 DON'T BAISE ME, KILL ME
Asia Aria Argento Takes Angry Bitch Cinema A Bit Further
"You must push everything to the absolute limit, or else life will be boring."
-Dario Argento, Italy's last genius
The carnally explicit Tet Offensive Being waged against boring cinema is in full dick swing. Basically a gang of guerilla ho...READ MORE |
  BEATS + RHYMES
Before we get started, I have to repeat: CDs are lame. Please don't send them to me, it's too much work. All right.
Spoon is the sickest rapper in the world. "Anti-Christ" is fucking nuts. Pick it up right now on Mary Joy Records or we'll have to figh...READ MORE |
 DREAM WEAVER
The Ominous Drawings of Min Kim
VICE: When did your studio burn down?
Min Kim: Last March. I had been having a lot of fire dreams right before that and they were influencing my work. I must have done hundreds of paintings and drawings and sculptures with flames in them. Then my w...READ MORE |
 VICE COMICS
By Kaz, Smell of Steve, Marc Bell, James Kochalka, Dave and Gavin, Jeff Roysdon
KAZ GIRLS, MAMMY SOMBRERO P.H.D., THE STACKS, MAGIC BOY, PIP AND NORTON, CAMPFIRE STORIES...READ MORE |
 NE POUR UN PETIT PAIN
Dat Politics Keep Complicated Sound Simple
Dat Politics brilliantly contravene the European Union directive which states that all music produced in France since 1995 has to be either A: irresistibly camp filtered disco, or B: sound like the classical-synth soundtrack to an epic early 80s Italian...READ MORE |
 DEAR DIARY
Entry: June 12, 1986
June 12, 1986
It's cold tonight! And it's JUNE! I hate that. I lost student council president. They're probably going to make me secretary or something gay like that!!! UGH! Why do I bother! You know what I want. I want to get out of here. OR BETTER. I...READ MORE |
 OH-OH-EYE-OH-OH
Yoshimi Rocks Nature's Ass
Yoshimi's the coolest. Besides her already legendary drum/trumpet/howling work with Japanese noise band The Boredoms and the art-rock supergroup Free Kitten, Yoshimi fronts an all-girl band called OOIOO (say it like: "Oh-oh-eye-oh-oh") that started when...READ MORE |
 LITERARY
Book Reviews - The Shit Issue
LENNY BRUCE IS DEAD
The order of my favorite sentences from my new favorite book:
3. “Josh liked doing it doggie-style because Mimi had an ass full of...READ MORE |
 ONE FOOT IN THE GUTTER ONE FIST IN THE GOAL
Genre Break Records Get Paid to Get Laid
"For really, what is the bedrock of all male aspiration, if it isn't cunt and money?"
-Iceberg Slim
Evolving out of the adolescent fetishizing that spawned Star Wars Breakbeats, transplanted suburban kids are lovingly etching pop culture grooves ...READ MORE |
 SKINEMA
By Chris Nieratko
SUPER FREAKS 10
When I was in high school I wanted nothing more in this world than to be black. I did just about everything I could to make that dream come true. I’d talk black, wear my pants far past my ass, memorize X Clan lyrics, bad mouth white...READ MORE |
 SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
Bucktown's The Cocoa Brovaz Come Through, Poppin' Lotta Gun Talk
Staking claim to the home of the original gun clap, Brooklyn's sharp shooting MCs Tek & Steele aren't about to back down on this rap game. They're known for spitting rounds in underground anthems like "Super Brooklyn" and "Get Up" (from Lyricist Lounge ...READ MORE |
 STEADY BOMBIN'
On Saturday, April 21st, at the age of 29, Hector Saul Ramirez (AKA Hec) was struck and killed by the G train while bombing between stops. His wife Cristina Ramirez and friend Tami Brown wrote the following:
Hec had to write on everything. It s...READ MORE |
 SOUND OF THE PIRATES
The War Between Drum and Bass and Garage is Finally Over
Saturday night, February 24. A sweaty underground club in the UK heaves with an impatient crowd waiting for Kosheen, the live/vocal drum and bass act that, like every new talent, has been hailed as "the one that will save drum and bass." A quick scan of...READ MORE |
 THE RETURN OF NEW YORK CITY
Bands Like The Centuries Fight Evil And Win
Street walkers, street style, street beat, street crime - street life in general - disappeared with the streets.
New York City has been without a sound for years now, but just when we'd given up on the possibility, a New York sound again. And s...READ MORE |
 THE ROAD TO EUPHORIA
A True Story of Dealing E back in 1993
There were thirty thousand tabs of Ecstasy in three clear plastic bags on the coffee table between us. I was kicking back on one of two dueling couches waiting for an answer. The fat and fidgety man across from me stared at the tassels on his loafers. T...READ MORE |
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