 MY MOM SHOT ME
The worst trip I've ever been on in my whole life was a couple of months ago when I went back to visit my family in Fruitvale, British Columbia. Fruitvale is a small village in the West Kootenays of interior B.C. where they brew Kokanee beer. When I went to pa...READ MORE |
  DEAR DIARY
I just got back from the Fiddling Contest and it was great! It was me Christine (Sharon's friend) Sharon and Lisa. I also saw Sandra. Guess who she's in love with? Russ. I could kill her to death. I know she's just playing around like she always does. And now ...READ MORE |
 RAW FISH
Japan's I.K.U. is the First Porno That Doesn't Suck
Arigato! This is the future: the world as we know it is on the verge of becoming a universal fuck-bucket that is downloadable over the Internet. We are all robots. Sex and computers have meshed into one, masturbation has become a high art and cyber-sex is a sp...READ MORE |
 NURSEX
A Monthly Look at What Ails You.
Rosacea is the bat-like spread of papules and pustules across a person's nose, cheeks and chin. While often referred to as adult acne, rosacea is actually a vascular condition attributed to excessive flushing and blushing. It most commonly appears on Caucasian...READ MORE |
 KISS MY WHITE TECHNO ASS
Latin Terrorist Kid606 Likes His Booty Bass Rawer Than Anal Sex
If you airlifted a stack of techno equipment into South Central LA, spent a year training disenfranchised shortys and then initiated a full-on race war riot, you'd have a Kid606 track. Formerly a gabba specialist and package-mailer with the folks over at Vinyl...READ MORE |
 GAMES
Grind Session
GRIND SESSION
Grind Session feels like a game made by your parents. As soon as you reach the startup options screen, GS earns a grin - move the cursor up and down and your actions are followed by the jewa-jewa, zigga-zigga sounds of stereotype scra...READ MORE |
 SPEED FREAKS AND ROBOTS
Chicks On Speed Invent A One-Button Machine That Will Do Everything
So you start a band, right? If you call it something like The Jimi Hendrix Experience or, say, Chicks On Speed, then it logically follows that groupies will bring you lots of pure acid or freshly-cooked bathtub speed at your gigs. It's called showbiz and it ru...READ MORE |
 MY FIRST STABBING
Hustles, Murders And Bank Robberies in East LA
I am 40 years-old. I'm on parole. I was born in East Los Angeles in the 60s. My older brother was what you'd call a cholo and from a young age, I knew I wanted to be like that. I wanted to be a thug.
MOVIN' ON UP
I remember my first st...READ MORE |
 BUBBLICIOUS
Blowin' Up With Georgia's Favorite Trend: Balloon Sluts
Peeping toms, leather-fanciers, foot-fetishists and other 20th century oddballs are, as Tres Lude would put it, "like Tab motherfucker, yo they ass be out." These days, the freakazoids are keeping esoteric specialization mad real. They are lusting after mid...READ MORE |
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