OK, maybe it’s time to make this perfectly clear to everyone over 30: You can’t disguise baldness with the close shave (“the millenium comb-over,” as Billy Connolly put it). Even if you put sunglasses on top, no more going to the club (pubs and bars only), your girlfriends all have to be within 5 years of your age (if she’s near 30 it’s time to get married and give her a kid), you need a job outside of the service industry (musician or actor don’t count). And as far as passionately following rave culture goes, you’re kidding right? Comments/Enlarge |
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Hey grup in green, you should be in your pajamas at home with a copy of Fads and Fallacies in the Social Sciences folded on your chest, not sleeping on the road outside the Pissed Jeans show. Comments/Enlarge |
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