Look at how smug this fucking genius is about the worst mistake of his life so far. Just how much TV did his dad not let him watch?Comments/Enlarge |
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When did CBGB get taken over by roided-out rock ’n’ roll tourists? It’s become like Extreme Planet Hollywood, and I fear for its future if it carries on like this.Comments/Enlarge |
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Andrew Fenwicks uncle lives in a basement and traces Playboy all day. Every month Andrew receives a package containing exactly 50 drawings. Included in the package is a letter that always has some sort of nudge-nudge, wink-wink-type talk that warns Andrew, have fun with these but make sure your girlfriend doesnt catch you with them.