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Fuck “the love between a bird and fish.” The furthest distance in the world right now is the space between this beard and my fists. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Say what you will about Lauryn Hill’s unexpected comeback, but you have to admire her bravery. Comments/Enlarge | See all











-4941BETTER LIVING THROUGH MACHINERY
Add N to (X) Use Robots, Not Men
BRITAIN'S ADD N TO (X) ARE THE MUSICAL AND SEXUAL equivalent of the Italian Futurists. The same way the Futurists fought to reinvent the way people perceived art in the early 1900s, Barry 7, Steve Claydon and Anne Shenton are reinventing the way people see com...READ MORE
-4940STEADY BOMBIN'

All flicks were taken in Atlanta, GA between 1995 and 2001. All are illegal get ups.
Special thanks to Frank 151....READ MORE
-4939ELECTRONIC LAZY GUY
Adult. Take On Kraftwerk and Change the Channel
Husband and wife duo Adam Lee Miller and Nicola Kuperus are kind of like a modern-day Captain & Tennille, except that they play electro and Adam wears skinny leather ties instead of a captain's hat. Together they are Adult. and since 1998, their highly influen...READ MORE
-4938CAREER DAY

CAREER: STRIPPER
AUTHOR: MISTRESS ZUHARA

Do Asian strippers make more or less tips than white or black girls? It's how good you are that makes you tips. Sometimes we get extra interest from Vietnam vets, though; mostly the...READ MORE
-4937DEEZ NUTS
Go On When I Close My Eyes
"Every second of the night I live another life/
Deez Nuts that sleep when it's cold outside/
Every moment I'm awake the further I'm away."
-Heart
From their 1985 hit "Deez Nuts"

With a catalog six albums deep and tours around the g...READ MORE
-4936SKINEMA

As a few friends and I sat watching an innocent-looking young girl being tied up, whipped and sodomized, we began debating the relationship between repressed, orderly societies and the ensuing pornography they produce. ...READ MORE
-4935IN THE GHETTO
Blelvis Has Slept In Front of the Building
The gritty sidewalks of Washington, DC are no place for a celebrity, yet Blelvis, the 34 year-old Elvis expert, calls them both home and stage. If you haven't heard of him then you've never been to DC. Without the advantages and trappings of a backing band or ...READ MORE
-4934QUEERIES

What's with you guys and skinheads? Why do you like them so much? They must hate that.
It bugs them a lot because most of them are fags. It's that old thing that the biggest homophobes are the biggest homos. That's why they hate it. But skinheads, ...READ MORE
-4933COOGI RAP
Queens' Thugged-Out Rap Veteran Expands On His Wardrobe
The legendary Kool Genius of Rap is arguably the only rapper from the 87 era who never fell off. His signature cadence has been mimicked by underground grimies like FT and mainstream icons like the late great Big Pun, while his vivid storytelling abilities hav...READ MORE
-4932SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY
Dave Cooper Gets to Have Sunday Every Bloody Day
When you see the intricacy of Dave Cooper's drawings the first thing that comes to your mind is "kew-el." But once you really start to evaluate the time and energy that went into developing his craft, you start to get a little pissed off. Why does he get to pr...READ MORE
-4931AS DISGUSTING AS THEY WANNA BE
The Moldy Peaches Are Pretty Vacant But They Don't Care
"You've gotta have rain to have rainbows/
You've gotta have dick to have a dick in your mouth."
-Moldy Peaches, "Who's Got the Crack?"

About three seconds into their debased act, The Moldy Peaches have us floored. Maybe it's hearing a teenag...READ MORE
-4930TRICKY'S ON HIS WAY WITH HIS ATTACHE
sputnik7 and Palm Pictures Make Money From Selling Pot
About two years ago I wrote an article on the popularity of various weed delivery services that were operating across Manhattan. When the story hit the streets we caught tons of shit from people who thought we'd blown the cover of a great scam. I tried to tell...READ MORE