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Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa. Not trying to tell you what you can and can’t do with that face, but maybe you should leave the tricycling through the Red Light district in a raincoat to someone a shade less skeezy. Right now you’re making my ass clench so hard I’m worried my next dump will be glass. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Meanwhile, the direct marketers of the world still look like they made their mom drop them off around the corner. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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Anonymous, on Nov 20, 2009 wrote:
"Liquid Asshole Destroyer"

LOL.
Anonymous, on Nov 2, 2009 wrote:
disgusting, as well as the magazine itself.
Anonymous, on Oct 30, 2009 wrote:
whate a waste of computer space
Anonymous, on Oct 14, 2009 wrote:
your mean people. johnny ryan is fuuunnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
I bet all these Johnny Ryan haters are really boring nerds who are bad at sex
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
can’t johnny ryan please stick to waxing his boss’ asshole and stop doing these "comics"? or at least die painfully and alone of some kind of cancer? much appreciated!
Anonymous, on Jul 11, 2009 wrote:
Scumnation says ’ and i always thought that Big John Holmes the gay icon with the 13" cock was the liquid asshole destroyer
b3nn3, on Jul 4, 2009 wrote:
is john. is good.
Anonymous, on Jul 2, 2009 wrote:
that was fucking platinum
Anonymous, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote:
oh you were all so wrong about johnny ryan
Anonymous, on Jun 11, 2009 wrote:
amazing.
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
Holy crap thats hilarious. Cracked up at the second to last panel "Get it in there real good" but the last panel? Tears coming down. How can people hate this guy?
Anonymous, on Jun 6, 2009 wrote:
I laughed out loud!!!
i am aggy, on Jun 1, 2009 wrote:
haha LIQUID ASSHOLE DESTROYER!
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
the johnny ryan haters can’t even enjoy an entire strip making light of how much people hate johnny ryan. you guys are boring as fuck.
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
I don’t hate johnny ryan because it is stupid, gratuitously offensive, or due to the frequent racism; all these would be OK if any of the jokes were actually funny in any way at all ever (even a tiny tiny little bit).
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
Why did he spare us the sight of a gaping, corroded t’aint in the last panel?
Anonymous, on May 23, 2009 wrote:
I go to bed every night praying that Johnny Ryan gets some terrible disease and dies a sad, long winded, painful and lonely death...
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote:
Yo, Ryan is the king of punchlines!!! sometimes i think i might keel over dead from a good "johnny punch", im a get comic reading life insurance before the next one comes out!!!!
Anonymous, on May 20, 2009 wrote:
You killed it Ryan.
Anonymous, on May 20, 2009 wrote:
Fuckin’ gold.
Anonymous, on May 17, 2009 wrote:
I’ve seen better punchlines at Kmart!
Anonymous, on May 17, 2009 wrote:
yess, this is great. i love it i love so much.
Anonymous, on May 17, 2009 wrote:
it was funny, but there could have been a much better punchline than liquid asshole destroyer
Anonymous, on May 17, 2009 wrote:
ehehe
Anonymous, on May 17, 2009 wrote:
no you’re fucking not
i love his comics too
so
don’t talk shit
aight?
Anonymous, on May 17, 2009 wrote:
I feel like I’m the only one who loves his comics.
Anonymous, on May 17, 2009 wrote:
liquid asshole destroyer
ahahahahahaaaahah
fuck
that’s a fucking punchline
Anonymous, on May 17, 2009 wrote:
tres hilarious. nice stub’s y’all.
Anonymous, on May 17, 2009 wrote:
I tought the editor in chief of johnny Ryan was a retarded monkey. Would have made much more sense why the comics pass.
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