DOS & DON'TS

When the ball connected with the paddle, the feet lifted slightly off the sand and the garlic-scented scrotum jiggled upward, bouncing briefly between both the pimply buttocks and the vinegary penis. Who’s hungry? Comments/Enlarge | See all

Fur looks fucking ridiculous on rich people and pimps, but when pretty girls are just fucking around at a party they’re making fun of all that. Like if they were on Jay Z’s yacht and he showed them a diamond-encrusted belt buckle that said “HOVA,” they would do a spit take and go, “Jesus, Shawn, that is so fucking corny!” Comments/Enlarge | See all

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