing herself to the music in the moment. That's because females only dance to party records. And we're not talking about "O.P.P." here. Party records are those DJ tools with one popular beat and a couple of vocal snippets like "Put your motherfucking hands in the air!" repeated ad infinitum. You'll know it's a successful party record when the whole crowd is going apeshit.

As one half of Crooklyn Clan, DJ Riz has produced more memorable party records than anybody else. To him, the secret is timing. "You need to pick a hot beat, one of the top five records at the moment. People will be so familiar with the beat that there's no way they're not going to dance. Then you need to pick the chants. They keep the crowd's attention and build up energy." Often, however, a party record will outlast its components. "I still can't get over how, like six years later, one of our records will be played at the peak of a party."

According to Riz, party records find their origin in mid-80s megamixes such as Double Dee & Steinski's "The Lesson" series on Tommy Boy. Nowadays, every doofus with a sampler can loop up DMX and think he made a party record. "People even sample the shit we did," Riz says. "Every Tom, Dick, and Harry's putting out a breakbeat. I understand you need more energy in your party, but when you sample a sample record, it gets a little crazy."

Don't fake the funk. You don't want to get caught out there spinning the wrong joint at the wrong time. Here are the 10 most classic party records ever. Play these to make the fellas do the smurf, the wop, the baseball bat, and have the single ladies make noise.

10. "Let's Get Ill"
Crooklyn Clan
(AV8, 2001)
A fairly straightforward party record that uses Redman's "Get your ass up and let's get ill" vocal loop over Dre's "Next Episode" beat. When Nate Dogg breaks down into the "Hold up, heeeey," you know everybody's singing along. This breakbeat's tremendous influence can be traced down to P. Diddy's inaugural dance track, in which he yelled nothing other than "Let's get ill!"
RIZ SAYS: "If you listen to this record long enough, you'll hear that we actually go into the ‘B Please' beat. But people always stick to the first couple of minutes, so we stopped making longer party records altogether."

9. "Get Up"
Masters At Work
(Cutting, 1993)
You know that before they started doing fruity tropical house, Kenny Dope and Louie Vega were walking around with one pants leg up, and this little joint is perfect for the occasional hip hop two-step. Flipping lyrics from Gwen McRae's "Funky Sensation" over the Lafayette Afro Rock Band drum break (made famous by "Nobody Beats The Biz"), this one goes, "Get up! Clap your hands and, come on come on and!" for two full minutes. The slower tempo makes it a great soirée starter.
RIZ SAYS: "‘Get Up' is an anthem. It's on an R&B tip, but with a hip-hop twist. I'll usually play this for an older, more mature crowd. People who know where the sample is from. The kids, they don't understand that shit."

8. "Let Me Clear My Throat"
DJ Kool
(Universal, 1996)
This is Mark the 45 King's "900 Number" breakbeat with some dude yelling all over it (DJ Kool, who was last seen spinning "Wanksta" in an opening slot for Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth). It goes a little something like this: "Let me clear my throat! Aah! Aah! Aah! Aah!" This is a terrific party record when you're dealing with a young crowd. The kids love that saxophone.
RIZ SAYS: "This marks the separation from party records to an almost regular record, because you have a guy rhyming on it. DJ Kool was the first one to really make that transition."

7. "Thug Anthem 2000"
Rite Bros
(Rite Bros, 2000)
The constant repetition of DMX's "All my niggas get down like what!" over Mobb Deep's "Quiet Storm" beat is enough to hypnotize an entire club audience. Just for the sake of variety, the Rite Bros stick in Puffy saying, "That's that shit right there" once or twice, but then it gets right back to "All my niggas get down like what!"
RIZ SAYS: "Rite Bros is me and Sizzahandz under an alias. We banged this one out in just a few hours. You can play this anywhere in the set. It's a real simple marching record, with not a lot of mixing and matching. But with party records, the simple ones are always the biggest ones."

6. "The Franklinz"
Crooklyn Clan
(AV8, 1997)
This is the one with the "All About The Benjamins" beat and Busta Rhymes saying, "All my real live niggas put your hands up!" over and over again. Then it goes into Greg Nice's "Come on everybody let's all get down," then back to Busta. Since the "Benjamins" beat has somewhat of a harder feel, you want to make sure you play this in the middle of your set, right before you get to the uptempo joints and things start to really get out of control.
RIZ SAYS: "We had gotten an advance of the ‘Benjamins' record and made this right away. ‘The Franklinz' was the crown for us, the party record that really made our name. After that, everybody started looping stuff like "throw your hands up," like on that Jay-Z track. I feel we had something to do with that."

5. "Zulu War Chant"
Afrika Bambaataa presents Time Zone
(Profile, 1993)
Arguably Bambaataa's second-best creation ("Planet Rock," hello?), this party record starts with the same Betty Wright guitar sample as Mary J's "Real Love," backed by the proverbial Lafayette drums. The vocals are Slick Rick's "As we go a little something like this," Busta Rhymes' famous "Heel up, reel up, bring it back come rewind" (from "Scenario"), and of course the enigmatic "Zulu! Gestapo!" call-and-response, which everybody thought was "Zulu! With style I flow!" or "Can't stop our flow!"
RIZ SAYS: "Bambaataa does a lot of rave stuff now."

4. "Party Groove"
Showbiz & AG
(Payday, 1992)
Productionwise, this has to be the most impressive party record ever. This was big beat before that stuff was even invented, and it's hard to believe the Bronx's most thugged-out producer set his career off with this jazzy gem. It is a universal truth: Chuck D's "Hear the drummer get wicked" sample will make any goon get his Fred Astaire on.
RIZ SAYS: "This is just ridiculous. To me it's some real uptown B-boy shit. It reminds me of The Tunnel, Homebase, and all these classic clubs where Flex and I were playing the shit out of this record in, like, '92 and '93."

3. "Ladyz"
Crooklyn Clan
(AV8, 1997)
Go to any Haitian party in Montreal, throw this record on, and it's a fucking wrap. People used to play this on the radio like it was a real song. To this day, "Ladyz" gets all the females hype. Riz got a little more creative here, chopping up Foxy Brown's "Take Me Home" into a dancehall groove. The Supercat sample is a nice touch as well, especially when all the white guys sing along.
RIZ SAYS: "This was the flipside of ‘The Franklinz.' Here in New York, everybody played the A-side, but as soon as I went out of town, I couldn't believe the reaction. To this day, in cities like London, people lose it to that record."

2. "Puerto Rico"
Frankie Cutlass
(Hoody, 1994)
Who knows where Frankie Cutlass is now? This Latin legend deserves infinite props for working with freestyle acts like TKA back in the day—and of course for crafting this Puerto Rican Day Parade anthem-turned-international classic. The ingredients are simple: a booming bassline, the same Lafayette drums, and a vocal snippet going "A-Puerto Rico, ho!" Note that Frankie also produced a full album: the superb and slept-on Politics and Bullshit (Relativity, 1997), which featured some of the most original MC pairings ever.
RIZ SAYS: "‘Puerto Rico' is universal, everybody knows that. This record has a real ghetto sound. The vocal sample is from the old Busy Bee and Cold Crush battles. When this comes on, wherever you are, people are always going to yell ‘Ho!' or ‘No!'"

1. "Be Faithful"
Crooklyn Clan feat. Fat Man Scoop
(AV8, 2003)
Here it is, the ultimate, quintessential, all-time-greatest party record ever. Take Faith Evans' instrumental for "Love Like This" and add Fat Man Scoop yelling stuff like, "If you got a 20 dollar bill put your hands up" at the top of his lungs, and you got yourself a dancefest. Notice that it's all in the details here: little snippets like Black Sheep's "Engine, engine, number nine" and The Beatnuts' "You better watch your step" are what really drive the crowd into a frenzy.
Says Riz: "Fatman Scoop got an album deal overseas off of this record. We must've sold over 50,000 copies on vinyl only, and over 800,000 legit units once all the samples got cleared. This record is just constant energy. I always get DJs coming up to me like, ‘This is just too hype. After I throw on that record, I can't play anything else, I'm lost.'"

BLAQUE PLAK

COMMENTS

Subject: DJ'ing is DEAD! Date: Aug 16 2006 06:52:52 PM Author: DJ John c'mon, everyone knows it! ;) Subject: good list Date: Feb 08 2006 11:55:55 AM Author: Steve PMX Thats a proper list of good party breaks/vocal hooks/whatever. All good shit. However I wasn't feeling the 'Hey DJ, Fuck You' article. It's a bit more complicated than that, even if youre 'just beatmatching'. And if youre not even beatmatching, get out. Subject: Thug Anthem 2000 Date: Nov 02 2005 11:16:00 PM Author: epsilon I've been trying for forever to download this song....can anyone upload it somewhere so i may download it? Subject: riz & sizz Date: Aug 16 2005 04:28:05 PM Author: dj louie mancini first off....these 2 guys are the most creative vibe setting dj's ever known to man...i have been following both of them for a few years now, and i have had the chance to work along side RIZ, just a couple of weeks ago....he is UNBELIEVABLE. he is def not just a hip hop dj...he will blow your mind with the 80's tracks that he digs up outta nowhere....every dj, should go to clubs they are playing at with a pen and a notebook.... Subject: crooklyn clan kozaki Date: Jul 07 2005 10:53:20 AM Author: 1!P crooklyn clan to czysta wyjebka :) kozackie party breaki. szkoda ze u nas czegos takiego niema. Subject: JUST LOOK Date: Feb 19 2005 12:05:28 PM Author: Dj Steve GEE Im From Calgary alberta Canada , I have been looking up to these guys for a minute now and I tell you I finally saw them live and I had the Chance to Meet them and talk with them and in the 30 mins i Got to talk with them they dropped mad mad knowledge from everything from ladies to music to touring if i ever make it big, they wanna hear my infamous Dont give a fuck Juggle Which i will be displaying at the DMC's hopefully But They even Signed my record and gave me my First EVER SHOUT OUT ... FROM THE CROOKYN CLAN Subject: RIZ AND SIZZA Date: Oct 17 2004 02:14:09 PM Author: DJ Yo Heard SIZZA ROCK A CLUB LAST NIGHT THE PLACE WAS JUMPIN I think RIZ AND SIZZAHANDZ ARE SOME OF THE BEST DJ"S I HAVE EVER HEARD... HEY EVERYONE WITH THE NEGATIVE COMMENTS PROBABLY HAVENT HEARD THESES GUYS DO THERE THING ... U should TRY SOMETIME...U JUST MAY CHANGE YOUR MIND........ Subject: av8 beatzz Date: Oct 05 2004 03:40:01 PM Author: dj zak kurrwa zajebieste biciorki mega hiciory i tyle zajebista muuzaa robcie tego wieceej!!!crooklyn clan najlepsi na swiecie w tym gorracym baunsowym goownie:) Subject: Vice is going "Fox" on us... Date: Sep 24 2004 01:31:21 AM Author: Pah, whatever... Oh, wait.. how about another crooklyn title in that list? Subject: this Date: Aug 11 2004 03:24:39 PM Author: Phil's Like... Kenny dope timebomb. "these sounds fallin to my miiiiiiiiind" Subject: i'm a dj Date: Aug 08 2004 08:22:42 AM Author: ryan brogan i played these records back to back and got my ass kicked by yuppies Subject: herbs Date: Jul 28 2004 08:16:20 PM Author: brooklyn style AkA corey j bunch of herbs u r talkin so much shit Al g n corey j got the clans back in 04 Subject: Bunch of losers Date: Jul 28 2004 08:07:25 PM Author: AL G First of all...the guys in the pic are RIZ and SIZZAHANDZ..2 of the funkiest DJ's you'll ever even hear of. If you haters could ever dream of spinning half as good as them.you'd shoot a load. Second..forget a party record..you punk asses couldn't make a BOOK and RECORD..So STEP!!! AL G REPPIN FOR THE CROOKNAM CLAN!!!! Subject: yo Date: Jul 28 2004 07:33:55 AM Author: brooklyn style you people are nuts. these r 2 of the most talented djs/studio techs to ever touch music...PERIOD so before you open your mouths do some homework... how many of you are making over 2000 every time you dj Subject: great dj's Date: Jul 13 2004 02:43:07 AM Author: old coot I am at a loss understanding all this lingo. I am 33 and you should lynch me at the post because I am allready too old for this shit. Wish I had all these, but I will stick with my old Talk talk, Tears for fears, Parson's project, Brown, Yaz, FYC, Charles, Zappa, Soft cell, Propaganda, et cetere, et cetera, as I see girls run out the door on brain overload. Sample these! Subject: george w / nemo Date: Jul 10 2004 09:35:24 PM Author: deedeegurl i'm with george w. that's some funny shit nemo! daaaamn!! it was so funny i actually went through the effort of figuring out where the term "canuck" (of which i am one) comes from. johnny canuck, was a comic book character who became popular during WWII as as canada's defender from the nazi's. he was kinda like superman, except he didn't wear a super hero costume or have bulging muscles or super human powers... he did, however, have good intentions. anyway it's become slang for canadians and it can be a diss if you say it the right way. Subject: Dorks Date: Jul 07 2004 12:56:58 AM Author: Hi-5 I cant believe the fact that you name yourself on your own list of top ten party records, Goddamn its like watching Mad Child driving down robson bouncin his head to lady venom, Get some humility and humbleness losers Subject: Who the fuck are these fuckin Geeks Date: Jul 07 2004 12:36:38 AM Author: G_SUS I'm pretty sure the Guy on the right is super high on Crack though, and that kinda makes sense cuz being fried anything sounds good. But holy shit you leave off "On the Mic" Dj Honda, Pete Rock and CL Smooth "TROY" and a buch of other shit. You idiots! I'm a white kid from Vancouver and gauranteed i can mix better play better and get more pussy dancing than either of your fuckin marks could. Yes Thats a challenge!!!! So step! smclean1979@hotmail.com bring it!!!!!!!!! Subject: rza gza odb deck meth u-god rae ghost Date: Jul 02 2004 10:24:17 PM Author: shaolin monk fuck the club, its all about the grimy,gritty, back alley ghetto blaster wutang clan syle , word is bond kid Subject: ughhhh Date: Jul 02 2004 10:09:35 PM Author: zero LOL av8 & fatman scoop records...one of my homeys used to play that crap for his whole set at the clubs and i wanted to puke but i was too busy dancin with a girl that actually liked that shit. i think it's alright to put it in maybe once a set, but that's IT. and even then he's lost a bit of respect for actually having one of those in his crate. Subject: Billybob Date: Jun 25 2004 02:42:50 PM Author: Nemo Actually, where I'm from we do bumps of speed off the road, but I digress. I am often amazed that "other people" do things in "another country" like use quotations for no apparent reason. It was a joke, kid, get your thong out of a knot. ps- What is a Canuck really? Not like the sports team but what what the hell is a Canuck? I already got Newfy down (someone from Newfoundland-quite clever...) Subject: Serene Lakes @ Kimos SF Tonight !!!!!!! Date: Jun 17 2004 04:34:40 PM Author: Patrick Come check out Serene Lakes Tonight 6/17 Kimos Polk @ Pine -Serene Lakes -Pidgeon $5 21+ Subject: wow kid you're a little douche Date: Jun 17 2004 07:49:06 AM Author: cease wow cant beleieve the lack of respect that some of you douches show for riz and sizzahands. thats too bad really... you guys are the same kind of turds that i see on the F or the L train in brooklyn and i just wanna break your jaws and your palm pilots until you move out the neighborhood and let me get a seat in the morning... but i digress... why is 'where broooklyn at?' by mister cee not on this list here? are you serious? hi... who is that snippet taken from? Biggie? From a live recording? can't beleieve there's no 'where brooklyn at?' on this list. nor is there a 'shake dat azz'. tsk tsk. ps- let me clear my throat still gets people bananas... you lil cupcakes responding with all that negativity need a fuckin beating. what the fuck do you expect to hear in a club? madlib? paul barman? loser fucks... Subject: Nemo Date: Jun 16 2004 06:51:37 PM Author: Billybob er.. I'm Canadian brudda. Go canucks. Etc. And wa's the deal, Is it fucking amazing to you that someone has 'done something' in 'another country'? Do you live in a community with speed bumps on the road? Subject: nemo's wit Date: Jun 16 2004 12:40:04 PM Author: george W. aiight nemo, i'll give you props.. i had to scroll down pretty far. the shit was funny on its own, but when i scrolled back up to the pic i fell outta my fuckin chair laughing!!! Subject: ... Date: Jun 16 2004 12:24:51 PM Author: ice-p yo! AV8 records done fucked all your mommas! Subject: DJ BIllybob Date: Jun 16 2004 11:26:31 AM Author: Nemo Well, yeah, hello, they didn't come out to the shithole club in Germany to hear an AMERICAN play tech house. You would have been King Penis that night if you'd dropped some P-Diddy shit. The more commercial "ghetto" the better. Next you're going to tell us you went to Austria to do a weightlifting contest and then Belgium to show them how to make chocolate. The best thing a Yank can do in Europe is be AMERICAN- wear some Abercrombie, a Hurley trucker hat, read Ashton Kutcher's new bio out loud, etc. You're not changing anyone's opinion of America by showing them how 'hip' you are to their scene-trust me. Subject: That get yo hands up track Date: Jun 16 2004 08:07:12 AM Author: DJ Billybob I played the freshest, undergroundest west coastest tech house all night long at a 'model tryout' in some shithole german town, and there was 4 people dancing the whole time. Just for a gag at 4 am when I was putting my shit away, I dropped that fatman scoop track and watched 30 blond teenaged german girls run screaming onto the dancefloor. I shit ye not this stuff works, but only: a) If you are in a shitehole town/club b) Your audience just discovered pubes Subject: what is up??? Date: Jun 16 2004 02:35:34 AM Author: Nemo Ya'll are purposefully ignoring my little dialogue at the bottom- that is mad funny shit right there, much more funny than people arguing about the soulfulness of Detroit Techno (well....maybe not). Personally, I favor Detroit industrial which is probably why I'm not connecting with the audience here. Damn... Subject: My spell, my rhyme, my dope tea-time Date: Jun 15 2004 06:12:39 PM Author: Slappy Mackie I like to breakdance to Slayer, you? Subject: av8 Date: Jun 14 2004 04:53:41 AM Author: harry balzac i can't believe these are the guys who own and run av8 records. they look like two wanna-be soprano thugs from staten island who just went shopping on broadway in the village. guys, you're not 15 anymore. but, shit, i'm not going to argue with the author's number one pick, "be faithful." it destroys the original faith evans in getting people up. i've heard this break dropped at weddings, clubs, bars...and so on. people go bananas. i hope they play it at my funeral. your whitest uncle jumps in the air and tries to hump your aunt at his daughter's graduation to this track. who's fucking tonight...who's fucking tonight...oh...oh...oh...stop playin'...keep it movin'... Subject: she bangs Date: Jun 13 2004 02:10:39 AM Author: 8man so thats who made that dollar bill through yo hands up song. Dance music lives Subject: Ha ha Date: Jun 12 2004 02:41:56 AM Author: Mr. Happy Boy "the intelligent, soulful music that is Detroit techno." Trembling with barely restrained ridicule is good for the circulation, and the digestion. Subject: once again.. Date: Jun 11 2004 08:23:37 PM Author: kakarot east coast music does not get the party hype in my neck of the woods. Dre, Snoop, etc.. does. did you write for the source in a past life? i'm surprised she didnt throw rapper's delight up in the top 10. * shocked * Subject: ... Date: Jun 11 2004 03:54:42 PM Author: Speaking of- Hmmm...I think someone was listening to a little too much DJ Chip, Assault and Funk. "bitch shake that ass, tits ass pussy"? Seems like we have a closet booty house lover on our hands. Might explain why he's so touchy. :-D Subject: your an idiot Date: Jun 11 2004 08:37:12 AM Author: girlfriend to: thruth I don’t even know why I am justifying your comment with a reply but i just cant help myself. You obviously have no clue what Detroit Techno is, because the words "shake that ass, bitch, pussy" or any other shitty words rarely if ever show up in the intelligent, soulful music that is Detroit techno. You shouldn’t try to make fun of people when you have no clue what you are talking about. Subject: d Date: Jun 11 2004 02:48:35 AM Author: thruth to girlfriend and Uh!, fuck you, fuck detroit and fuck dj godfather. have you ever seen that little grease-ball? that guy is a dirt bag. yeah great, i want to listen to "bitch shake that ass, tits ass pussy, bitch fuck you bitch" -good for you. you sit in your car listening to that shit for hours on end. if you listen to 160 bpm bass all day you're going to have a heart attack before you reach 35. don't try to pretend you like all that shit because no asshole, no matter how unintelligent, can listen to that booty crap for hours and hours on end and really truely be entertained. stop frontin you fraud bitch. big up mike huckaby. Subject: fuck you BLAQUE PLAK Date: Jun 10 2004 10:55:31 PM Author: girlfriend I don’t know about other "girlfriends", but i only dance to good underground Detroit techno, experimental drum and bass, and other good-only real dj's spin sorta tracks. So fuck you. Subject: Dj / Clubber Date: Jun 10 2004 12:23:31 PM Author: Steve Buscemi...no not really Those fellows do seem a little radio shack. I think that more Djs should go out and dance. Have some fun. See what other people like. Most Djs are Djs because they like music but don't get into it on the dancefloor. That's the split. You know...like the difference between Yoda and the Emperor. Subject: What?!?!?! Date: Jun 10 2004 10:35:47 AM Author: yodel yodelsum Vice, where did you find these dorks? Let me know asap o.k? thanks, yodel p.s- they blow hard. huh-huh-huh. hard Subject: check yoursleves Date: Jun 10 2004 08:21:15 AM Author: UH! have any of you saps ever actually heard these guys rock a party? the point is the records ain't spit by themselves its the way you craft them together, check what godfather does with bootybass, same princple, like taking something simple like paint and creating a masterpiece, moothafoookas Subject: eugene Date: Jun 10 2004 06:30:36 AM Author: eugene don't those guys work at Play De Record in toronto? Subject: you blow Date: Jun 09 2004 09:25:28 PM Author: m chica Hey you "wiggers" you guys look like fucking jack offs, all you know how to do is rip people off and prtend it's you own shit. Get some real skills you fucking bitches! "Clear my throat" sucks monkey balls! Subject: Let Me Clear My Throat Date: Jun 09 2004 05:10:49 PM Author: SonHouse That song sucks. It may be one of the most generic hip-hop songs ever. This isnt 1986 moron. Subject: er...what? Date: Jun 09 2004 02:53:24 PM Author: chowtime So it's okay for these guys to use a sample that's already been used six or seven times, but when someone samples them "it gets a little crazy"!? How do you think the real artist feels with all you no-talents on their back? Subject: fuck off Date: Jun 09 2004 02:06:49 PM Author: blow me this article sucks goat dick. Subject: The pic... Date: Jun 09 2004 02:03:40 PM Author: Nemo reminds me of the last time I bought really bad drugs from someone I didn't know- LA Hat-"Dude, of course it smells like oregano, that means it's dank." Backward Hat Stephen Baldwin-"Yeah, I mean we're hooking your ass up at $30 for a quarter." LA Hat (to dog)-"Goddamn it Sparky, get off the fucking couch." B.H Stephen Baldwin-"You should tell your Mom to keep that fucking dog out the basement, yo. He pissed on my record, see?(holds up record)." LA Hat-"Sparky's the bomb,yo. Besides, your brothers are much more talented than you." B.H. Stephen Baldwin-"Fuck you bitch.(to me) Have you seen 'Biodome' by any chance? I was the shit in that." Subject: d Date: Jun 09 2004 12:09:45 PM Author: lish who are these 2 nerds? whats with the blinds in the window? does this guy decorate his house at office depot? message to all wigs -it's time to move on. Subject: lish Date: Jun 09 2004 12:05:46 PM Author: ing disco d is a little white piece of shit. the again so are you. Subject: 2 words Date: Jun 09 2004 09:43:19 AM Author: booty ho DISCO D ! Subject: PLAK? i thought it was pack Date: Jun 09 2004 06:54:15 AM Author: big c as in an ass hole, with your crunk ass poop dick vibe. then again, i cant read or write. thats why im down with VICE. for this, i employ a canadian translator. shes fired. Subject: hey 'd'ick 'j'enksters Date: Jun 09 2004 06:43:24 AM Author: tripple c threat aka big c Crooklyn? who the fuck sayz that? canadians? 4 sho. blaque pack? dang. i think i need to smoke a bowl before i start swearing... besides nobody likes trick ass marks or mark ass tricks like that neger named blaque? are you canadian or what? Subject: shut Date: Jun 07 2004 04:39:43 PM Author: up nobody dances to show and ag. stop being a floopin nerd Subject: My God... Date: Jun 07 2004 02:59:26 PM Author: Nemo This is the shit I was talking about in "Hey DJ, Fuck You!". I hate this shit. It takes like one person with no talent, Fruity Loops, and a rudimentary knowledge of sampling. Any time a DJ puts this on, everyone should just sit down right there on the fucking dancefloor until they put on something else. The fucking new Sit-In: Reclaiming the clubs from tossing wankers everywhere.