“Look deep into the hair and imagine floating in a warm sea of razored patterns. Do not look outside the hair. You are growing sleepy. When I count down from ten you will see a bronzed Greek god instead of a tedious nightclub promoter named Stef. Looook into the haaaaair.” Comments/Enlarge See all

First the Segway and now this? What is so hard about walking? Do they use Anal Lip Separators to take a shit too? Comments/Enlarge See all

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