So you're lying on your back and two beautiful girls with waxed pussies are tending to your dink's every need. They are necking with each other and 69ing and one of them even has high heels on. You will be beating off about this moment for the next 40 years. Even some of your friends are going to touch their areas thinking about it. Or what if you're a girl being rubbed and kissed by the sweetest indie-rock-guy best friends this side of Eden? This isn't the date-rape gang bang you thought it might evolve into. These guys truly care about you and they know how to keep their mouths shut. It's pure bliss. Right?

No it's not. It's fucking boring. The truth is, threesomes are lamer than doing cheap coke with your parents at a Linkin Park concert, in the rain, on your period, with a really itchy rash, during a breakup, in broken sandals. The question is: Why is something you looked forward to your whole entire adolescence so shitty?

IT'S TOO HARD TO SET UP
Some blame the awesome task of organization when analyzing the shittiness of the threesome. It's OK if you're poor, though. Blue-collar girlfriends know tons of strippers and they have no problems bringing them home, but try having a college education and pulling off regular threesomes. It's like organizing a wedding for a very religious Sikh. It takes a lot of planning, a lot of luck, and a shitload of lies.

"I set it up with two ex-girlfriends. It was so rational and pre-planned we all had plenty of time to become really, really nervous and uncomfortable. One of the girls drank an incredible amount of red wine to relax and ended up vomiting all over the living-room floor. I went with her to the bathroom to see if she was OK and she just said, ‘I'm such a loser. I've ruined everything.' I said, ‘Don't worry. Just come to bed when you're ready.' Then I had to go back to the bathroom a bit later on and say, ‘Er…I know this may sound pretty awful, but when you do come to bed do you think you could remember to brush your teeth?' When we finally got down to it the sun was coming up and the whole fiasco ended up being so hard to maneuver, I just ended up jerking off on her bum."
—Noah Ross, 24

"I took home these two girls last Christmas. (People in New York like to make fun of L.A. but at least we get laid.) Anyway, it took a lot of drinks to get this girl to come home with me and my girlfriend, so by the time everything was ready to go I was drunk out of my mind. I fell asleep as they were both giving me a blowjob right at the beginning. You don't know how many times I've been masturbating and asked God to send me back to that moment.

They ended up fooling around on the couch while I slept. Me and my girl have probably had about five threesomes since we met seven years ago and I barely remember any of them. Having a sober threesome seems impossible."
—Chris Carlson, 30

WOMEN ARE STUPID
Another reason threesomes don't work is that most girls are just shitty in bed. How many times have you been with someone who, due to a total ignorance of how simple it is to beat off a dude, starts wrapping and winding her hand around your knob like a spastic ballerina on E trying to drive a stick shift? I even had one girl ask me if I prefer circles or strokes. What the fuck are circles? If it's just one-on-one the girl doesn't have to do anything. Just lie there in your stiletto boots and show me how you masturbate. You don't have to worry about all the little details. That's my job. The problem with threesomes is they require tenacity. You need two girls with tons of experience that are totally comfortable with their bodies and have all kinds of great ideas. Such a thing does not exist outside of Budapest.

"The first threesome I ever had was with this total slut named Alex and her, let's say, big-boned friend. I didn't mind the big girl, but she was so self-conscious I had to be like a therapist about it and help her out of her shell. My brother calls those ‘Phil Donahue fucks.' After all that coaxing the only way I could stay hard was to really go for it like a rabbit and that meant I only lasted about three minutes. It was pathetic."
—Dave Timmins, 25

"When I was in Mexico I hooked up with these two Canadian girls that talked about sex all the time. I should have known something was up because people who talk about sex all the time rarely know what they're doing. It's the quiet ones you have to watch out for. The whole night was awful. While one of them sort of got into it, the other sat there like a dead chicken. I stuck my fingers in her pussy while I had sex with the other one but they were both so, I don't know, vacant. The girl I was fingering just sort of squatted there like an old lady. It made me feel like a gynecologist so I just stopped."
—Dom Allans,32

MEN ARE MORONS
Don't get all mad about the "Women Are Stupid" thing. Men are lame, too. Shit, have you ever seen them in the nude? What is with that thing dangling there from their pubes? Was that just stuck on at the last minute? Nude men are just wrong. At least when it's just you and him you can say things like, "Maybe you could stop trying to put my legs behind my head" and "Stop skull-fucking me like that, you're hitting my gag reflex." Add another man to the equation and you have a big pile of silly dinks with no place to go.

"I've had threesomes in the past that were pretty good. My ex-boyfriend and his roommate were pretty cool. They were French and they didn't make me feel like a piece of meat. Of course, it always ended up with one of the guys watching or leaving the room and it just being the two people. It just seems more natural that way."
—Leslie Marie Nguyen, 22

"I actually like it being two guys on a girl better than two girls and a guy. I thought it was going to be odd to be naked with another man but it's not at all. It's like two guys digging a ditch. You don't look up at the other guy or try to touch his shovel. You just roll up your sleeves and focus on the hole. The thing I like best about it is, even if you're both unimpressive she still gets a serious session of lovemaking. Two wrongs can make a right in this case. She has to be a total slut, though. And she has to be just visiting. You don't want to be running into her at your local bar every night."
—Kevin Fischer, 31

"When I was in Greece I let these two American guys come back to my hotel. I was really drunk. They seemed like nice guys. I think they were a bit thrown off by seeing each other naked so they overcompensated. They gave each other high fives and started saying things like, ‘Oh yeah' and ‘She's liking that.' It made me cry and that really scared them. We ended up talking all night."
—Margaret Chantalle, 21

IT'S NOT NATURAL
Men are bad at it because they're too macho to deal. Women aren't good at it because it takes sexual initiative and that is primarily a male characteristic. Maybe it's just not meant to be. Don't get me wrong. If it comes up you should definitely give it a go. It's great for masturbating to, so bring it on and mentally videotape every nanosecond. Those home brain movies are priceless and they last forever. It's also great to tell your pals about it. In fact, I don't know how many times I've been sitting there looking at two girls rub my cum all over their tits and wasted the moment with "I can't WAIT to tell the guys about this." All that goodness aside, threesomes blow because, if you really boil it down, if you really analyze the actual sensation, the actual event in cold blood, it is just simply not fun. It's just not meant to be.

"I've had a few ménages a trois, but to be totally honest, they're just too much work. You feel like some kind of gay party host, walking around with a clipboard going, ‘OK, how are we doing over here? Is everyone all right for cock? Who needs some more finger bangs?' You never get to relax. I can barely satisfy one girl. Doubling my work is no fun."
—Craig Rivers, 34

"Unless she's a complete porn queen and loves having both holes plugged or she is so skilled she can easily give great head while getting her brains fucked out you're basically wasting your time. You end up acting like two horny orangutans trying to make one girl into two."
—JP Riley, 29

"I was actually going out with a guy and a girl for almost a year. We lived together in a polygamous relationship. Every night he would come home and there we'd be, lying in our giant bed. The sex was amazing but I think it made us all insane. He ended up moving to Alaska and I moved to Florida. I lost contact with the girl, but the last I heard she was a single mother. It felt weird. Like we were playing with a Ouija board or something. What we were doing was just not right. I've heard arguments that say humans aren't meant for monogamy, and some of those points are pretty sound, but I can say from personal experience that we aren't designed for polygamy either. It doesn't work."
—Sarah Berger, 35


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I said trying to not fuck anything up. Stupid move..cuz now all I could think about was, do I really love her? I mean Come on! horrible sex that night, ate her out like it was my job but she never came. next morning bent her over and unleashed fury. She still tells me it was fun but she doesn't call to do it again one on one with me...yeah I suck. Subject: Me friends are the best friends...kinda Date: Oct 28 2005 11:35:20 PM Author: Foley I'm a guy. My best friend of 20 years is a guy. He had a threesome with his wife and his wifes playmate (a hot pink haired chick) The pink haired chick and my best friend are now together and the wife has been served divorce papers. By the way they have 2 kids. My best friend, who has decided he likes cock, constantly wants to see my junk when the three of us (him, pinky, and myself) are drinking together. She would love to see some guy on guy action. I told them both the only way I'd participate in that is if she were in on it, and it wasn't all about the guy on guy stuff. He doesn't want me touching her. I don't want him touching me. So is it going to happen? Hell no. Subject: odd Date: Oct 06 2005 06:30:15 AM Author: Andy i just had a threesome this morning. reason why i think this so amuzing. with my almost couple and his x. dirty dirty coke Subject: on drugs Date: Sep 28 2005 01:30:18 PM Author: crow yea, it's gotta be with pretty much strangers (although it helps me when one of them is a good buddy)and all parties must be drunk or on drugs. i really don't care to keep up with every fucken detail while it's happening so it's awesome to have a camcorder going the whole time. better if its some hot german chick who's just visiting the country and give her a copy to take back home. i hardly ever even remember names and/or faces anyway. Subject: bliss Date: Aug 19 2005 08:42:10 AM Author: Rebecca my favorite pleasure on earth is to lay between 2 guys while their hands rove my body and pleasure me. I cum in the first 10-minutes just from kissing and fingering in this situation. I've stayed great friends with all of my ex-boyfriends, so I have plenty of options. I also seduce women and call one of my exes when I have a "hot one." I met a hot blonde named Kendra and convinced her to have a 3some with me and an ex, Steve. I asked her to act like my servant and immediately go down on him without even a hello when he arrived. She performed like a champ! I love worshiping a cock with another chick! Two mouths are better than one. Another good tip: While he fucks the other chick, I like to video it...this gives me something to do. While they are just getting started, I like to be in on the action, but once hardcore fucking commences, it's hard to be part of the rythem, so I'd rather tape. Also, I like the girl who is "new" to be the focus, since he's never fucked her before. So I'd rather cum from fingers or oral, and save the cock for her. Subject: 3somes can be good Date: May 13 2005 10:19:16 AM Author: VirginiaGentleman I have to take exception to some of the "myths" posted above. My wife and I recently had a threesome. It happened spontaneously. We had never even talked on the subject, even though we have been together for 9 years. A good friend recently came over for dinner. She is very attractive and we have been friends for several years. She has a Phd, we are all college educated with post graduate degrees. After dinner, we had some drinks. Our friend suddenly leaned over and kissed my wife. They began making out. I just sat there and watched. After a while, they suggested we all go to the bedroom. We had absolutely great sex. Since that time, my wife and I are closer and have sex more frequently and better quality when we are alone. Our friend has also been back for a couple more encounters. I have found the key to successful threesomes is: 1. Spontaneity - you can't plan it. 2. Sensitivity - the women are not your sex toys and should be treated with love, respect and tenderness. 3. Alcohol - but not too much. Just enough to lower inhibitions. 4. Compatibility - ideally this should be a soulmate but someone you are attracted to and are friends with will make the experience far more rewarding. Some of this has been the experience of others that have posted here. Just my experience on the subject. Subject: embarressed Date: Mar 13 2005 08:22:24 PM Author: 17yo chick I had a threesome at a party with a really good friend of mine and a guy who we kind of know. It was really good and we all enjoyed it but on monday at school it was very awkward becuase we had done it infront of everyone there. The other girl and I are still great friends but becuase we only kinda knew the guy it made it wierd seeing him at school after hearing all the comments people said. but i don't regret it at all- i would do it again in a heartbeat. 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MY HUSBANDWANTS TOHAVE A THREESOME OR ACTUALLY ME ONLY SUCKING A BIG BLACK COCK WHILE HE WATCHES..HE SAYS IT WOULD BE BETTER FOR OUR MARRIAGE AND TURN ON BOTH ON...I WOULD LOVE TO SUCK A BLACK COCK AND SWALLOW ALL HIS CUM BUT I AM AFRAID IT WOULD RUIN OUR MARRIAGE... Subject: My Threesome Date: Nov 13 2004 12:22:08 AM Author: 40yr Sydney Guy My first wife brought a woman home and I woke up and found them in the loungeroom kissing and playing with each others breasts.I said I was jealous and sooked and went to our bedroom .They followed and laid on top of each other bearing both pussies to me It was the best fuck I ever had in and outta both holes. Genuine Mate! Subject: Lovelessness Date: Nov 09 2004 09:48:44 PM Author: Loveless Wow, wish I were wanted by even one woman, whole fucking life goes by alone, much less a threesome. Feel really envious! Isn't there anyone else who feels enviouse looking at all this? Subject: who said its not for couples? Date: Oct 29 2004 10:53:41 AM Author: jsjsjsjsjs my husband and i have been married for almost 7 years and together for 11, we are both 26. we love threesomes. we have in fact had 4 with 4 diffrent women. it is great fun. for those of you who think that couples shouldnt do this or that they wont last, you need to find your soul mate, cuz we have. granted yes the first one was akward but i brought her home so how could i be freaked out about it? there was even one girl who after she left our home with a belly full of cum, we laughed so hard, and joked about it. my husband and i are special, when we have sex we let it all go and our special saying is "just another piece of pussy we had to tame"!!! so yeah those of you that want to try it do it just make sure you relly love each other first!!! Subject: 3 Date: Sep 13 2004 02:20:08 AM Author: dick cheney i've slept through more threesomes than i care to say. it's not enough to have two women, it has to be the RIGHT two women. and you certainly can't have girlfriend #2, whose pussy you do not eat, find out that you love eating the pussy of girlfriend #1. that would be bad. Subject: 3-sums Date: Aug 29 2004 11:50:43 AM Author: Self-Fish My regular male 'fuck buddy' arranged for me to participate in a threesome with him and another guy, (he says group sex has always been one of his fantasies) and then a couple months later a foursome with three guys. Both went suprisingly well, I got my rocks off. Now he wants me to find a girl for him so I can 'treat' him to a fmf, I've refused several times cuz I don't lick pussy and I aint gonna pretend to like it for no-one. Now he won't stop nagging me about it. Its funny yet pathetic at same time. Better kick his ass to the curb then lol ;p Subject: are you kidding? Date: Aug 04 2004 03:48:59 PM Author: Agent86 what do you mean men run out of holes to plunder? more men....that's what I say. Subject: their fine...believe me Date: May 30 2004 06:24:43 PM Author: txino i had a three some like a week ago with my to best freinds cookie and arto and it went fucking awsome for real...just bring it up in conversation and next thing you know youll be having amazing sex...drugs allowed. Subject: My threesome was great :) Date: May 25 2004 06:56:12 PM Author: mental video tape After a long day of sitting around watching the 4th of july fireworks, me and some friends headed back to a friends house to hang out and get drunk. We decided to go visit her neighbor (who was a bi-sexual w/ a boyfriend---they called themselves swingers). alcohol definately made the situation a lot easier, and so did the willingness of all three of us! "cindy" decided to put on the movie "shrek" and she instigated the whole thing. She felt the movie could only be best watched w/ out a shirt, so off it came, and eventually all our clothes came off! Me and her bascially made out and sucked each others tits for a while, then her and her boyfriend took turns eating my pussy out, which was awesome,(can't get enough of that shit!) Then she took over eating me out and i gave her boyfriend head, then i made him fuck her from behind while she ate me out. so she let him fuck me for a little while, which i really didn't care for(just cuz i was more into her) and she rode him for a bit too... then she ate me out for a good 4 hours while i played/blowed her b/fs dick until we completely passed out.... sounds to good to be true but it was, and since they were swingers they were use to this type of situation, but they always tell me our experience was the BEST!!! Subject: how to approach such a subject Date: May 17 2004 01:24:17 PM Author: d.p. I am interested in how you could approach the thrird party about this or do you just send signals for it to happen. Also how can a guy appraoch the subject with his girlfriend???? Any help from those experienced is welcome. Subject: my story Date: May 14 2004 05:18:44 PM Author: withheld i'm a guy... in my mid-20s, i was friends with a slightly older couple (early 40s), they looked younger than that, and she looked great with a bangin' slender bod for her age. we went to mexico, did some E or lsd, can't remember which, in the hotel room. i was sitting against the back of the bed. at some point, she climbed on me and started riding it like a pro. meanwhile he stood on the bed and she sucked him off without slowing up at all. we all three came at the same moment, it was great and i never went near the guy, which was also preferable. we remained friends and talk on the phone sometimes. she knew what she was doing. not like these 20-somethings. Subject: PizzaGirl Sandwich Date: Apr 25 2004 01:35:33 PM Author: 3some Rookie Likes Nookie I finally have a shot at this. Two *very* hot girls, both of whom work at a pizza joint I frequent, think I am *very* cute and I think they both wanna fuck. Except I get the vibe they don't like each other! Hmm. Maybe I'll post in Vice Forums (under Sex, duh), but if anyone has any pointers, help a horny kid out! Anyway, in Braz. Portuguese i would say "eu quero molhar dois(ambos) biscoitos" -- I want to wet two (both) cookie (Brazilian slang for sex). So there you have it: an informative yet outreaching post. Subject: man Date: Apr 19 2004 02:05:05 AM Author: terry when i was 15 i conned two of my freinds into skinny di