DOS & DON'TS

All those Orange County moms with their fake tits and orange tans are gross and everything (can you believe they call themselves MILFs?) but at least they’re women. What is it with Europeans where, outside of a few Italian aristocrats, they ALL turn into Boris Yeltsin? It’s like Al Queda took over and turned them all into human burqas so we won’t be tempted.
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You can dress up a track suit in all the jewelry and stupid Polish shoes you want. You’re still wearing a textile designed for sluts, fat people, exhausted moms, and the unemployed.
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VICE COMICS

By Matthew Thurber

Published June, 2009

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Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote: vice should put together all of its comics and make a giant book. what a good toilet read that would be

Anonymous, on Jul 6, 2009 wrote: I like the whole color scheme going on here...kinda cool

	donaghy, on Jul 2, 2009 wrote: comix don’t need points. he had me at philip gay dick.

Anonymous, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote: maybe im just tired but i missed the entire point of this comic. still nicely drawn.

Anonymous, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote: slumra building looks a lot like gonzo.

	The Host, on Jul 1, 2009 wrote: The layout of page five is great.

	rufiomania, on Jun 29, 2009 wrote: i think the train is supposed to symbolize a dick right? definitely.

Anonymous, on Jun 28, 2009 wrote: totally rad awesome.

Anonymous, on Jun 28, 2009 wrote: Awezome as always, Matthew!!!!!!

Anonymous, on Jun 28, 2009 wrote: thiz zhid roggzzzzz

	Hypothete, on Jun 28, 2009 wrote: Exciting. Yume Nikki meets Jim Woodring.

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DOS & DON'TS

VICE COMICS

By Matthew Thurber

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