SEX SMELLSWe Doused a Nerd in Pheromones to See What Would Happen (Page 2 of 2)
So Phiero makes you bold, eh?
They were two slutty-looking girls in miniskirts and boots and other saucy accessories. They were smiley and seemed to respond to everything, but when Giorgio showed up with the camera they left in a hurry. Another fiasco.
You should’ve gone home with Shrek, stupid.
We tried another venue, but we had pretty low expectations. It was a kebab shop. I found two really pretty girls there. I started chatting them up and then asked them if they could smell anything special in the air. One of them said, “Oh yeah, it’s that pheromone perfume.” She knew about it! I don’t know if her reply meant that there are hundreds of losers who go around doused in this shit, or if she just heard about it somehow. Then their friend came out of the store and she was really attractive. Her name was Katia. I tried to be a bit of a tease and asked her about her horrible tattoo. She didn’t take it the right way. She got really offended, actually.
What was the tattoo of?
One of those shitty hand things.
Oh, sure. A shitty hand thing.
I can’t remember. I was pretty wasted at this point. I think it was a star or something. So we went to a hipster bar. I found a pretty girl with short hair. We hit it off right away. She was digging my erotic scent. But as soon as she saw the camera, she went all Cobrasnake with poses like “Yuck!” and “Whatever” and “Fuck yeah!” It was horrible.
Did you try to take her home anyway?
No. I went home alone and passed out.
So what did you learn? Did this experiment have any scientific value?
No. I think you just invented this bullshit to humiliate me.
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 Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
i wanna see a picture of the shrek girl | | Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
glad to see the guys still smiling after he pukes till he bleeds out of his nose. what a trooper... | | Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
dude. that chandelier is make from cups. sorry, off topic, but christ. only in la (or italy). | | Anonymous, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
Did you know a recent study showed that the smell of farts is an aphrodesiac? No shit. | |
| TheDon, on Jul 7, 2009 wrote:
its hard enough for an ugly dude to get ass without someone creepily taking a picture everytime he comes close...cant blame it all on him | |
| bum tickler, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote:
try giving them cocaine to smell. they really like that. | |
| donaghy, on Jul 2, 2009 wrote:
if you did this again and made him look filthy rich you’d get drastically different results. | | Anonymous, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote:
you’ve never had puke come out your nose? YOU’VE NEVER HAD PUKE COME OUT YOUR NOSE??? | | Anonymous, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote:
how does puking and nose blood vessels connect?? very strange | | Anonymous, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote:
pheromones aren’t real. you cant make an ugly person attractive by dousing them in perfume...you just cant | |
| skidmarx, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote:
he should have gone with sex panther. it’s made from real bits of panther. | |
| komodo, on Jun 30, 2009 wrote:
i hope this guy one day finds his laura palmer and stops wearing scents immediately. | | Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2009 wrote:
Humans lost the gene for the VMO? Not actually the case. Doctors recently found it again - and the nerve which leads to it. (That, and if that’s the case, tell me why I can tell you when/if a woman will ovulate, and if she’s pregnant just by sniffing her head). | | Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2009 wrote:
OK, so the cameras destroyed the experiment and you kept going with them for no reason. Science? Dude, do it again on your own and then get interviewed. | | Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2009 wrote:
Humans can’t detect pheromones. Recent research shows that at about the same time our primate ancestors gained color vision, they also lost the genes for so-called vomeronasal organ (VNO) receptors, the organ responsible for detecting pheromones in the animal kingdom. There is also no real evidence that humans even produce pheromones. Nobody has ever found a molecule or compound that can be definitively identified as one. This guy was doused in nothing more than B.O. | | Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2009 wrote:
Look, this short lived project proves nothing. Try it under "realistic" circumstances, then post it.....drunken dbags with no alcohol tolerance with OR without magic scent get hand jobs from overweight chicks... | |
| jnevs, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
This guy is hilarious he needs his own tv show. I cant believe he fell busted his nose open then threw up so hard he busted blood vessels... i wish i coulda seen that | | Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
this kid could smell like beckhams grundle i still wouldnt go near him. | | Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
puking to the point of breaking a bloodvessel in the nose. that is rough. id stay away from that gook | | Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
If the girl looked like Shrek, it probably wasnt the pheromones. Ugly chicks want lovin too. He shouldve given it to her. | | Anonymous, on Jun 25, 2009 wrote:
if youre puking so hard you bursting blood vessels, youre probably in no shape to pick up chicks | | Anonymous, on Jun 23, 2009 wrote:
Brilliance with regards to the comment below. I move to BUMP *BBS*. | | Anonymous, on Jun 19, 2009 wrote:
scumnation says ’just be an animal with animal smells if she’s in heat she won’t give a fuck about how your smelling’ | | Anonymous, on Jun 18, 2009 wrote:
@anonymous dont you mean beef curtains.... | | Anonymous, on Jun 18, 2009 wrote:
kebabs stand for so much more in europe, get past the meat flaps and it is all plain sailing...... | | Anonymous, on Jun 18, 2009 wrote:
haha youve got to love this guy, its hilarious, he knew this was going to be a farce so did what everyone should do and got completely blazeboats and made a dick of himself. nothing but love for him.. | | Anonymous, on Jun 16, 2009 wrote:
his nose looks like cocaine abuse | | |
| skidmarx, on Jun 16, 2009 wrote:
getting himself in vice will do more for his sexlife than any cologne ever will. | | Anonymous, on Jun 16, 2009 wrote:
gay | |
| lazy eyez killa, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote:
let’s get real. he isn’t don juan and he’s super into twin peaks (that’s cool, i love the peaks myself, but hang in there with me). he could douse his dick in potpourri made of angel farts and still not get the kind of girls he’s going after here. let him get sweaty at a comic convention and he’s getting so much poon his dick will need a week break. | | | Next 30 comments > |
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