TOO DRUNK TO ROCKCrack, Marijuana, Shrooms, Coke, Ecstasy, Mescaline, Anacin and Hennesey Is All The Wu-Tang Clan Got
If crack vials were ghosts, ODB would be Pac-Man. After being caught with a pocket full of marijuana and various other Schedule III narcotics, there's no question where the rapper stands on drug use. He likes it. He'd like to tell us about it too but after evading federal officers and referring to the DA in his hearing as "a cum dumpster," it's no surprise that we were unable to talk to the Ol Dirt Dog for the real gospel on the subject. We can't talk to him and we can't talk about the new Wu album (what can you say about it?- it sucks). All there is left to do is talk with the rest of the Wu soldiers about the days of getting fully laced, up in the borough of Shaolin.
VICE: Do you guys only smoke weed out of fonta leaves or Dutches? I mean, would you smoke out of a pipe or something?
Raekwon: Putting a pipe to your mouth... it makes you feel like a crackhead.
GZA: Like sucking the glass dick. Maybe if it's a wood pipe, though. Like on some Popeye shit.
Do you think it's possible to smoke too much weed?
Gza: Yeah, we do it all the time. Sometimes you smoke so much that you feel drunk. That's blunt drunk, that's what we call it.
Raekwon: Niggas don't know either, weed'll make you throw-up. For real.
RZA: Yup. For real, for real.
There is some talk of shrooms on the new record. Do you like to fuck with them?
Raekwon: Shrooms is organic, right RA?
RZA: Yeah.
Raekwon: So that to me ain't a drug. It's just a chaser. If it's in effect a nigga will take a piece of that.
I know you guys used to fuck with a little coke, right? Twisting woollies?
Raekwon: Yeah, I remember back in the days when we used to smoke coke blunts. Putting coke up on some nice green, it would look like Christmas. (Singing while sprinkling imaginary blow on his blunt) "Tis the season to be jolly..." You know how pretty that shit was looking.
U-God: Even on some dirt weed that shit was looking good.
Raekwon: But that was like ten years ago, them days is over.
There was a story that came out last year about you all being linked to some big ecstasy ring. I can't really picture you guys rubbing up on each other in the clubs on some ecstasy shit though.
GZA: Hell no.
Raekwon: I never liked ecstasy. All it is, is like Mescaline for the new millennium. It's just another upper. It's like a damn Anacin.
RZA: An Anacin? Huh.
Raekwon: Yeah, an Anacin with a little bit of Hennesey on top.
PROF. HARSHKOVITZ
Wu-Tang's The W (Loud Records) is out in stores now, but it's a piece of shit so who cares? Also look out for new full-lengths by Cappadonna and Ghostface dropping in a minute.
See all articles by this contributor Anonymous, on Mar 4, 2009 wrote:
The W was out like 8 years ago
| | Anonymous, on Feb 28, 2009 wrote:
Why did he use a pseudonym?
Is he afraid the wu would fuck him up shaolin monk style?
| | Anonymous, on Feb 27, 2009 wrote:
i bet he ddidn’t tell Rza, Gza and Rae that their newest record stinx. | | Anonymous, on Feb 27, 2009 wrote:
it reminds them of smoking the "glass" dick,you dick. | | Anonymous, on Feb 26, 2009 wrote:
weird that sucking on a giant brown cock-like cigars doesn’t remind them of blow jobs, but lightly toking on a glass pipe does...
no homo? | | Anonymous, on Feb 26, 2009 wrote:
christmas blunt with the WU!! jolly jolly fuck you nigga jolly | | Anonymous, on Feb 26, 2009 wrote:
i’ve thrown up so hard from smoking- blunt drunk but unwavering-- the worst.
i don’t even want to smell it anymore | | Anonymous, on Feb 15, 2009 wrote:
like woah | | |
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