DOS & DON'TS

You can’t tell because he’s in a nightclub in this photo, but that camouflage renders him virtually invisible when he’s hanging out in a playground full of ten-year-old boys. Comments/Enlarge | See all

Religion is for dumb people who don’t sweat the details, but if you have to choose why not go for one of those Southeast Asian ones where you get to dress like a banana king and live till you’re 100 years old?
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