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Fuck the safety generation with their earplugs and their bicycle helmets and their not going in the river unless they have their aquasocks on.
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OK, so you see sperms as tiny party animals or whatever—fine. Did it not occur to you for even one second that you have a permanent tattoo of cum on your back?
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You know there’s some boozed-up geriatric Polack in this hideous shithole bragging on the phone to Warsaw that his son Zbigniew has built him “castle in America” with “balcony fit for king that fucking Czech cocksuckers could only dream of in wildest dreams.”
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