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I don’t know about exploring the inner workings of the universe with E. The first couple of hours can be great but how about the last three hours of lying in bed a day later with the fear, frantically trying to jerk off to lessen the pain? Comments/Enlarge | See all


So you Junior Mengeles weren't content with your cockapoos and beagadors and pugadoodles and now you've graduated to full-on monstrosities like giant two-mouthed pit bulls and sideways husky-terriers. Disgusting. At least Dr. Moreau had the decency to keep his abominations locked away on an island. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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Anonymous, on Jun 14, 2009 wrote:
my left arsecheek could draw better than this. twats.
Anonymous, on Jun 14, 2009 wrote:
this shit is so self consciously edgy it hurts. i mean its kinda funny but the hype is retarded.
Anonymous, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
this is sick shit... what a fucking retard indeed...
Didymus, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
Ahahaha fucking retards, they should be exterminated. Hitler you Fail couldnt you do anything right?
captain cheesepuff, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
it looks like this was stapled together and had to be ripped apart to scan and taped back together.
poozer, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
he has a tongue like chewing gum rolled around in a pile of spilled nerds.
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
I like that the sound effect for getting kicked in the face is "kick in the face"
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
"Wow. Violence against people with mental retardation. How hilarious."

Oops, everybody who hasn’t read any of Cayro’s comics thinks that he’s supposed to be the bearded guy and not the baby brother. Should have explained that one better Vice.
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
I like how baby brother conveniently consisted of rubber solely for the canyon plummet, however is mercilessly susceptible to lead poisoning before and after he bounces with the reader.

Bounce wit me--bounce wit me!

HANDS DOWN, THE GREATEST COMIC STRIP of the last 350 years--you could deny it, and argue it’s cultural validity, perhaps for the ignorant, surface dwelling, narrow minded troglodites(I don’t know how to fuck’n spell that shit bra) there might in existence be a competitor, but to do that would be a self imposed relegation to the continuously morphing wheel chair with strap-in non negotiable melamine plastic meal tray seating.

REMINDER/DECLARATION:
Bald Eagles is the Undisputed Outlaw God of the Underground Anthology, sooner or later sus testiculos will be chupared by you fervantly de mayo. It’s a New york thang.
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
You’re right, just another episode of Entourage.

See more of this goofball’s work here


WWW.phuckfacedigitalis.com
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
when did jeremy piven get here? This isn’t P.C.U.
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
This comic really knows how to suck a hyena’s dick and I love it!
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
terrible
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
Wow. Violence against people with mental retardation. How hilarious.
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
ilovevictorcayroandhiscomics
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
If you aren’t creative or talented enough to do something interesting you can always do the artistic equivalent of pooping yer pants
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
why? there is no reason to print this.
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
apparently vice WILL in fact print anything... next month see the humorous side of the holocaust!
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
shit.
Anonymous, on Jun 7, 2009 wrote:
looks like the hate fantasy of one of those 16 year olds who plan to run amok at their school but never go through with it.
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
kid had it coming.
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
ah well at least the kid could open a beer with his mouth. thats a skill you know
hooohaaa, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
i feel a bit ill after reading that? what the hell was the point? quality gag at the end tho.
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
I love a comic with a happy ending...this however, is not one of them
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
gross. Vice Comics are like car crashes. you know you should look away, but you cant.
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
the bulge on his left thumb is growing at an alarming rate. this retard needs to have a check-up.
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
so well drawn.
so fucked up.
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
well he *is* an excellent leg artist.
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
part of me just died.
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
sloth doesn’t like being put in a highchair.
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