VICE GUIDE TO VANCOUVER

DOS & DON'TS

Escaped Russian-convict gypsy-sex-cult members who bum little boys for breakfast are the best people to base your next tattoo on. Comments/Enlarge | See all

Canadian goths are as stoops as Mexican goths. The former are too bundled up to be scary and the latter are too tanned to be dead.
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DOS & DON'TS

The science behind skirts is guys like them because they emphasize entry positions and allude to easy access. So when you emphasize that instinct by adding puffy feathers to your ass it’s basically like when a brain surgeon pushes on a certain part of your frontal lobe and it makes your right thumb move, only it’s your dink.
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