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Before really getting into something you have to check its plausibility. We all have polyester shirts we love, but they get so fucking hot they make it look like your armpits pissed their pants. If you are a sweaty balls kind of guy, sorry, but you can't wear white spandex pants. It makes your legs look like a sweaty armpit.


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This guy is giving a big “fuck you” to the whole “pants or shorts” debate and then, on top of that, he’s even giving a “fuck you” to what we understand as the symbol for “fuck you.”
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“Heeeyyyy you guyysss were awwwessome. I’ve been coming to this place every single night for 15 yearssh and you remind me of the first time I saw Oasshhsishh. Do you have a PR? I can be your PR girl. I know Courtney Love. Hey wait! Where are you going? Come back!”Comments/Enlarge | See all




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