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Can you imagine what it feels like to go from the James Dean of Shanxi Province to the laughingstock of Dolores Park in the space of a single plane ride? It's like realizing the whole room knows you're stoned, only instead of six or seven people you thought were your friends, it's an entire culture. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I wish I could tell you whether or not this Venice Beach Robocop’s legs were going “kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt kzzzzzzzt” with each step, but it was hard to hear over the sound of my mouth going “Haaaaa Haaaa Haaaa Haaaa.” Comments/Enlarge | See all






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Comments

Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2009 wrote:
i don’t get it
Chloro-Phil, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
I still like the Liquid Asshole Destroyer better but this is excellent too. He keeps getting better.
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2009 wrote:
This is the funniest cartoon ever. I was a fan of the ’liquid asshole destroyer’ the other month, but this is insane.
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
The table is the rapist. It keeps appearing and disappearing, much like a rapist.
Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2009 wrote:
r@pe?
duck duck goose, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote:
i hope it was her in disguise.
rufiomania, on Jun 29, 2009 wrote:
you’re a joke, assmuncher. you nimrods that don’t understand j. ryan make me want to 100% all of you repeatedly.
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
Was this supposed to be a joke?
Anonymous, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
it was iight
rufiomania, on Jun 26, 2009 wrote:
oh johnny, i need a coloring book goddammit.
Cucamonga, on Jun 23, 2009 wrote:
Love it. Ryan is the best.
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
shes got some nice big boobs.
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
this has to be johnny ryan’s cleanest comic. no nudity, no bodily fluids, and a limited amount of profanity.
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
for some reason the 100% part is the tidbit that makes this hilarious. without it, it’s just another random comic.
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
This really hits home.
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
How is this funny?
lazy eyez killa, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
if i was anally r@ped i don’t think i would want to poop for a very long time. i would definitely skip my next prostate exam.
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
ten minutes passed from frame one to frame three. this conversation was longer and more awkward than i believed.
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
shouldn’t he be sleeping on his stomach?
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
you could change the title box to a number of other things and this would work just as well. bravo.
lowbrow, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
are you asswipes finally converting to ryan? i’m telling you, i hated him at first but now it’s the first thing i look for when i get a print issue. right to the back for the ryan comic. it will happen, you just wait.
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
first time he’s made me laugh
Anonymous, on Jun 21, 2009 wrote:
yer such a lyre
Anonymous, on Jun 21, 2009 wrote:
Where’s the rest of it?!
Anonymous, on Jun 21, 2009 wrote:
You made Sam Henderson cry!
Anonymous, on Jun 21, 2009 wrote:
I like the notion of putting more realism in your comics, Johnny. That whole sthick about showing surreal perveted stuff got old years ago. No offence.
Anonymous, on Jun 21, 2009 wrote:
kuh-lassic.

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