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You wouldn't believe the kind of crazy shit we've been getting into every night since we became friends with Robbie. We're just worried someone's going to hit him in the head again and set everything back to normal. Comments/Enlarge | See all


“Son, I admire how shitty you’ve been acting recently but if you really want to make it in this world you’ve got to get your priorities right and knuckle down if you want to be anywhere near as terribly fucking atrociously awful l as I am when you’re my age.” Comments/Enlarge | See all











-4929ANYTHING GOES
When it Comes to Hos, The First Player's Ball Of The Year Got The Biggest Stable
After the success of the last original Player's Ball in Chicago, everyone was trying like hell to get one in his own hometown. There were hundreds of slick-ass, trash talkers trying to get Bishop Don's blessing, but it was an up and coming pimp named JuJu who ...READ MORE
-4928VICE COMICS
By James Kochalka, Jeff Roysdon, Walt Dohrn
MAGIC BOY, CAMPFIRE STORIES, WRETCHED RHAPSODY...READ MORE
-4927AXE THE FARM

What's up with this Hoof-and-Mouth disease or Foot-and-Mouth or whatever you call it?
It's not a North American thing, not yet. Europeans are frantically trying to put a lid on it before it becomes as big as Mad Cow disease.

What is it?...READ MORE
-4926DEAR DIARY
Entry: June 27, 1985
June 27, 1985
Tursday night I didn't do nothing and Friday night I went to the Belle River Jam, where four bands played, including Soldier, Drama, Stripes and The Look. I was having fun flirting with the Look band and I kissed every one of them but end...READ MORE
-4925SAFE TO DANCE
If They Don't Dance Well, They're No Friends of The Gossip
The Gossip may have the same blues and roots music influences as The Rolling Stones, The MC5 and Jon Spencer Blues Explosion, but what they do with them is entirely new. In the hands of three barely post-pubescent Southern kids, blues-based rock gets fu...READ MORE
-4923GET PISSED DESTROY
Miklos Serrai Calls The City's Bluff
Throughout Manhattan and Brooklyn there are hundreds of totally useless fire alarm boxes. They sit on street corners about four feet high, eight inches square, painted red and occasionally silver. They are all regularly maintained to look good, even if they do...READ MORE
-4922SKINEMA
By Chris Nieratko
GIRLS WHO PUKE
Working for Larry Flynt allows me to access all genres of porn, even bottom of the barrel shit like Girls Who Puke, which, although not even slightly erotic, holds a special place in my heart. I guess because, like the girls in this ...READ MORE
-4921THE VICE GUIDE TO NEW YORK GRAFFITI

New York's graffiti scene in 2001 is made up of some of the most reckless drug users in America. Their crew is called Irak. They are rude, illegal, sometimes gay and always on the verge of losing their lives. We like to write about people who get fucked up,...READ MORE
-4920PRETTY ASS, HIGH CLASS
What That Ludacris Nigga Know About The Dirty South
Whoever said hip hop was an inner-city phenomenon was probably an inner-city crack addict. Rent a movie like Down South Hustlers and you'll see nothing but country rappers driving Impalas down dirt roads, pumping slow 808 beats and keeping it real in shiny pur...READ MORE
-4919PEOPLE OF THE ROCK
Oneida's Papa Crazee On the Cult That Spawned the Band
VICE: Is Oneida a hard rocking band from New York that gets wasted all the time?
Papa Crazee
: Oneida was a cult founded in 1840 by a strange man named John Humphrey Noyes (which when said repeatedly sounds like "Hump Free Noise") who was really in ...READ MORE
-4918THE VICE GUIDE TO OUTLAWS & FOOD

Outlaws can be a picky lot. Jesse James, a chili head, refused to rob the Lone Star Bank in McKinney, Texas because his favorite chili parlor was there. Billy the Kid was allergic to dairy products and the Sundance Kid wouldn't eat an egg unless it was served ...READ MORE
-4917ADAMSVILLE TO POOL CREEK
Shit Like Prefuse Just Don't Sleep in The Dirty South
Prefuse 73 is on some other shit. Also known as Scott Herren, this schizophrenic hip hop producer concocts the kind of experimental electro-funk that makes your neck jerk. Live instrumentation and bizarre scratches are all over his debut full-length, Vocal Stu...READ MORE