DOS & DON'TS

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  If you've ever heard someone going off about how "the kids these days" are all boring, attention-starved pains in the ass and been like "Who is this guy even talking about?" we're pretty sure this is them.
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  Here’s an argument for letting your kids do drugs at the earliest age possible. When people get into drugs too late in life they amalgamate all the things the desperate teenage drug addicts who runaway to the big city at 15 do; complete with the old "getting an STD on their first week in the big city from the Polish waiter" chestnut.
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