Oh, so you had a big weekend because you drank at a couple bars and maybe went to a show? The schemes Eddie Rockets and Tolan are getting up to every day in East Tampa make your big-city life look like that of a crippled 90-year-old shut in.Comments/Enlarge |
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Imagine how horny you’d have to be to waste your time talking with a girl dressed like a prepubescent bike-messenger prostitute in space boots. Right now he’s promising himself, “I’ll fuck a few of these just to get back on my feet. Then, after I get my confidence back up, I’m coming right back into the game.” Comments/Enlarge |
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The Catholic Schoolgirl thing is for dumb pedophiles and corny parents on Halloween. By adding cheap shoes and fake socks (what, you can’t find real socks?) this girl has taken something “shitty” and made it “shitty and gross.” Comments/Enlarge |
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