 SHOUT AT THE DEVILWill Munro Gets His Knickers In A Twist Over A Lawsuit With Vaseline"When I first got the call from Unilever (the company that makes Vaseline) I knew what it was about, but I wanted to get her to say it out loud." Will Munro is talking to me at four in the morning about an impending lawsuit with a company that makes things slidey. Unilever is concerned about these g... | |
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  THE PUSSY ASS STATELunachicks Squid and Theo Star In The Feel-Good, Wigger-Lesbo Movie Of The Year!In the grand tradition of GB Jones' The Yo-Yo Gang and Katrina Del Mar's Gang Girls 2000, there's a new badass dyke caper in town. It's called Hair Burners and, in the words of its hotshot writer and director/fashion photographer Ned Ambler, it is "retarded." Hair Burners stars NYC punk vets Theo an... | |
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  SKINEMATaking a much-needed break from American live-action porn, I made my way through the hanging beads into the adult section of my local anime store in search of school girls, tentacle penises, atrocious rock music and bad subtitle translations. Wake Up, Aria! scores highly in these four categories, wi... | |
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  THE VICE GUIDE TO TURKISH HOLLYWOODTurkey has had a pretty good track record over the past 500 years. There were the four centuries when they ruled all of Europe via the Ottoman Empire, and then there was the Turkish film boom of the early 1970s. That's enough to make any self-respecting nation proud. No wonder they've been taking a ... | |
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  CAREER DAYCAREER: DOMINATRIX
AUTHOR: MISTRISS ZUHARA
CLIENT: SLAVE HOWARD
Upon welcoming the client, I ask them to fill out a questionaire describing their likes and limitations. I have more than 600 of these forms on file. Their responses are used as a framework for th... | |
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  DON'T CALL IT A CUMBACK70s Punk Chicks Kleenex Get Re-releasedYou know what's really fun? when you think you know everything about something, say a topic like the history of women in punk rock, and you're like "Shit, now I know everything; there's no way I'm ever gonna be pleasantly surprised, let alone completely blown away, ever again. Because I am complete ... | |
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  GAMESToy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!
Platform: Playstation
Publisher: Activision
Developer: Disney/Pixar
Knowing the history of shit that is the "Hollywood film to video game," I was ready to quickly tune out after starting this game. Imagine my surprise to find... | |
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  GET FUCKED THEN FUCK SHIT THE FUCK UPUK Tech House Duo Have Three Meanings For The F-Word"I'm really fed up with all these people," says Nils Hess, the angry half of London tech-housers Get Fucked. He pauses before continuing, so for a second it seems like a sweeping indictment of everyone, everywhere. "All these people," he finally adds, "who are ruining house music."
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  FROM RICHES TO DOO RAGSThe Alchemist Turns Gold Into Hot ShitGrowing up in the 90210 can be a struggle... especially if you want to make it in the rap biz. As a fourteen year-old aspiring MC, The Alchemist couldn't share the mic with DJ Quik or MC Ren, so he formed a group with James Caan's son, called The Whooliganz. They didn't exactly incite race riots, bu... | |
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  TOO DRUNK TO ROCKCrack, Marijuana, Shrooms, Coke, Ecstasy, Mescaline, Anacin and Hennesey Is All The Wu-Tang Clan GotIf crack vials were ghosts, ODB would be Pac-Man. After being caught with a pocket full of marijuana and various other Schedule III narcotics, there's no question where the rapper stands on drug use. He likes it. He'd like to tell us about it too but after evading federal officers and referring to t... | |
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  BLOOD, GUTS AND FJORDSA "Where Are They Now?" On The Bloodiest and Most Violent Music Scene Of All TimeSlathered in a mixture of his own blood and the entrails oozing from an impaled cow's head, Mayhem's front man Maniac writhes around the stage wrapped in barbed wire. Dragging a Scandinavian surgical scalpel deep into his arm, he flings his head back as he barfs the lyrics to "Pure Fucking Armageddo... | |
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