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Bow-ties are almost impossible to pull off without looking like a groom at a Las Vegas wedding or a magician who works children’s parties, but these two faggoty little smart Alecs have nailed it so hard they’re making me wonder what their warm little cocks would feel like in my hand. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Who the fuck are these women? Who the fuck cares! And if the shots these photographers sell for a few dollars apiece to shitty websites with huge readerships never got taken, would anybody hear the cries of their children going hungry? Probably not. Comments/Enlarge | See all











-4953SHOUT AT THE DEVIL
Will Munro Gets His Knickers In A Twist Over A Lawsuit With Vaseline
"When I first got the call from Unilever (the company that makes Vaseline) I knew what it was about, but I wanted to get her to say it out loud." Will Munro is talking to me at four in the morning about an impending lawsuit with a company that makes things sli...READ MORE
-4952STEADY BOMBIN'

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-4951THE PUSSY ASS STATE
Lunachicks Squid and Theo Star In The Feel-Good, Wigger-Lesbo Movie Of The Year!
In the grand tradition of GB Jones' The Yo-Yo Gang and Katrina Del Mar's Gang Girls 2000, there's a new badass dyke caper in town. It's called Hair Burners and, in the words of its hotshot writer and director/fashion photographer Ned Ambler, it is "retarded." ...READ MORE
-4950SKINEMA

Taking a much-needed break from American live-action porn, I made my way through the hanging beads into the adult section of my local anime store in search of school girls, tentacle penises, atrocious rock music and bad subtitle translations. Wake Up, Aria! sc...READ MORE
-4949THE VICE GUIDE TO TURKISH HOLLYWOOD

Turkey has had a pretty good track record over the past 500 years. There were the four centuries when they ruled all of Europe via the Ottoman Empire, and then there was the Turkish film boom of the early 1970s. That's enough to make any self-respecting nation...READ MORE
-4948CAREER DAY

CAREER: DOMINATRIX
AUTHOR: MISTRISS ZUHARA
CLIENT: SLAVE HOWARD

Upon welcoming the client, I ask them to fill out a questionaire describing their likes and limitations. I have more than 600 of these forms on file. Their ...READ MORE
-4947DON'T CALL IT A CUMBACK
70s Punk Chicks Kleenex Get Re-released
You know what's really fun? when you think you know everything about something, say a topic like the history of women in punk rock, and you're like "Shit, now I know everything; there's no way I'm ever gonna be pleasantly surprised, let alone completely blown ...READ MORE
-4946GAMES
Toy Story 2: Buzz Lightyear to the Rescue!, Quake 3 Arena & Spyro II
TOY STORY 2: BUZZ LIGHTYEAR TO THE RESCUE!
Knowing the history of shit that is the "Hollywood film to video game," I was ready to quickly tune out after starting this game. Imagine my surprise to find that this wasn't just another Home Alone 2. Dec...READ MORE
-4945GET FUCKED THEN FUCK SHIT THE FUCK UP
UK Tech House Duo Have Three Meanings For The F-Word
"I'm really fed up with all these people," says Nils Hess, the angry half of London tech-housers Get Fucked. He pauses before continuing, so for a second it seems like a sweeping indictment of everyone, everywhere. "All these people," he finally adds, "who are...READ MORE
-4944FROM RICHES TO DOO RAGS
The Alchemist Turns Gold Into Hot Shit
Growing up in the 90210 can be a struggle... especially if you want to make it in the rap biz. As a fourteen year-old aspiring MC, The Alchemist couldn't share the mic with DJ Quik or MC Ren, so he formed a group with James Caan's son, called The Whooliganz. T...READ MORE
-4943TOO DRUNK TO ROCK
Crack, Marijuana, Shrooms, Coke, Ecstasy, Mescaline, Anacin and Hennesey Is All The Wu-Tang Clan Got
If crack vials were ghosts, ODB would be Pac-Man. After being caught with a pocket full of marijuana and various other Schedule III narcotics, there's no question where the rapper stands on drug use. He likes it. He'd like to tell us about it too but after eva...READ MORE
-4942BLOOD, GUTS AND FJORDS
A "Where Are They Now?" On The Bloodiest and Most Violent Music Scene Of All Time
Slathered in a mixture of his own blood and the entrails oozing from an impaled cow's head, Mayhem's front man Maniac writhes around the stage wrapped in barbed wire. Dragging a Scandinavian surgical scalpel deep into his arm, he flings his head back as he bar...READ MORE