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Luam Banzai
Vice: What are you doing in Barcelona?

Luam:
I’ve been here for nine months. I could’ve had a Spanish baby by now! My intention was to begin cinema studies and also work in video production or graphic design. That’s what I studied in Brazil.

What do you say to your friends when they ask about your life in Barcelona?

I say that it’s pretty cool here—there’s a lot of partying, and they can’t imagine all the great things they’re missing. But then again, it’s getting increasingly difficult to find a job, and I’m still trying to get used to the Spanish habits. People sleep too much here, I think. The workday doesn’t start until ten in the morning and they take breaks two or three times a day. In Brazil, I was used to a faster rhythm of life, waking up at 7 AM and not stopping until 2 AM the next day. Of course, I was sort of energized when I first arrived here, so everybody kept telling me I’d better calm down: “Relaaax, relaaaax.”

What about the ladies here? How do they measure up to Brazilian girls?

I like Spanish women. They’re superhot and stylish here, but to tell you the truth I’ve mainly met foreign girls. Very few tourists come to Curitiba, my hometown. Barcelona is quite the opposite, with lots of people from different countries gathered in a relatively small place compared with London. Here I’ve discovered a weakness for Frenchies, but I still miss the “free love” culture that I used to find in Brazil.

Well, at least you’ve already realized that the whole “hot Spanish woman” thing is a bunch of bullshit. Have you made friends with any natives?

I have some Spanish friends, most of them classmates, but other than that I’ve mainly met foreigners, including some Brazilians in the city center at the MACBA square, which is always full of skaters. I have the feeling that Barcelona is a display window, a leisure place for foreigners. If I want to know what Spaniards are really like I’ll have to move farther away, to the peripheral areas.

You’ll find much better food there, for sure. The grub served in the bars and restaurants in the city is terrible and expensive. Have you tasted the poisonous paellas they serve to tourists in the Ramblas?

No! I pretty much only eat pasta and pizza. I don’t like fish and seafood—a very important part of the diet here—so I’m taking the opportunity to taste dishes from different countries. I used to exchange break-dance lessons for cooking classes with some girls.

Nice one! I take it this exchange has allowed you to eat some tasty things.

Yeah, sometimes I get lucky. [laughs]

INTERVIEW BY SANTIAGO SALVADOR
PHOTO BY MIGUEL FIGUEROA





Ciro Luporini
Vice: When did you come to London?

Ciro:
I left Rio de Janeiro two years ago.

Why the hell did you do that? Do you feel like you made a huge mistake?

You know what? I was bored of my city. I got married, and my wife is half-Brazilian, half-Portuguese, and we decided to leave and go to Europe. And London was the obvious place to go. First we went to Old Street, then Stoke Newington, and now we live in Stepney Green.

Is there a big difference between Portuguese and Brazilian-Portuguese?

Oh yeah! To us it seems that Portuguese people from Portugal are talking in an extremely polite way. Brazilian-Portuguese is all mixed up with languages from Africa, assorted Italian dialects, and the native Indian languages. Plus Rio is well known for having a very fast, distinctive accent.

What do you think of London? A lot of foreigners think it’s kind of depressing.

I like it here. Compared with my city, it is quiet. I can ride my bike everywhere, I don’t have any problems. There are some things I don’t like. One thing I notice is that people are too serious. In fact, they are often rude. If you smile at someone here, they won’t smile back—in my city you say hello to the bus drivers. The kids back home make fun of my ears—but in a smiling, nice way. Here your differences are seen as bad.

What do you miss about home?

The weather, the food, and my family, of course. But the food there is so much healthier. You can get great fruit and vegetables fresh, and it’s cheap. I used to work in a kitchen back home, so I would rather cook for myself than buy Brazilian food in a restaurant. You can buy all the ingredients here, black beans and rice and stuff. So I am fine.

What did you do when you first got here?

I only spoke a tiny bit of English, but you pick it up from music and film automatically. Then I got some books and started teaching myself. I looked for jobs that only required a little English. I found a pub where they were desperate for staff, and I had three years of kitchen experience, so they gave me the job.

And what do you do now?

I study video production and postproduction. I work, I study, I live—it’s all good. One of the best things about England is that if you work, you will have money. It doesn’t matter what job you do, you will earn money and you can live. If I did this job at home I would be living in a terrible area surrounded by heavily armed men selling drugs. That wouldn’t be so fun.

INTERVIEW BY ELERI POWELL
PHOTO BY JAMIE LEE CURTIS TAETE

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Comments

Anonymous, on Jul 11, 2009 wrote:
The US are NOT a melting pot.
People never mix here - everyone lives in their small stupid communities and stay like that for generations.

I’ve seen black people with blue eyes and all the other stuff in Brazil. Apart from Indian-looking people, pretty much anyone can be Brazilian.

PS: I love the fact that Ciro got bored with Rio.
Anonymous, on Jun 17, 2009 wrote:
I went to Barcelona such a lazy city. London fucking depress, i can not live out there. So i decided to live in Honolulu.

The brazilians are weirdo.

Anonymous, on Jun 12, 2009 wrote:
“free love culture"?? wtf are u talking about? you´re bisexual , luam
Anonymous, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
SANTIAGO SALVADOR suck my dick
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
i like ciro. he’s all "fuck that inkpen stain, i’ll make the whole pocket black"
poozer, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
if someone made a where’s waldo book for brazilians it would be next to impossible. they all look so different. i thought america was supposed to be the melting pot.
Anonymous, on Jun 8, 2009 wrote:
is he actually complaining that people sleep toooo much? how is that a real complaint?
Anonymous, on Jun 6, 2009 wrote:
the interviewer knows dick about Barcelona and can’t listen.

Luam: They’re superhot
Tourist: the whole "hot Spanish woman" thing is a bunch of bullshit
Anonymous, on Jun 6, 2009 wrote:
these 2 guys are fuckin dickheadz
and you commenters can also suck my dick
please
DIE
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
I cant imagine moving to a country and barely even knowing the language! good for those people though. thats got to be tough
hooohaaa, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
i guess it kinda doesnt matter where your from chances are that you are going to want to go and see and live in other places, i for one would not go to london but i would kill to go to brazil.
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
haha, eating vaginas, good work vice.
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
how can he be living well in london? that place is so so so so so so expensive that you will end up living in a shitty area with armed kids with drugs, perhaps it just not quite so bad as in brazil?
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
eww. the "tasty things" joke is dirrrttyy
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
“free love" culture in Brazil...i bet.
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
Ciro did make a huge mistake. It’s in his left ear.
Anonymous, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
i think every last one of the brazilians has said they miss the food. what are they serving down there that i’m missing out on. i’ve never had brazilian food. is that where they carve the meat at the table?
donaghy, on Jun 4, 2009 wrote:
if you have the funds london is a great place to live. if not it’s a different story.
Anonymous, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
Hahahaha, it takes a slim dweller from Brazil to consider the standard of living in grimy London "better".

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