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I’ve got no clue what homos are planning to do with marriage once they’ve gotten the go-ahead, but considering the tan-creamed, Malibu-Barbie tumor we’ve let it become, they’ve got their work cut out for them. Comments/Enlarge | See all


They’re fighting for a world where annoying first year at college know-it-alls can wear popsicle boxes as hats without me wanting to beat them to death even though they’re a girl. Comments/Enlarge | See all











-4973WHAT'S UP WITH THAT?
The Alluring Allure Of Garbage Art
It is perhaps time to re-evaluate the standards of merit applied in the criticism of contemporary visual arts. Take painting, for example. It can be argued that the works of the established pantheon (your Picassos, Van Goghs and Matisses) simply do not harbor ...READ MORE
-4972DEAR DIARY
Entry: January 15, 1982
DIARY ENTRY:
JANUARY 15, 1982

I finished the book East of Eden and I saw the movie but I think the book will stick with me longer than the movie. But I must say Jane Seymour is so beautiful as Katherine. She had long hair down to her bum and I...READ MORE
-4971TOKYO IS A MADHOUSE!
A Madhouse
When I first met NIGO, the Japanese designer guy that does Bathing Ape I thought to myself "ugh." I may not know that many people in Tokyo but do I really want to hook up with Nigo? The messiah for the balding underground? All the charming has-beens from Futur...READ MORE
-4970GAMES
Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2, D2 & Royal Rumble
TONY HAWK''S PRO SKATER 2<>
Since I was one of the reigning champs at the last THPS party we had, I figured the sequel would be more of the same and I would quickly be in need of some human competition after breezing through all the levels. Like a stup...READ MORE
-4969THE VICE GUIDE TO EXTREME PUNISHMENT

After getting grounded by our moms a bunch of times for doing basically nothing (oh, I'm two hours past curfew and now I can't leave the house for a whole week - that's really fair - NICE!) we decided to look into what other people get punished for. We broke i...READ MORE
-4968GIVIN' UP FOOD FOR FUNK
Tracking Down The Legends Of The 70s And Eating Yams
I've spent a lot of time over the past four years traveling throughout America's Southern and Midwestern states searching for seemingly insignificant pieces of funk vinyl and I've learned this much: if you go to a city and take the time to hunt down a bonafide...READ MORE
-4967DEEP THROAT PUKING
Making a Porn Video With the Smut Peddlers
Ever since Tommy Boy act Pimpadelic came out with the upsettingly distasteful video for "Caught It From Me," hip hop porn fans from Watts to Bed-Stuy have been wanting to see something really obscene. Now that snorting coke off strippers' asses and then throwi...READ MORE
-4966GIMME SHELTER
Sensational Don't Need No Home, Boy
Ever since he's been living on the street, things have been going great for rapper Sensational. "Now things is getting incorporated, things is getting upgraded," he says. "From Pumas to Bentleys, from gold to platinum, diamonds. Y'know what I'm saying?"
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-4965LIKE FATHER LIKE SON
Homebrew, Ice-Picks and Dirty Old Men in a Canadian Penitentiary
It was an hour until the 11 o'clock count and the Newfies were still in the TV room dipping their cups into the bottom of that gutbucket of raisin brew. The noise level was way too high and Radar, an old-line screw, was punching the clock at the end of the tie...READ MORE
-4964I WAS A TEENAGE LOT LIZARD
Writer JT Leroy On Being A Transvestite Truck-Stop Prostitute
By now, everybody knows twenty year-old writer JT Leroy. His recently published autobiographical debut novel, Sarah, is a vivid account of the time Leroy spent blowing truckers and wearing pink miniskirts while hustling and hitchhiking through West Virginia. I...READ MORE