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What do you call it when a trophy wife from the 90s gets dumped and comes back to the clubs for another round? You don’t call it. You let it blow you in the bathroom and you never call it again. Comments/Enlarge | See all



Your testicles have to get some fresh air once in awhile. In fact, letting them run around the block in the snow is actually beneficial for sperm production. Don’t forget to put a pair of sunglasses on them though. Balls have very sensitive eyes. Comments/Enlarge | See all









Suspenders on girls and those Judi Rosen-type jeans that go up to your ribs are so regal yet goofy it’s like fucking around with the princess of architecture.
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AGAIN WITH THE BROKEN LEG

The Avalanches Rock Themselves to Death

"Does anyone know where I can find a doctor?!" someone yells, pushing past a crowd of people and running upstairs. Darren from the Avalanches is sitting on a chair clutching his knee, looking mildly, though not overly, in pain. "Is it the same leg you broke before?" someone asks. "No, it's th...
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BEATS + RHYMES

I'm back in the T-Dot after a couple months in LA. Peace to everybody out there who I hooked up with (especially Cheapshot, good looking!). Back at home, I'm feeling a little sentimental about the heads in Canada putting it down, so this issue's B&R will be 100% Can-Con....
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BLACK MUSIC THAT LASTS

Rockwilder Gets More Than His Fifteen Minutes

Rockwilder has been making beats for Redman since 1992 but no one knew who the hell he was until two years ago. Nobody really cared until he gave Redman and Method Man a joint so ill they had to name the song after him. As soon as "Da Rockwilder" dropped, the Def Squad affiliate rose to hip hop supe...
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COMICS

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THE CAR BUFF

Vincent Szarek's Stuffed Automobiles

Vince has a long history of intimacy with cars. His first job was in a body shop in Rhode Island, fixing up wrecks. Then he started going to sports-car races in 86, and he still makes the trip to Sebring, Florida almost every year for the big 12-hour race. His studio feels a lot more like a garage t...
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DEATH OF MASOUD

The One Man Who Could Destroy the Taliban Was Murdered Two Days Before the Tragedy

Two months back we featured a photo essay called "Life in Afghanistan" by English photographer Jason Florio (Vol. 8 No. 6 - The Photo Issue). Five images that could have just as easily been called "Hell on Earth," these pictures showed us what Afghanistan really is. A pile of rubble. Dire circumstan...
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VICE FASHION - LIMO LOUNGE

Photos by Ryan McGinley...
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DIE GOOF!

Papa M Is Over Starting Shit With People

The last time I spoke to David Pajo (AKA Papa M) he had no teeth. It wasn't because he had just gotten in a fight. It was because he had gotten into a fight fifteen years before and the crowns had finally rotted off. "I used to be a bit out of control," he says, almost ashamed. "I was at an I...
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LITERARY

Fortunate Son: George Bush and the Making of an American President,

Fortunate Son: George Bush and the Making of an American President
J.H. Hatfield
Soft Skull Press


After September 11 it might be difficult to write anything critical about the life of George W Bush without sounding unpatriotic. As we witness Bush's ...
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DISPOSABLE OUTFIT

Oliver Helden and His Collapsing Clothes

"Hi Glynnis, I've been working on the press release and it's sounding too cheesy no matter how I put it so I've given up. Here's just a straight-up explanation of the shirt:

The shirt is from the fall 2001 season which is entitled "Collapsing New Buildings" (kind of after Einstürzende Neuba...
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VICE PICTURES

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GONE IN 194 SECONDS

New York City's Newest Car Thieves

Three Russian kids in Brighton Beach, Brooklyn encircle a Subaru wagon, jabbing their notched shop rulers under the weather stripping and pounding into the doors like a giant sheet-metal gangbang. Horny as fuck with no place to go, New York Russians are putting auto theft up there with lighti...
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RECORDINGS FOR DEVIANTS

It was recently, when I was listening to "Government Center," by Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers, that I had a revelation. As he sang the words, "We've gotta lotta lotta hard work today / We've gotta rock at the Government Center / To make the secretaries feel better / When they put the stamp...
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HATING LIFE

The Real Story Behind Hangover Prevention Formula

Before the fashion shoot we gave every model a pill known as the Hangover Prevention Formula. Everyone proceeded to drink their asses off with reckless abandon and was contacted for comments a few days later. It should be noted that Alex was fed a Claritin in order to monitor the placebo Effect.
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SKINEMA

I just recently read Hunter S. Thompson's book Hell's Angels, which talks all about the exploits of the infamous biker gang in the late 60s. Then my friend told me that Sonny Barger, president of the Hell's Angels, has a bio out and that it's just hairy as fuck, talking about all kinds of fig...
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THE LOUDEST CAR IN THE WORLD

Richie Warren's Fuel Sound System Kills

Richie Warren is addicted to speed. For years he's been running the breaks and drum and bass label Fuel, putting out bass-heavy records with Tipper, Buckfunk 3000 and others and playing shows all over Europe and America. But the music seemed to be lacking something. It was missing the high-oc...
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TIDBITS

A monthly look at things we love - v8n8

1 CHO LIGHTER
Now that Margaret Cho's new tour is getting critical acclaim it's perfectly understandishable that her business managers are capitalizing on the merch tip. The Cho lighter is one of their more obscure pieces, and though it features a very unflattering picture of her, it has...
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MASTA ACE IS NOT DOWN

What Happens to an MC After Losing a Battle?

I didn't believe it when I heard legendary Brownsville MC, Masta Ace, was served by Boogieman at a Lyricist Lounge event last month. I know Ace is the music man and was born to roll, but I saw the tape and in the third round he definitely fell. Still, something didn't seem right. So I had to find Ac...
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GAMES

Grand Theft Auto 3

Grand Theft Auto 3
Platform: Playstation 2
Publisher: Rockstar Games
Developer: DMA

The 3-D sequel to Grand Theft Auto is blowing my ass off like a bazooka. Here's the plot.

You just escaped from prison and some black dude (another ex-con who I swear has Guru ...
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SEX AND VIOLENCE

Ping Pong Bitches Go From Kicking Your Ass to Spanking It

My first ever date with the Ping Pong Bitches nearly got me killed.

The London-based electro punk disco queens Mandy Wong, Emily Hell and Louise Prey had been booked, rather ill-advisedly, to sing and dance at a university disco 80s night in Portsmouth, organized by the biggest cunts...
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SOMEONE THREATENS TO SUE YOU

Give to the Vice Legal Defense Fund

As you can see from the chart above, the only recourse when someone threatens to sue you is to fight it. Of course you have to try to accommodate them with retractions and apologies but, monetarily, settling is not an option. We can keep giving you free retarded stupidity every month because the ads...










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