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FAMOUS FOR
HAVING AN ASS

Watermelon Woman Is
Brazil’s National Fruit

INTERVIEW BY CHRISTIANO ABRAHAO

The only person who loves Andressa Soares’s butt more than Brazil’s sun-soaked masses and us is Andressa Soares. She’s really into it. And for good reason: Her ass has catapulted the charming Rio-born girl from bit parts in music videos into the pop-star spotlight as the overendowed Watermelon Woman. Devoted fans now flock to her concerts, paparazzi stalk her every move, and crazed men and woman paw at her whenever they are able. In case you’re wondering why all the fuss in a country with thousands upon thousands of similarly impressive posteriors: Watermelon Woman’s ass measures a formidable 46 inches around and she can’t stop shaking it, even when she tries to.

Vice: Oi, querida! Please tell us who you are.

Watermelon Woman: My name is Andressa Soares, better known as Mulher Melancia: Watermelon Woman.

How’d you get such an excellent name, and what does it mean?

I was a radio broadcaster, and one day the station posted a picture of me online. Once people saw it they started commenting: “Wow, her bumbum looks like a watermelon! It is really big!” They started teasing me.

What were you doing in this picture?

It was a picture of me at the beach. I was bathing in the sea and my butt was up in the air.

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Comments

Anonymous, on Nov 13, 2009 wrote: I love tht big round latina ass. I would love to just smell it after she shakes it!!!!
Anonymous, on Nov 6, 2009 wrote: Let’s be honest and seperate the boys from the men. Boys will say things like "she’s fat", full of silicon, wonder about her taking a dump, etc. The men say she’s damn hot! Damn hot! Best body I’ve seen for a long time and certainly the best ass anyone has seen...ever!
Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote: "SHAKE WHAT YA MOMMA GAVE YA!!!" Who is her momma, Mrs. Pillsbury Doughboy?
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote: SHAKE WHAT YA MOMMA GAVE YA!!!
	gremlin5, on Sep 28, 2009 wrote: I kinda worry that my dick would not be long enough to hit that doggy-style
Anonymous, on Sep 8, 2009 wrote: if great = large, then yes. if great = attractive, then no. to each his own, though.
Anonymous, on Sep 5, 2009 wrote: thats a great ass
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote: Well, if her ass is fake, how do you explain those thighs and hips? I would hit that for hours, from the back of course.
Anonymous, on Aug 26, 2009 wrote: eu tenho nojo dessa gorda
Anonymous, on Jul 10, 2009 wrote: She looks great as she is well toned and firm despite her size.
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote: gross
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote: i dont have any word express ur figure so fabulous
Anonymous, on Jun 18, 2009 wrote: i’d hit it
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote: she is not the only one... there are more of these where that came from.... i fell in love and stayed in rio... i bought a beachfront home at www.investmentsonthebeach.com
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote: MAMAAAAAASITA!
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote: "People still does not know if that thing is sylicon or for real, because there are so many ladies doing plastic surgery now...in Brazil you can pay in 24 or more monthly installments and change everything in your body..." Seriously? What happens if you miss a payment? Do they repo your ass?
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote: This woman is not talented and fairly simple. However, she is also one of the hottest girls I’ve ever seen. I’ll take her over Paris Hilton any fuckin day. Unpretentious, hot as fuck.
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote: Im brazilian and the true is: She is a fat pig girl.
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote: Vocês são tudo puta e viado, não gostar de melancia é coisa de retardado! Com esse rabão todo! Devem ter o pau pequeno, no mínimo! hahaaha
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote: Muy riquisima esta muñeca...muy linda
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote: well, she is a funny girl but to me she nneds to lose some weight..she will be fine as long as she does not visit Thailand and engage in ...well,you know....weird things happen to famous people in that country, look what happen to poor kids, what happened to Carradine... harold
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote: People still does not know if that thing is sylicon or for real, because there are so many ladies doing plastic surgery now...in Brazil you can pay in 24 or more monthly installments and change everything in your body... look at all the movie stars, actresses, actors, Americans get old quickly just take a look at ABC videos with famous actresses in US and UK and their struggle against weight, wrinkles, Brazilian woman at 60, 70 years old still look good, they take supplements, they go to gyms, they walk or buy good creams if they do not have much money !!! You can break your neck looking at women at the beach... WOW!!! I married one and oh...boy she is still pretty!!!
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote: She is too rich now to make porn and she seeems o be a simple person despite her body...let her enjoy her fame and then marry a soccer player or a musician as Carla Perez or Sheila Carvalho did...
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote: id fuck that until shit came out. how can anyone fucking ’hate’ on that. fucking hell, its all about the booty
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote: she looks fine. if you don’t like meat on a girl, go for that child porn looking asian chick in that disgusting american apparel ad on this site.
Anonymous, on Jun 6, 2009 wrote: I’d hit it. Most of the haters are either poofters who like women built like 10 year old boys (which could mean they’re closet pedos), or virgins who will remain that way until they pay a hooker (they’ll pay her extra not to burst into uncontrollable laughter at their tiny willies).
Anonymous, on Jun 6, 2009 wrote: what an anomaly.
Anonymous, on Jun 6, 2009 wrote: I see the gorilla look is in
Anonymous, on Jun 6, 2009 wrote: Ok, here is a tip. A girl with a butt that big can NOT wipe her ass after a crap. It is physically impossible. Unless she goes under from the front, and that is also not sanitary. In conclusion... YUCK!
Anonymous, on Jun 6, 2009 wrote: My God, what a disgusting overweight beast. She has enough lard for three woman.
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