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Caroline Miwa Nemoto
Vice: Why Italy, Brazilian lady?

Caroline:
I came to study fashion design. In São Paulo I took a course in styling while I worked on a social project at the university. After a while I’d had enough and decided to move here.

What were your first impressions of Pizzaland?

It was different than I expected. I thought it was going to be a whole other world, but I found that São Paulo and Milan are very similar, even in architectural terms. The greatest difference I found was in personal relationships. Not to sound like a stereotype, but people in Italy are much colder, even if I do have a lot of great Italian friends. I don’t want to be the typical expat who spends half her time complaining about her new country and living in a bubble of her past life. I wanted to be here physically, mentally, and emotionally.

Tell me about this “social project” you were working on.

It was an outreach program. We helped people set up businesses. Brazilians can have very low self-esteem, because they are very poor, and they end up giving up on life. We wanted to change this.

What do you think causes this?

I think it’s the Brazilian government’s fault: It’s a nanny state. There is absolutely no use in giving money to these people and perpetuating their ignorance and poverty. You have to invest in education and allow them to help themselves.

Makes perfect sense. OK, so besides poverty, another stereotype is that Brazilians prefer to “feel” rather than to “think.”

I mean, yes, OK, we are passionate. But this doesn’t equate with being irrational. Speaking of stereotypes, I’m sick and tired of hearing about Brazilian girls. Italians talk about Brazil as though it’s a giant nudist hippie free-for-all. Bullshit. Brazilian women aren’t like that.

There are many who will be very sad to hear this.

Take the Carnaval of Rio. It’s an important cultural event, but in Italian news they only show the queen of the Carnaval, who traditionally dances topless.

She is topless though, right?

They take that nudity out of context. Around the queen there are thousands of old women and children and all the samba schools, who dance a highly structured choreography for more than an hour, with a story and music composed especially for the event. It’s not just a woman with her tits showing.

Final question. You look like you might be Asian. Are you of Japanese descent?

My dad is Japanese. And he’s the only one in my family to marry a non-Japanese. His family was very doubtful to begin with. But my mother looks slightly Asian herself, for some reason, and when she was formally introduced, she wore a kimono. My grandma said, “She’s not exactly Japanese, but she’ll do.”

INTERVIEW AND PHOTO BY SERENA PEZZATO





Alice Galeffi
Vice: Hello, Alice. What are you doing in the land of the Kiwis?

Alice:
I’m attending Auckland University for film and art history.

Are there any directors or artists from New Zealand that made you want to come here?

I didn’t really know much about New Zealand. I knew people here like to go bungee jumping and all sorts of sports, but that was about it.

Have you taken part in that ridiculousness yet? Bungee jumping?

Yeah. I moved here when I was 16 as an exchange student and right away I did three bungee jumps, got two piercings, and told all my friends New Zealand was the most radical place on earth.

What do you miss most about home?

The food. Brazilian food is amazing. And I miss my parents and friends, obviously. Also, the heat and it taking only five minutes to walk to the most incredible beach you’ve ever seen!

Do you find that New Zealanders think Brazilians just want to party all the time and rub their genitals on everyone? I’ve met some Brazilians here and that characterization seems true.

[laughs] A lot of the time it is. I’ve had some Kiwis stay at my house in Brazil and they had to beg me and my Brazilian friends to skip a night of partying. But I think Brazilians are just very happy people. No matter how poor or miserable they are, there is always a way and a reason to celebrate life.

Are you saying Kiwis don’t know how to have a good time?

People are more low-key here. Brazilians party every day, but they just want to be around people, have a beer, and talk. On the other hand, Kiwis don’t go out as much, but when they do it’s pretty intense.

What’s the funniest thing about New Zealanders?

When my Kiwi friends came to Brazil with me they had absolutely no idea how to approach girls in a nightclub. Don’t get me wrong, I absolutely love the way they are and I deplore sleazy Brazilians, but Kiwi boys can be pretty sheepish.

Do you have a boyfriend here?

Yes. He’s the main reason why I moved here. Although I had to convince my parents that it was because of the university.

And your parents actually bought that one? So, can Kiwis dance?

The guys dance like retards, but the girls are all good. One time I applied for this job teaching Portuguese. They said I could only have the job if I could dance the samba.

That’s borderline racist. Did you get the job?

No, I just didn’t reply.

By the way, how do you say New Zealand in Portuguese?

Nova Zelândia.

That’s beautiful. It makes it sound like it’s some mystical land full of gnomes and talking animals. Hopefully I’ll see you in Auckland or Rio sometime. Actually, let’s make it Rio.

OK, bye!

INTERVIEW BY ROYCE AKERS
PHOTO BY HAYDEN EAST

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Comments

Anonymous, on Jul 3, 2009 wrote:
TOPLESS is not allowed in Brazil can someone understand that and stop saying we walk topless, also is not everybody that knows how to dance samba I dont and I am very authetical brazilian woman ahhh I also dont like to show my genitals and none of my friends does that its wo racist to talk to brazil like that and by the way yes we have great food there.
Brazil is a mixed country colonized by Portuguese, after we had the slavery so many Africans come to Brazil, some time after the Italians, Japanese, Arabian, etc so there is a lot of diversity in our culinary.....
I just hope to one day people try to understand more and criticize less a country who all its people work very hard and no matter what are still very happy and was welcome anyone the same way.
I live abroad for many years and do not intent to live in Brazil again but I still think is one of the most beautiful places in the world, if we just had there the opportunities we can find in other countries.
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
I know Italian guys catcall blondes. I wonder what they do to Japanese-Brazilians.
poozer, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
after all these i have come to realize that i could never pick a brazilian out of a lineup unless she was wearing lingerie.
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
every time their asked what they miss about home all of these brazilians always say the food! i’ve never heard anything about brazilian food before though.
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
a japanese bazillian living in italy!! thats diversity
Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote:
New Zealand looks like Uma Thurman
Anonymous, on Jun 5, 2009 wrote:
I like these girls. Goin to school abroad, learning about the world. In brazil it seems that the way to solve many issues will be in the women because they seem to be pretty badass.
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
how do they find these people? everybody featured in this section always seems to be at the very least decent to good looking
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
I wish there were topless carnival queens in the states. that would be even better than funnel cakes
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
its not just in new zealand that guys dance like retards...guys just always dance as retards
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
É mesmo difícil não perder a compostura em um mundo que não preza por uma estética da gentileza. Torço para que você resista!! você não sonha sozinha Carol...tb tenho orgulho da nossa cultura e busco um caminho de mudança e resistência. bj
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
the fuck is this shit, it’s boring, fuck these random people
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
alice looks like a hotter younger uma thurman.
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
haha brazilians dont think, they just SAMBA!
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
it doesnt matter if the nudity was taken out of context, there was still nudity which is awesome.
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
no shit italian people are colder. they invented organized crime and the opera.
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
"Nova Zelândia" come on is it really that mystical or did you just have a phone bone?
hooohaaa, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
i think it would be more along the lines of brazilians going out having a couple of drinks and chilling out, the new zealand kids will be crushing drinks all night and then have blazing hangovers. nz kids know how to party.
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
the asian brazilian combo must be like the holy grail of hotness. i dont think ive ever seen it before. i can now die a happy man.
anonymouse, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
every time i hear stories about old asian ladies they seem so racist. i used to think of them as being such gentle tea drinkers but no more. the illusion has vanished.
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
guys generally dance like retards, doesnt matter where they are from. i would prefer to be a retard on the floor and have a great time rather than some you think you can dance douche.
joe bananas, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
well the population of new zealand is out numbered by the sheep like 10 - 1 or whatever, those boys are just trying to play the same way at home. picking up sheep.
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
i’d still say brazil is more risque than the united states. even if it’s only one topless woman that is the queen of carnival. here if a beauty queen has facebook photos of her kissing another girl donald trump will be at her doorstep the next morning repo’ing her tiara.
sketchballer, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
holy fuck a brazilian and japanese mix. this is definitely a creation of a genius.
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
caroline should get a double major in public policy. sounds like she knows what she’s talking about.
Anonymous, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote:
I may be biased as I am from Australia but I dont care if I am being a judgmental and stereotypical hypocrite:

Problem A. New Zealand.

Not cute in anyway.

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