Flat stomachs are an urban myth. Guys like a bit of a cunt gut because it’s like a third tit and girls like a guy with a beer belly because it shows he cares about important stuff and doesn’t spend all his time staring at the mirror, worrying about his figure. Comments/Enlarge |
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Puerto Rican chicks are fucking sexy but they have screaming babies and brothers that want to kill you. Midwesterners are clean but they’re also boring as shit. When the latter dresses as the former it’s as hot as Alicia Keys wearing one of those Nancy Reagan Chanel suits. Comments/Enlarge |
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It took years of searching and millions of dollars in private-eye fees and plane tickets, but we finally found the secret store where all the DON’Ts get their clothes. (It’s in China, by the way.)Comments/Enlarge |
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Andrew Fenwick's uncle lives in a basement and traces Playboy all day. Every month Andrew receives a package containing exactly 50 drawings. Included in the package is a letter that always has some sort of "nudge-nudge, wink-wink"-type talk that warns Andrew, "have fun with these but make sure your ...
Child was unlike anyone you ever met. He was an original. He lived every day as if it were his last, BALLS OUT! He truly valued honesty and sincerity. He also loved to bug the fuck out. He was crazy. Whether catching insides at rush...
