“Heeeyyyy you guyysss were awwwessome. I’ve been coming to this place every single night for 15 yearssh and you remind me of the first time I saw Oasshhsishh. Do you have a PR? I can be your PR girl. I know Courtney Love. Hey wait! Where are you going? Come back!”
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It’s hard to tell if this guy is leading a disgruntled factory worker rally for better wages or performing karaoke at one of those latino sweet 16s where the girl dresses like a princess. Either way he’s got a classic mustache and is El Salvadorable.
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