Oh look, a rodeo clown had to get dressed up for a funeral. What died, his chances of getting any girl with an IQ over 100? Comments/Enlarge |
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Every bar has that one regular who hikes up his shorts, wears Chinese accountant socks and gets real ornery every time the bartender’s boyfriend comes by. Comments/Enlarge |
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When you’re really wasted and you’ve been puking and you have hot carrots up your nose and you’re wondering where the fuck your girlfriend is, her and her friends dressed in white is such a fortunate, shining beacon of light you worry for a sec that maybe you’re dying. What I’m trying to say is, drunks like it when you wear white. Comments/Enlarge |
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