After the girls were finally driven off by the wafts of dickcheese and the last embers of the buzz had left my brain, I shouted "Hey, where are you going?" And as he wheeled his shirt-dolly on down the block, I heard his gentle refrain, "A shitstain's work is never done."Comments/Enlarge |
See all
Divorce is hard on kids because it teaches them love is bullshit. Telling the world your mommy’s a retard is enough to give a kid an eating disorder.Comments/Enlarge |
See all
This girl was acting like she owned the joint until the subway stopped and she had to say, “Master Blaster run Bartertown,” to get it moving again. Comments/Enlarge |
See all
