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Amanda Rosa
Vice: Where are you from?

Amanda:
I’m from a very small town called Gravataí. It’s near Porto Alegre, which is a very beautiful place near the border of Uruguay and Argentina. It has the most trees out of all the cities in Brazil, and people there have very a strong political conscience. It’s a part of Brazil that doesn’t really look like the rest of the country due to colonization.

What do you do for a living?

I’m a fashion model. I used to work on TV but not anymore. Now I dedicate most of my time to my modeling agency.

How did a spicy little number like you end up in Mexico?

By coincidence. I wanted to end a relationship, but I realized it wasn’t going to be as simple as saying, “I hate your face now. Goodbye.” It was all the usual problems: We shared a car, a bank account, our friends, and I was feeling asphyxiated. So I asked my agency to send me as far away as they could.

And how is it working out? Are you happier here?

I love that I can take a bus to a pyramid—it’s incredible. I’m planning on staying here for a while. Is it a third-world city with constant traffic congestion? Maybe, but it’s nothing compared with São Paulo.

Do you like the current president of Brazil, Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva? A lot of people think he’s a supreme dickhead.

I hate him. He had this whole campaign for helping the poor, and what happened? He wasn’t able to fight the congressmen and senators in charge. Lula won thanks to this huge campaign sponsored by shady supporters, in which he was the “people’s candidate.” It was like, “Vote for me because I lost a finger working in a factory and I only made it to fourth grade.” He doesn’t even speak English. It’s absurd—he’s a very limited man.

Aren’t you being a little harsh on the guy?

I’ll put it this way: I used to have a roommate who had a baby and decided to leave Brazil and come to Mexico. She said, and I quote, “I don’t want to raise my son there. In Mexico, I don’t have this terrible feeling.”

Which is?

The fear of everything. Once when I was visiting Brazil, I heard the story of a boy who died because of crossfire while he was having a drink at a café. It happened so fast that it took his friends an hour to notice he was dead. From January until now, there have been approximately 50 cases of death due to crossfire. Some of my friends have lots of bullet holes in their houses thanks to the gunfights that are constantly happening.

Sure, but you can easily get shot or kidnapped in Mexico too.

Here I can roll down my car window to have a smoke. I would never do that in São Paulo. In Brazil, every family has been a victim of crime. Just days ago, my brother got mugged in front of his house—they just wanted his Converse shoes. They would have killed him if he hadn’t given them up. Here, someone may rob your bike, but in Brazil no one rides bikes. Why? Because you’ll surely get mugged.

INTERVIEW AND PHOTO BY ZARATUSTRA VÁZQUEZ



Soraia Cristina da Costa Tynnauer
Vice: Is Brazil really packed with young, beautiful people running around half-naked and having lots of sex?

Soraia:
Yeah, but mostly they’re naked up north. In Austria, the sun is shining for two months, and in Brazil, it’s eight, so of course there’s more sexuality in the air. Most of the time girls show their legs and guys don’t wear shirts in Brazil.

And elsewhere?

If you go to São Paulo, you won’t see people running around in bikinis, but the girls wear high heels and short skirts all the time. You can see girls who are fat as hell running around with a really short top and a miniskirt and you think, “Come on! Have a look in the mirror.”

That’s not the image most people have.

Can’t she be sexy just the way she is? There will be guys who are interested in her. It’s definitely easier to have a one-night stand in Brazil than here.

Do you miss traipsing around half-naked?

Yeah, totally. When it starts to get warm I walk around Vienna without a top—just a bikini and shorts. People stare at you when you run around like that. In Brazil, we are all naked and fucking everyone, even though it’s a really religious country.

Does the myth of Brazilian sexuality annoy you?

Generally no, but it depends on the situation. I went to a doctor last week who asked me to undress. He touched my ass and asked me where I was from. Then he was like, “Oooh, Brazil,” with his hands rubbing my ass. Sometimes it’s annoying, but most of the time I take it as a compliment.

What was the first impression you had about Vienna?

That it was a ghost town. It was quiet, gray, and the trees had no leaves. But at the same time it was really beautiful and impressive.

And the Viennese people?

They really don’t want to talk to you! Once we stopped an old lady on the street to ask her something and she started to run away.

What was the most difficult thing to adjust to?

Often people ask me not to speak so loudly. I also learned not to be late. And of course the weather! I always have a winter depression when I’m here. I understand why people here are so frustrated.

What can Austrians learn from Brazilians?

To be more easygoing. And to be content with what you have. People here have too much! The social system is very good, but it also makes people lazy.

And the other way round?

Respect for other people and their stuff. And also what it means to be a real friend. In Brazil, you can never trust a friend. Never.

INTERVIEW BY KEMI SUSANNE FATOBA
PHOTO BY DAVID TYNNAUER

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Comments

catbird, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
I agree, Viennese could learn not to be so lazy
Anonymous, on Jun 24, 2009 wrote:
i know this girl that lives in vienna, she studied with me in university and i can tell that she comes from a fucked up life story and she is just amazing! i think that what she said about the trust it´s because she got stolen by roomates several times and i think she was meaning that, that with money you can´t trust a brazilian. in this case i don´t too.
Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote:
what’s wrong with amanda? every other brazilian has like 7 names. she only has two.
Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2009 wrote:
what’s wrong with amanda? every other brazilian has like 7 names. she only has two.
Anonymous, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
’’When it starts to get warm I walk around Vienna without a top—just a bikini and shorts. People stare’’
’’ we are all naked and fucking everyone’’
’’Often people ask me not to speak so loudly’’
’’In Brazil, you can never trust a friend’’
’’Then he was like, “Oooh, Brazil,” with his hands rubbing my ass’’
Shitheads like Soraia are the reason most people see Brazil as the kind of country you only go to to party and get fucked. She is such and idiotic representation of what is wrong with brazilian society that she ends up shocking the people and the country she is leaving in, and not even noticing... She can’t even trust a friend in Brazil, a place known for people being warm and friendly, and ’’taking their shirt of their back’’ for you???
Please, I’m brazilian, and she pisses me off, she’s just a spoiled little retard who obviously need life altering experiences to fill her otherwise empty ass brain.



Anonymous, on Jun 6, 2009 wrote:
Ridiculas!
Anonymous, on Jun 1, 2009 wrote:
fuck who wrote it. of course in brazil you can trust a friend. this is a fucking stupid generalization. bad article.
Anonymous, on May 31, 2009 wrote:
farkin oath
Pablito, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
Loved Soraia’s tranny looks and how easy-going she was when the doctor sexually harrassed her.
Note: Brazilians love to be poked by hot doctors ONLY.
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
Amanda rosa if you get swine flu i am going to kill myself.
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
hows about asking something like, why are you in vienna? no?
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
the interviewer in for vienna needs to take a cold shower. shitness.
Anonymous, on May 27, 2009 wrote:
hotties like amanda are so much hotter in a developing world. i think is the fragility.
Anonymous, on May 26, 2009 wrote:
Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva is really unpopular with a lot of people. my neighbor is from brazil and she will talk your ear off about what a "monster" he is too
Anonymous, on May 26, 2009 wrote:
its interesting hearing about the crime in brazil from Amanda...no one else really mentioned it, but it sounds pretty terrible
road_kill, on May 26, 2009 wrote:
yikes, it must have been a pretty bad breakup if you had to move out of the country afterwards
Anonymous, on May 26, 2009 wrote:
yikes. Soraia looks pretty scary in that picture
Anonymous, on May 23, 2009 wrote:
fuck amanda is so hot
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote:
Amanda’s necklace is awesome. thats all I got from this story
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote:
the girl from Vienna is not as hot as she thinks she is... she’s got a little transvestite look to her
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote:
"took his friends an hour to notice he was dead"

wow. not good friends
Anonymous, on May 22, 2009 wrote:
yay. finally some cute girls...this is what brazil is about!

Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote:
So if you have nothing to steal Brazil must be a fucking breeze to live in.
chickenhead, on May 21, 2009 wrote:
i’ve always wondered, how do they find these people in different countries?
electricboogaloo, on May 21, 2009 wrote:
people in vienna sound just like koreans in how they run away if you try to ask them something
Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote:
it’s amazing how a country can be so religious yet so much promiscuous sex goes on. same goes for catholic priests i guess.
Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote:
That should have said *HUGE* asses.

There’s a difference between a woman with a big ass, and a big-ass woman.
Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote:
that doctor was a sleazy, dirty, lucky man.
Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote:
*BOING*

I seriously need to live in Brazil. I’ll deal with the random muggings to have hot one-night stands with gorgeous women who have hugs asses.
Anonymous, on May 21, 2009 wrote:
bulletholes everywhere?
now THAT’S the saopaolo i’ve been waiting to hear about.
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