SHOT BY KERNPhotos by Richard KernPublished August, 2009
Zaida is a hyper-intelligent half-Egyptian New York City native with two shrinks for parents. She just got back from Cairo, speaks multiple languages, and is doing hands-on research with monkeys this summer because she wants to learn more about primate interaction and relationships and how they might apply to humans.
And she smokes pot. Um, how much of the entire package is that? Pretty much all of it. Hello, new favorite Shot by Kern girl.
See a lot more of Zaida on Shot by Kern this month on VBS.TV.
See all articles by this contributor Anonymous, on Feb 8, 2010 wrote: she is so beautiful |  |
| peat, on Feb 7, 2010 wrote: this chick is super hot. i would love to find a girl like this.
as far as everyone complaining about her being on a toilet bowl. i never noticed that i was too busy paying attention to the beautiful naked girl in the picture.
also i once heard a guy talking about liking underarm hair and i thought he was insane, he kept trying to convince me that sometimes it was hot, and i said never. well i stand corrected, sometimes like on this girl, its kinda hot.. |  | Anonymous, on Feb 6, 2010 wrote: I really like this photo and the way the model looks. She has a "real" look instead of the pumped up fake blonds with footballs on their chests. |  | Anonymous, on Feb 4, 2010 wrote: This is garbage |  | Anonymous, on Jan 25, 2010 wrote: that is what real breasts look like- if you see tight-titties then they are fake titties, fool. |  | Anonymous, on Jan 25, 2010 wrote: it’s sexy because smart girls pee after the deed is done... duh. |  | Anonymous, on Jan 16, 2010 wrote: the armpit hair kinda through me a curve, but that ass redeemed it. |  | Anonymous, on Dec 31, 2009 wrote: Will somebody please explain to me why people think photos of chicks on toilets is sexy? It’s fucking disgusting. I don’t care how hot the girl is. |  | Anonymous, on Dec 25, 2009 wrote: she’s only on the toilet because she wants me to fuck the shit out of her |  | Anonymous, on Dec 23, 2009 wrote: there was on time that i killed a rat and i look at its inside it made me horny and i fucked its insides and that day when i was bursting in this animal which i never gave a name, whos voice would never be heard there after a song rang out ....... tits |  | Anonymous, on Dec 23, 2009 wrote: vice is stupid lets get real they want you to think the shit they post is quality but its not its a bunch of shit with a lame story behind it just more internet wank shit, nothing you need to put more thought then a monkey into |  |
| Dean Moriarty, on Dec 22, 2009 wrote: yeah, i’m not down with the chick-on-a-toilet thing, but whoever says she’s nasty has probably only fucked internet porn. |  | Anonymous, on Dec 16, 2009 wrote: Her tits are loose and she has a gut. No women is sexy on top of a toilet |  |
| Nizzbot, on Dec 7, 2009 wrote: Great, now I’m going to get turned on by the smell of shit stank. |  | Anonymous, on Dec 2, 2009 wrote: what a brain-dead fucking idiot! |  | Anonymous, on Dec 1, 2009 wrote: just two pictures? Share the pearls, Mr. Kern. |  | Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2009 wrote: the toilet seat is up! |  | Anonymous, on Nov 4, 2009 wrote: Sprrroing |  | Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote: I love 21 year old BOYS comments who think that because they beat off to Maxim that, that is the way every girl looks! |  |
| duck duck goose, on Oct 29, 2009 wrote: so glad i came back for another look. i can’t put a finger on what it is about her but goddamn... |  | Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote: She was gorgeous ’til she opened her mouth. A more exotic, ethnic Paris Hilton. |  | Anonymous, on Oct 28, 2009 wrote: Who ever thinks this girl is not very attractive is either a closet homo or a straight up douche with an ugly girl friend. |  | Anonymous, on Oct 27, 2009 wrote: Marry me, you egyptian angel. |  | Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2009 wrote: boring. i’ve seen better. |  | Anonymous, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote: This woman is amazing. I really like how she is cultured and is not afraid to show what momma gave her. I don’t mind that she smokes. What the F is wrong with that. Hit me up Ziada if your ever in the Monterey Peninsula. You won’t be dissapointted. |  |
| DMc, on Oct 8, 2009 wrote: Um, yeah. I’m totally ready to be the toilet in this situation. Come on Zaida, place your rosy, warm cheeks upon me and just let go. |  | Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2009 wrote: did she fart! did she just fart!! i think she did yes she did!!..n thats cutesy cute cute toodles!!!! |  |
| yseson, on Sep 7, 2009 wrote: rich girls titties are as cute as poor girl titties... hmmn interesting. |  | Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2009 wrote: yes, and it also helps if you are fucking gorgeous. |  | Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2009 wrote: everyone is going nuts that she is a girl that smokes weed. is that sexy to men? |  | | Next 30 comments > |
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