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DIE ANTWOORD

Zef So Fresh

INTERVIEW BY DYLAN CULHANE
PHOTOGRAPHS BY XANDRE KRIEL


Nobody really understands Die Antwoord. All we really have to go on is that they’re a ‘next level rap-rave krew’ comprised of a skinny white MC with a box cut and Pollsmoor chappies and a potty-mouthed, bottle-blonde bitchette in gold spandex, often joined on stage by Mitchell’s Plain gangster rappers and a DJ with progeria syndrome. Oh, and since debuting earlier this year they’ve wrangled up an aggressively dedicated legion of fans who generally shout along to every single track at live shows, punch random strangers in the face and then pass out in a steaming puddle of Jägermesiter vomit. Do the disgruntled Afrikaans youth of our land have a new pair of anti-heroes to worship? That is the rhetorical question we’ll lead in with.

VICE: An introduction please.
Ninja:
Yo, wat pomp? I’m Ninja (shows tattoo on hand), and this is my homegirl Yo-Landi Vi$$er. We’re kicking it here by Snoekies, at the harbour in Houtbaai.
Yo-Landi: That’s right. Just eating a chip roll and some fish.

How’s your day working out so far?
Ninja:
Fokken lekker. I just made up this track today thinking of that whole Yin-Yang concept we were talking about. The lyrics was going something like, um… Yin, Yang/Yin, Yang/Good, Bad/Happy, Sad/Kwaai, Kak/Life’s tough (beat box)… It’s gonna be duidelik.

Right. So, are you hip-hop or what?
Ninja:
Ja we’re from the hip-hop family, but we do rap-rave next level shit. Die Antwoord started with my one homeboy, DJ Hi-Tek (shows tattoo on hand)—He’s got his own PC computer and he makes basically like phat rap-rave beats. I was checking out his shit, and we started making some beats, you know, next level shit. So then I was speaking to my homegirl Yo-Landi, you know she’s got some funk and super flavour, so we started with a kind of, like, 2Unlimited, C+C Music Factory kind of thing… but a bit more gangster, with a street edge. Then we found out you can put the songs for free on the interweb, no problem. Now the album’s pumping worldwide, like some next-level futuristic shit. Scotland, Amsterdam, Tokyo, Japan… In like, one second we’re in the overseas, it’s instant—like the matrix.

Umm, rave’s been a bit quiet lately.
Yo-Landi:
It’s never been quiet in our homes.
Ninja: Here in South Africa the taxis play rave music fokken loud my bru. You can hear it from the next city when the taxi comes through, you hear DOOM DOOM DOOM—they gooi the rap-rave megamixes pumping like a nightclub. So my main inspiration is the taxis. The whole album is based on the sound it’s gonna make when it’s pumping through a taxi—It’s that high energy shit you can’t compare.
Yo-Landi: Our whole philosophy basically is, like, drive fast and play kak music loud. It’s a zef rap-rave jol, with lasers, smoke machines, 3D graphics, rappers… and everyone’s gonna be there.

Zef?
Ninja:
Zef is our flavour, our style. It means fucking cool. But even more cool than fucking cool. No one can fuck with your shit. Zef’s the ultimate style, basically.

You reckon zef rap-rave in Afrikaans has any potential beyond, say Sunnyside or Parow?
Ninja:
Our first album we decided to dig into our own personal flavour and just keep it real you know, and represent where we’re coming from and how we speak. The next album we’re working on is called Ten$ion, and on this album we want to rap more like tour guides of South Africa, like maintain our SA style and flavour but still bring it for people in the overseas to understand… with like 95% English and then just a bit of Afrikaans
Yo-Landi: Afrikaans for all the swearing bits.
Ninja: To sum it all up, in this place, South Africa, you get a lot of different things: whites, coloureds, English, Afrikaans, Xhosa, Zulu, watookal—I’m like all these different things, all these different people, fucked into one person.

That may be true sir, but nobody from South Africa ever really makes it overseas. You do realise that?
Ninja:
Ja, check it, but it’s like the long distance runners from Ethiopia—they always come to the Olympics and fuck everyone up heavy! Now why is that possible my blaar? It’s ‘cos in Ethiopia the air is fucking thin. There’s like fuck-all air there basically, so when they come to the levels of the Olympics they’ve got like super oxygenated lungs and fuck everyone up ten-nil. So that’s basically how I’m feeling about this; South Africa’s the fucking shit. All my inspiration, all my funk, all my flavour is from here but also we’re training at minimum oxygen levels, so I’m basically like a Ethiopian runner just waiting for the fucking Olympics. Give me the mic, give me the baton and we’ll see whose gonna take these motherfuckers out. I’m feeling that shit, I’ve got fucking goosebumps my bru.
Yo-Landi: Mmm, these pickled onions are very nice
Ninja: Ja these onions are pumping.



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Anonymous, on Nov 8, 2009 wrote:
@Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
haha they taking the poes of you boere. dude can’t rap.....how can you say that he cant rap? got the sickest flow ever as waddy, in max normal or as ninja.. you rap in english and local venac and make it rhyme and sound as sick as he does and then make comments like that.. you’re obviously a sick rapper because you wont even put your name on here.. hater!
Anonymous, on Oct 16, 2009 wrote:
i co-sign with the comment below...
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
If the future proves me wrong, then so be it; but in my opinion this is just another of Waddy Jones “incarnations” that won’t last that long.
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2009 wrote:
So fucking zef, London ;)
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
that’s the best white boy flat top since world war II. maybe longer.
turd to your mother, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
whoa -> www.apartmentstudios.net/2009/01/29/die-antwoord/
Anonymous, on Oct 13, 2009 wrote:
Best band in SA by miles at the moment
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
why dont yous loss london and come back home romeo?
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
fokken lakka!
die antwoord = life
ninja is one funny guy
ethiopian part killed me
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
who’s writing these comments?
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
Die Antwoord is the shit!
...they must come to Berlin!!!
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
haha they taking the poes of you boere. dude can’t rap.
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
i think they suck donkey ballas!
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
Die Antwoord should come to London! There’s more zef afrikaners here than in Sunnyside my bru. We’re dying for some home-grown zefgeid.
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
go ninja go!!
yin to the yang!!
Anonymous, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
The Interviewer should be shot with his arrogant questions like "you know nobody from South Africa ever really makes it overseas..." So what!? DIE ANTWOORD IS proudly South African, like Fokofpolisiekar..but only zeffer! en meer GEVAARLIK!! They don’t need to make it overseas! They’re the SHIT here already and that’s the way I like it! HEPA! Ninja en Yo-landi, julle is die rofste gangsters ooits!! Keep it up!
coxy, on Oct 12, 2009 wrote:
Fuck yes! DIE ANTWOORD are fucking sick mate!
Anonymous, on Oct 11, 2009 wrote:
i wish waddy would go to pollsmoor once. then come talk this kak to me. gimmick rap
Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote:
puma cufflinks?
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
Yo-Landi and Ninja? what a dynamic duo
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
thats one meaaan crew cut
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
rap rave? thats a real thing?
Anonymous, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
his tattoo says pretty wise but it screams the opposite.
dingo dick, on Oct 7, 2009 wrote:
god, entertainment centers are like the dinosaurs of the late 80s.
Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2009 wrote:
" Yin, Yang/Yin, Yang/Good, Bad/Happy, Sad/Kwaai, Kak/Life’s tough (beat box)"


haha. oh man. cant wait to hear that song when its done
Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2009 wrote:
those are some of the worst tattoos i have seen
Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2009 wrote:
mmmm. love that camel toe

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