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THE VICE GUIDE TO BECOMING A WHORE IN 2004



Ok, let's cut the shit here. Working in the "sex industry" fucking blows. Suicide Girls get to have hairy armpits, and it's fun to put your picture up on onlyundiesclub.com, but that's playacting. Real sex work is about showing up at a millionaire crackhead's house with a big box of Wet Ones, letting him bang the shit out of you for three days (even though he pulled a gun on you for sitting on the left-hand side of his bed), and then leaving with $1,900. No matter what the empowered academics in San Francisco pretend to believe, whoring—in any form—is hell, and the only reason women do it is to get money for coke NOW! If you want to try it out, be prepared to have nothing to show for years of suffering but a blown-out septum and some lumpy fake tits. It's like extreme waitressing. You make hundreds of dollars a night licking ass and then you immediately spend it on drugs just to feel normal again.

If you're really, truly still interested, please at least do us a kindness and read this A–Z before your first day on the job.

ANAL
A few years ago it might have been acceptable to be a whore who "doesn't do anal." Now you'd be lucky to get out of there without him making you cry on demand, gag on his dick to the point of puking, and THEN have anal sex while two dildos are simultaneously jammed into your pussy. I don't know why things have gotten so raunchy. Maybe guys have been corrupted by the internet and endless mpegs of Cambodian babies getting fucked by dogs. Point is, their idea of humiliating a woman (what sex work is all about) has been ramped up quite a bit, so don't think you're going to get away with smoking a cigarette in high heels while he takes pictures. The prices seem to have gone down too, but it's so hard to say in this business. The cheapest price I've ever heard a girl charging was simply "a place to stay," and the most I've ever heard a girl getting is $10,000 from a Japanese businessman who would fly her to Tokyo for one night. You'll probably make $100.

BACHELOR PARTIES
Bachelor parties are the cash cow of whoring, but they're fucking scary. Men have a tendency to try to outdo each other, so if you start the night with a blowjob and cum in your eye, your last trip to the hotel bathroom will involve something along the lines of getting fucked in the ass sans lube while the guy pours shampoo in your eyes. It's worth it, though, because they usually only last for one to five hours and you can make $6,000 pure profit.

COCAINE
Coke is what this whole industry is about. The majority of the clients are doing it in some capacity, and so are all the hos. Really high cokeheads are simultaneously the best and the worst johns you can have. The good part is the money, because they want you to stay over for a long time, but the bad part is the paranoia and the limp dick and how those two interact.

You have to make sure you look him in the eyes when you walk in and don't act too sketchy, because cokeheads are convinced everyone is trying to rip them off and if you contribute to that theory in even the slightest way, he's going to go nuts. When you finally convince him you're there to work and nothing else, he'll pull out his soft dick and get even more mad. Then he doesn't want to wear a condom for the blowjob because that's only going to make things worse. It sucks.

BTW, if the guy is giving you a hassle about having to use a condom for a blowjob, there's a way you can put it on his dick without him knowing. It takes some practice, but you start with it in your mouth and then kind of roll it on his penis as your head goes down. When you're done you can just leave it on him so he can see what an asshole he is.

DEODORANT
Strippers and prostitutes (and fags, for some reason) all know this secret way to prevent ingrown hairs after you shave your swimsuit area. It's simple and cheap and it never fails. Put deodorant on it. I think there's something about the alcohol in the deodorant that opens the pores wide enough that the hairs can't ingrow. It's the same principle behind that really expensive Tend Skin shit, but deodorant works about 80 times better.

ESCORT AGENCIES
You'll notice whores who work with an agency are a lot more patient than streetwalkers. Escorts are there for the full hour whether you get a boner or not. Streetwalkers, on the other hand, have a real live pimp, and he wants his money 15 minutes ago. If a john doesn't get it up with a streetwalker right away, he's dead.

FUCKED BY YOUR DAD
Second-wave feminists like Andrea Dworkin and Catherine MacKinnon made up this cruel stereotype that everyone in the sex industry got fucked by their dad. What do they know about it? Shit, that's not fair. I mean, I got fucked by my dad, and every single woman I've met in the industry (stripping, prostitution, internet, phone sex…everything) got fucked by her dad, but…oh shit, wait. It is true. I guess that's why we can lie underneath someone who has no business being on top of us and not give a shit. Statistics on incest are hard to gauge, but when you look at the number of women in the industry today and consider the fact that they ALL got fucked by their dad, it kind of makes your stomach turn.

PS: If your dad never fucked you and you're not a lesbian, quit now. Otherwise you will hate all men forever.

GANG BANGS
Whores never get asked to do gang bangs because most guys think it's too faggy. The only place you will ever see gang bangs is in porn. I don't know much about it because I'm a whore and we don't watch porn. It's like you watching a movie about sitting at your desk.

HATERS
You know you're in it for the long haul when you hate your coworkers. In this business EVERYONE hates everyone else. I'm here to make money, and anyone who is prettier than me (or cheaper) is the competition. I've even had nights at strip clubs where some black bitch was all up in my face saying, "If you get one more dance tonight I'm going to kick your ass." That happens all the time, and you have to sit there and try to decide, "Do I go home now and know I won't get into a fight, or do I risk getting my ass kicked and make some more money?"

INTERNET PORN
Internet porn is the most tolerable type of sex work. If you can use a computer, you're in. Amateur websites with girls-next-door working out of their bedrooms still make millions, and even the chubby girl with the lazy eye is taking home $1,000 a month (though it's not worth it if you're making less than $4,000 a month). Most internet places have about 3,000 people working 24 hours a day, each charging about $3.50 a minute. That's over $15 million a day. And thus we come to the essential paradox of porn. It fucking sucks. It's depressing. It makes you hate men. But the money. Fuck.

To get started, all you need is a computer, a relatively fast connection, a webcam, and maybe a Hello Kitty pillow. Then you just click the "Become a chat host" button on your favorite porn site. After confirming your age they'll send you the software, and then whenever you feel like going online, horny guys will send you money. The good thing about working on the internet is, there are strict censorship rules on amateur sites that ban hardcore pornography, so you can say no to drinking pee and fisting and still not get fired. Don't get me wrong, you still get humiliated and bossed around, but it's easier on your knees and you can be fat. The internet is where old hos go to die.

JERKING OFF
Massage parlors will tell you in your interview that you don't have to do anything you don't want to and you can just jerk them off with a glove if you're grossed out. What they don't mention is, that means you'll go home penniless. The money you make is all about what you can negotiate for yourself after the massage. First, dude pays the agency around 40 dollars for the massage, which lasts 30 minutes to an hour. Then, after he's all "comfers cozers," you become a free agent and get to make your own money negotiating handjob and blowjob prices. The wage will be the average between how desperate you both are. Most places have a 3-2-1 plan, which means $300 for a fuck, $200 for a blowjob, and $100 for a handjob, but those prices all go down the tubes when some dumb cunt does anal for $80.

KLEPTOMANIA
The thing about whoring is, after being humiliated and spat on (literally) for an hour, you inevitably feel like you want to get back at the guy. That's why we steal. It's usually just frivolous shit like a size-12 sneaker or a little Buddha thing from the bathroom, but occasionally you'll get a really tenacious whore who will watch him use the ATM, memorize his PIN, steal his card when he's passed out or taking a piss, and eventually get away with thousands of dollars.

LUNCH
If you're a whore in 2004 you have two categories of food in your fridge: nonfood and cry-for-help food. The first category is things like protein bars and celery with a Crystal Lite chaser: just enough food to kill the hunger pains but not enough to add any calories. Category two is about secretly trying to get fat and sabotage your career. Every few days a ho will break out of category one and make a jar of mayonnaise or an entire tub of ice cream disappear in seconds. Then it's back to energy drinks. The only consistent thing about what we eat is we all LOVE drinking pink cider. I don't know why.

MAMMARY GLANDS
Even though it meant having your nipples removed and placed next to you in a bowl of ice for a few hours, getting fake tits used to be a great way to make more money. Then, around two years ago, they became uncool, even with perverts. Now you can actually lose clients by having fake tits. I'm getting mine taken out because when you go out with nice civilian boys they are totally freaked out by them, and even if they look great, you have to replace them every five fucking years.

NATIVE AMERICANS
Agencies love anyone that looks remotely exotic because they can advertise you as the latest fetishized race, which changes about every four months. If you have dark hair and something minimally unusual about your face, you will make more money for everyone. If Mongolians are the hot new thing, you're Mongolian. If you have even a hint of Native in you, you're totally set because you can be advertised as anything from half-Asian to Fijian royalty.

ORGASMS
Whores cum on the job about once a career. Sorry, but if a clit gets pounded seriously and systematically enough, it may just send an orgasm to the brain. Also, about 25 percent of your clients are going to want to eat you out (I know, it's weird), and that can be a nice break that may lead to the dreaded "ho-gasm." The time it happened to me, the guy was so gross and I was so disgusted with the whole thing that I ended up cumming just out of how uncumworthy the whole thing was. You know?

PHONE SEX
A lot of single mothers do this as an easy way to make money. They think it won't make them feel repulsed, but that's bullshit. Like all whoring, phone sex makes you hate yourself and it puts you in a bad mood for about four hours after your last call. Plus, you'll be lucky to take home $300 a week.

QUITTING
The average sex worker's career is six months. If you work for an agency or (ugh) a real pimp, they will try everything from relentless nagging to kidnapping you with a bag over your head to keep you from quitting. Women aren't that great at saying no to begin with, and when you add getting fucked by your dad to the equation, cutting the cord ends up taking quite a few tries.

RETURNS
These are great. If the guy sends you back you make $40 without doing anything. All you have to do is pay the driver $10 to enforce the $50 minimum, and that's it. You're back in the car with your money and you didn't even take your jacket off.

SUICIDE GIRLS
Sorry hipsters, but this is not porn. It's not even sex work. It's more like a pretend tea party with your stuffed animals. I applied to it when it first came out and they actually expected me to do shit like explain why I'd be a good Suicide Girl. Excuse me? That's the first time a pimp ever wanted to see a résumé. The reason these girls can wax poetic about how it's the new porn and talk about empowerment is simple: They are not in the porn industry. Porn is about subordinating yourself for money. If it feels good, you're not doing it right.

TELLING PEOPLE (NOT)
You know you are doing real sex work when you can shut the fuck up. Bragging rights don't really exist unless you are looking for people to make a basset hound face at you and start crying. NEVER tell a civilian man you're trying to have sex with that you have ever taken money for sex. At first he will think it's kind of cool that he can have sex with a pro for free, but then he'll expect you to be Lil' Kim all the time and get all jock on you by telling you to "break out the toys!" when all you wanted was your sad neglected pussy to be licked in silence for three to seven minutes. Or he will freak out and think his friend paid you to have sex with him on his birthday and then throw a beer through your bedroom window. He will never marry you. Read The Rules to the Ring.

UNDERWEAR
The second you get to the guy's house or hotel, it's a good rule of thumb to (after asking permission) get right down to just a thong. I do this right away because if you wait until he asks you, he might fuck you over by telling the agency that he's not going to pay because you kept your J. Lo tracksuit on for the first hour and smoked menthols while nursing a cider and didn't even look at his dick.

Every other kind of sex work is about drawing it out as long as possible. Especially the internet. The guy's credit card is being charged by the minute and he's in New Jersey, so keep milking him. What's he going to do, fax you a punch in the head?

VERBAL WHORES
Seventy-five percent of whoring is making small talk. Strippers and whores are really there because the guy is lonely and wants someone to complain to. I have a good system of smiling, nodding a lot, making eye contact, laughing, and speaking only to agree or say something charming after every five points he has made. After whoring for six months you will find you are better at guessing the answers on Jeopardy! and doing crossword puzzles because you have had to listen to hours and hours of men jerking their mouths off telling you pointless little facts to make them feel smarter. Just pretend you have been picked up hitchhiking and you have to stay awake and talk to the guy or he'll fall asleep driving and kill you both.

WET ONES
A Ho Bag is a wee sports purse you take with you on calls. Inside it you have: condoms (the free ones from the needle exchange), baby powder (helps putting on condoms), a driver price list (so you know what to pay him for what parts of the city), Band-Aids, Listerine (if you dare give a BJ unwrapped), Saran Wrap (so you don't get herpes when he eats you out), and the most important thing in the world: a pack of Wet Ones. If you don't carry Wet Ones with you at all times, you are not a whore in 2004. They make eating ass palatable, they help rid you of the "grossies" after a bad session, and they get jizz off your face in a way that makes it feel like it was never there.

X RATING
(Vice helped me with this one.) The MPAA instituted their ratings system in 1968, and X was the one that meant "no kids can come in here, no way, we don't care if your parents are with you." It was used for legit films like Midnight Cowboy (the first X-rated movie). Then porno makers, in a clever little marketing move, started using the made-up rating XXX (which was supposed to mean "so fucking dirty your eyes will burn," even though back then all you really saw was two hairy crotches mushing up against each other). Now in 2004, you have Max Hardcore fucking girls in the ass as they puke on each other with weird dental shit holding their mouths open, so the whole X thing has sort of gone out the window. That's why they made up NC-17 instead of X for "real" movies. NCCC-1777 isn't quite as catchy as XXX.

YOUTH
The younger you are, the better. You're stupider, you're easier to manipulate, and you have a tighter pussy, which means less ass fucking. I say fuck getting a tit job. Splurge for pussy-rejuvenation surgery and change that thing from a wet paper bag into a McDonald's straw.

ZZZZZZZZZ
Falling asleep. This skill, otherwise known as disassociation, comes in handy. It usually sets in around hour three of sucking a rich cokehead's limp cock. The old daddy-fucked-me thing means most whores are old friends with disassociation. You can get a lot done while you're disassociating, like thinking about that girl you knew in third grade and trying to remember her name, or deciding which movies you're going to put in your queue on Netflix.

Sometimes you can go so far with it that you actually fall asleep, and if that happens, you're fucked in every sense of the word. You're either going to get raped without a condom or have your face punched in. The only hos I know who survived falling asleep were the ones who were with those weirdo subservient guys who want you to laugh at their small dick and then let them eat you out for half an hour. Those guys are fucking disgusting and depressing and they are about as good as whoring gets. Got it?

KASANDRA MARIN

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COMMENTS


Date: May 31 2008 05:42:02 AM
Author: cn

i like to FUCK.!



Subject: That deodorant trick
Date: Jan 08 2007 11:47:10 AM
Author: Portal

On the subject of the deodorant trick mentioned in the article. What kind of deodorant are we talking about? A spray on? Roll on? Powder? Any particular brands or ingredients?



Subject: yeah right
Date: Sep 26 2006 05:59:24 AM
Author: guess

you don't have to be a whore to know that men are worthless scumbag shitholes who are actually the ones that come out on the bottom in this industry. losers...



Subject: lisa tenner
Date: Sep 15 2006 07:58:56 PM
Author: lisatenner

I think my very good friend, seb cox, has some of the answers
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Subject: lisa tenner
Date: Sep 15 2006 07:58:56 PM
Author: lisatenner

I think my very good friend, seb cox, has some of the answers
http://www.cumm.co.uk



Subject: hi
Date: Aug 10 2006 04:13:05 PM
Author: hello

you are my hero we are 14 and just started getting into buissness and your page has really helped us.



Subject: The Truth
Date: Jul 21 2006 12:45:30 PM
Author: 1411

This is amazingly true; all of it... But we should be lookin' at the example of knowledge-sharing, what humans were born to do, and LEARNING from it!



Subject: to portland whore
Date: Jul 08 2006 06:07:55 PM
Author: lalaland

the 3 lawyers i had went to jail.
luckily i was smart enough (smart?) not to let them drag me there too.
its a tiny balance between digusting and bearable , not to say fun.



Subject: Being a Whore
Date: Jul 05 2006 07:23:43 PM
Author: Antonio

In Brazil, the Ministry of Work has published a manual of how to be a whore.
It is a complete manual of how to become a whore.
To that knowing portuguese, the url is:

http://www.mtecbo.gov.br/busca/competencias.asp?codigo=5
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Have fun!



Subject: get a life
Date: Mar 03 2006 11:33:46 AM
Author: intelligent

lame.. why cant people just accept responsibility for their own lives and stop blaming society for everything



Subject: ego
Date: Feb 26 2006 10:00:30 PM
Author: portland whore

90% of this job is about stroking the trick's ego. I WISH there were more sex involved. When they can get it up, it lasts like 3 minutes max. The other 57 minutes of the hour consist of pretending to enjoy their incompenent oral manouvers- bad kissing, bad oral sex, dull conversation. The kissing bit may be particular to my region of the country. This is a bitch during cold season.
It's all about their ego, making an old fat guy feel like he still has it going on (he never did).
I can't even stand to see 50 year old white guys at the mall or whatever. They all look like tricks to me. They disgust me.
And my main clientel has been lawyers, I've never had to deal with any particulary creepy scene.



Subject: self
Date: Feb 25 2006 06:43:13 PM
Author: N.

All sensation is just that. sensation. Focusing
on it is like focusing on spring. It's wonderful,
but it never lasts. All of these words are meaningless. Why is it that people constantly assume that physical sensation is more relevent than the truth of emotional happiness and sadness. People will do anything but what they should do, because they do not realize that doing the opposite of a bad thing is not necessarily the same thing as doing a good thing. Thus all excuses are revealed as lies that we tell ourselves to avoid the hard work of personal responsibility and the difficult path of enlightenment.



Subject: whore dad
Date: Feb 02 2006 08:48:07 PM
Author: tim carr

I pay my dad to finger fuck me swiftly.



Subject: Angels and Humans and Whores
Date: Jan 11 2006 12:52:38 AM
Author: Drew

Makes me think. We use each other. That's the crime. And some people just have no sense of decency to other people. It's as simple as that. What happened to make them that way? Did someone beat them up in third grade? Did their Mom tell them to get lost? They only think of making themselves (temporarily) happy, and what they really want is for someone to jerk them off for a change. We need an implant that makes it impossible for our dicks to even work unless the other person wants us. Barring that, we settle for crap mechanical sex and humiliate ourselves in the process. This is the pathetic nature of mankind. The whore is pure witness to our humiliation for which she is paid a few twenties. Anyone ever tip a whore? Hey, that was good, thanks, here's an extra twenty. Imagine someone sucking your dick without caring? What does that make you? Trash. Oil up your own fist instead. Then try to love someone. For a change. You prefer to sit mindlessly at the TV jerking off your undeveloped reptilian brain. Whore as angel who knows us as we really are. Does a whore make love? There should be a national holiday to celebrate the whores who put up with us. And we should all buy them a nice drink and thank them. And apologize for the millions of scabrous losers the world sent to visit them. And someone should kiss them like they were when they were six years old. Anyway, this was thoughtful and sweet. Thanks. Some of those six year old girls will become your whores. I



Subject: Whoring
Date: Jan 09 2006 02:53:54 PM
Author: Kamchat

Witty and droll....you are far too good a writer to be a real whore! But very entertaining and informed.



Subject: Fuck Zhao
Date: Nov 29 2005 09:53:46 AM
Author: MYOB

I'm a whore/stripper and I have two degrees.

People's stereotypes are bullshit.



Subject: looking for whore to fu__
Date: Nov 02 2005 01:00:31 PM
Author: looking for sex

how do i find whores in portland or i would like to find some



Subject: Perfect World
Date: Oct 29 2005 04:26:14 AM
Author: webby

It sickens me to read comments of all the people that replied below who obviously just don't give a fuck! That's what's wrong with society! Sex for money should just be a business transaction between 2 people. It's a shame that all john's can't acknowledge the human element and conduct themselves with decency, courtesy & respect and leave out the degradation & abuse. It should be legalised so it can be regulated.



Subject: thanks again
Date: Jul 24 2005 06:39:22 AM
Author: thank you

I have a heart for people who didn't get a right start in life- whether it was poverty or abuse or whatever. I think anyone can benefit greatly from understanding that this type of work has elements of class struggle written all over it. Still- you can use your experiences to help others, legalization is the only thing that is going to stop all of the abuse and assault that goes along with this kind of work. There is not one fiber of me that believes that this kind of work is ever healthy for men or women, but no one deserves to be treated like that because of what they choose to do, or risk their life and health to do it. If society wants this service to be available to them, then there should be reasonable working conditions. My ultimate advice to anyone is get out- and help that cause. Your knowledge is so valuable. Do something good with it- please.



Subject: just like dad said when he fucked you
Date: Jun 12 2005 01:51:17 AM
Author: uhhhhhh

STFU MIJO



Subject: ahh
Date: May 23 2005 06:07:49 PM
Author: ahh

people who read this garbage need to be castrated



Subject: where can I find a pimp in Kentucky
Date: May 08 2005 03:20:04 PM
Author: hot male whore

I am a hot male who can't get enough dick I love to be gangbanged and love to suck and get fucked by as many as 25 in one night I am a crossdresser who would love to find someone to pimp me out you can email me at hotmalewhore@yahoo.com



Subject: cool life
Date: Apr 22 2005 10:58:51 AM
Author: lola

i cant help but at laugh at women that make a living out of being beaten senseless by huge rubbery half flaccid penises... im sure ur lives r very happy



Subject: PERSONAL CHOICE
Date: Apr 06 2005 12:20:43 PM
Author: al

Entertainment is what people want to buy, all forms of it, comedy to adult because entertainment is just that...something that makes a person simply, happy in a world of negativity. It is exactly a personal choice to what form of entertainment a person chooses to be satisfied or become the entertainer.



Subject: whores
Date: Apr 05 2005 05:26:16 PM
Author: Lisa

I've been a whore for my pimp now for 6 yrs. I love it. At first, I did it on my own. I made easily 200,000.00 in a yr., and, supported my children.
I adore my pimp, he keeps me working, and I like to 'work', if you want to call it work. My body is great, I 've been told I'm great at what I do, and, I'm not afraid of people knowing, except for my childrens sake. By the way, I am white, so is my pimp. It was MY idea for him to pimp me out. He controls me completely sexually, and the gangbangs are awesome! They do happen in real life, and, no, I'm not a 'trailer park' whore. Just some thoughts.



Subject: were do i sign up?
Date: Mar 15 2005 10:50:59 AM
Author: tony

were do i sign up?



Subject: at least
Date: Mar 15 2005 05:19:26 AM
Author: prick

At least women have the option to be whores.
Sure its a deal with the devil but at least its an option. What is mens equivilent for quick cash without any! qualifications or training? Selling drugs, I suppose.
And Yah! Waitress is a simile for whore. Or is that the other way around?



Subject: :(
Date: Mar 08 2005 08:33:55 PM
Author: jessica *

i think this is absolutely ridiculous.. if girls become whores to make money when they cant make it anywhere else.. at least give them respect for having the balls to know they need to find a way to make money.. especially the single mom's. but then again.. the cokeheads who are doin it to support your habit i dont support it at all.. i feel bad that u have to go through that kind of disrespect.. and a life with no one to love you.. but if ur a cokehead just trying to get throgh the day.. i say the next payment u get put it towards rehab hunny bc u need it. i never could do wat u guys do.. not that i want to.. but its a pretty big thing u get up everymorning to do.. i feel bad for u..



Subject: great article
Date: Feb 09 2005 08:32:36 PM
Author: bools

this is an absoulute amazing article. Thanks for the insite.



Subject: Holy @#$%
Date: Oct 16 2004 11:28:15 AM
Author: B.A; Dick

holy shit, just when I thought I knew it all--but really, how many guys pay a whore to eat their ass?



Subject: Fetal position backspins.
Date: Sep 19 2004 04:36:15 AM
Author: Lou Dobbs

You wrote an article for Vice Magazine, of course you have no consistant sense of social values when they're pending from issue to issue.

Your actions only reflect your construct, babyjuice face. Get some real conflict and stop complaining, those of us sweating making rent from month to month but still have our integrity in tact don't feel the least bit of sympathy for you.



Subject: the other side
Date: Sep 13 2004 04:14:28 PM
Author: teacher

this is sad. i hate that this cruelty exists.



Subject: this
Date: Aug 12 2004 04:22:26 PM
Author: phil's like....

holy shit.... ha ha ha ha



Subject: brava
Date: Jul 30 2004 11:22:30 PM
Author: SF intelectu-ho

god, vice never fails to amuse...have you read this week's article in the SF Weekly the Suicide Girls' traveling performance show ( they do some typically fake burlesque shit...surprised you didn't throw down about "the new burlesque" & all the whore-wannabe -ness about THAT set of blisters).

anyhow, I'm one of those wacky Lusty Lady girls (you know...the only worker-owned, unionized co-op in the world). While a large part of it is, yes, collegiate bullshit, there is a "genuine" sex work aspect to it. Not so much the naked dancing perhaps, but the fantasy booth, which involves bargining with stupid customers to try & get them to pay 20 to watch you masturbate behind a cum-smudged glass window.
there's a handful (so to speak) of us who do/have work (ed) as whores, myself included. Bully to the readers of your article, lady, but just so you know that we're not ALL writing dissertations on the implications of gender in the sex industry or whatever.. some of us are really just trying to support parents/kids/drug habits.
thanks for the entertaining piece..also quite amused by the dude who wrote about a whore being "trained" to write a la Vice...y'know, cuz whores, like, are really stupid! That's why we can get hundreds of dollars for an act that drunk executive assistants in Prada shoes perform for free in bathrooms across the barlands of NYC, SF, LA...the big secret is that the joke's on all of us.
Keep



Subject: another view
Date: Jun 12 2004 10:15:54 PM
Author: peruvian

I write this form afar. You can see the sex trade from two viewpoints: from one internal viewpoint (what do the girls, pimps, clients think about what they are doing), and from one external one (the sex trade as a trade: how much money is canvassed from rich or middle class men to girls from mostly poor background).

Most of the time we areinterested in the views of the sexual workers, no time for analysing the clients and the impact of the sex industry on the economy. I gess prostitution have a greater impact than ussually thought.

I´ll wanna talk about the matter with sexual workers or people who studied it

psicofactor@hotmail.com



Subject: gash rash
Date: Jun 25 2004 09:51:31 AM
Author: kitty

in response to the articles tip on deodorant and the responding letter in the next issue, you have to use POWDER deodorant not clear or gel stuff. that stuff will give you a disgusting rash.



Subject: I don’t expect most to understand
Date: Jun 24 2004 01:05:38 AM
Author: I speak in metaphor

I don’t expect most to understand, but for those that do……
How much truth can you take?
With whatever “label” it takes to objectify and obscure your own disconnect.
Life is a state of hunger; hunger causes blinding selfish pain seeking power.

Don’t fuck with Suicide Girls………..
Art, Free Expression or Experimentation……..
Politics, Gender, Blah, blah, blah....
You are no better.
Erotica is healthy, an expression of who we are as sexual creatures.

Sex is power? Money is power? If you buy into the illusion you won’t have either for long and its back to the forgetting dull drama……... the gerbil runs on the wheel………..
Power to control ourselves, not others……….

Find your happiness, by removing all “otherness”, finding the seed of your creation, it is the key to your productivity and renewed faith in humanity, if you contribute your gifts you will be rewarded. Each being is born to be a garden. Whatever, i'm finished.



Subject: wow
Date: Jun 14 2004 06:31:58 PM
Author: ali

this article was really good and the tip about deoderant on the bikini line actually works



Subject: one size fits all
Date: Jun 07 2004 02:53:21 PM
Author: jaytee

Well written and wildly one sided. Seldom seen such venom and bitterness, but the mistake is to assume everyone else has those attitudes and experiences. I've known hundreds of stippers and providers, and few used coke or were burned out. Which doesn't invalidate these experiencres



Subject: coke +clientel =$$$
Date: May 28 2004 09:45:20 AM
Author: alexandra

I agree whore heartlessly,that our crack smoking johns are a cash grab.Its like fucking Christmas for myself and my dealer boyfriend.CHACHING along with getting paid by the hour.I am able to earn a supplementry income. An aditional hourly rate c/o john provides,The Crack Whore Convenience Store the opportunity t
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